No.30747
You know what we need? A Star Wars fan movie featuring the Jennyverse girls. Something like you would've seen off old Youtube. Jenny would've been a far better protag.
No.30748
>>30743she looks like a mouse that got its head snapped in the trap two days ago
No.30749
>>30747No, my script should be first. Star Wars needs a break:
The life of wholesome YT reviewer Jane Nichols gets upturned when her best friend Hailey disappears after reading Goosebumps to children at the local library.
With the help of her new neighbor Angela Kane, Jane tries to follow a trail of clues and anonymous online messages that the police dismiss as harmless trolling.
Narrowly escaping several dangerous traps, Jane sets an ambush of her own with Angela's help.
In a final twist, it turns out that Angela kidnapped Hailey and set the traps to get closer to Jane while mimicking plot points from her favorite Land Before Time movie, which Jane ranked last in one of her videos.
Realizing her mistake too late, Jane has to try to escape the taller and stronger Kane or accept her inferior taste in movies.
It's a thriller, by the way.
(I don't even know if Amazzon Kane still does stuff, maybe she needs to be replaced by someone else. Ellis could return as the villain).
No.30752
Am I the only one who finds her Patreon-only videos extremely not worth the price of entry? They seem more low-effort and boring than all the stuff she used to release for free. I was particularly excited about the Pokémon live one and it’s boring as hell.
No.30755
>>30753Wait a minute, there's Faith fanart?
No.30757
Ok, so Jenny Nicholson is now legit trending no Twitter.
Turns out complaining about a giant famous corporations biggest recent failure is another Jenny example of masterclass online engagement.
>>30749Holy shit that's a tiny waist, does she burf up all that take out and cheese she lives off?
No.30758
>>30752Those videos are mostly for people who just want to see more Jenny, the content doesn't matter.
No.30760
>>30751note though that warner owns cnn so 'disney fail' is something they'll come up with any excuse to report, like how every third story is about people are hyped for the powerball draw because they own powerball
No.30762
>>30761she looks pretty and that food looks great.
No.30763
>>30749The only movie I want to see is how Ellis manipulated Jenny into becoming a shadow of her former self and how Jenny overcomes this by kicking her in front of an oncoming subway train.
No.30764
This is insane, Jennys name is all over the press talking about her Disney take down video while she's actively promoting Disney all over her twitter.
I didn't watch the video but is there anything in it that doesn't speak the the wild hyperocacy of insulting Disney for 4 hours then taking a dozen people to Disney World for a week long vacation?
Does no one think, hey Jenny, THIS is why Disney is awful, bc no matter how much you complain they know you'll come back and pay more.
No.30765
>>30762>she looks prettyShe looks like the subject of an artwork titled "Grief"
No.30766
>>30764Don't try and understand the cute girl, just enjoy it
No.30767
>>30763> kicking her in front of an oncoming subway train.if jenny did this irl would you accept her?
I would assume she had a reason to do it but i would also believe she was unstable and i wouldn't trust her anymore.
No.30768
i need to see that first order guy from the star wars hotel go balls deep in her
No.30769
>>30768Damn, we got some real sickos on this board!
No.30770
>>30767Not only would I accept it, I'd buy the highest tier on her Patreon. It'd be hella based.
No.30771
>>30752It's worse because the topics that win the vote are usually the most boring ones possible. Some of the earlier ones were more interesting but she removed them.
No.30772
Does this site have archives of her Patreon exclusive videos? I want to watch without paying because I am poor. Someone mentioned on Kiwifarms that she did a video on Buffy and I wanna see.
No.30773
>>30772This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaG4XflbCeQ Individual videos get posted, I dunno if actively providing an archive of every Patreon video would be something that could be in the realm of a lolsuit or if that's just a schizo concern.
No.30775
>>30767Worst trolley problem ever
No.30777
Think Starcruiser may reopen as a restaurant soon?
No.30779
>>30776You think the Google AI reads this board?
No.30780
Jenny got a fucking Forbes article, her head's going to be so big now she's gonna have trouble walking through doors! Get ready to wait 3 years for her next 6 hour epic
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2024/05/26/the-spectacular-failure-of-disneys-star-wars-hotel-is-going-viral/ No.30782
>>30780Minimum effort, maximum rewards.
No.30783
>>30780forbes website is full of internet culture spam like that. the cnn article was a bigger deal imo
No.30784
Also got a full length article on the AV Club and people are still talking about it on Twitter. Blame Ellis all you want but the amount of validation she's getting for doing this is going to mean this is all she's doing from now on
https://www.avclub.com/star-wars-hotel-failure-jenny-nicholson-1851490754 No.30785
>>30784The next video will be five years from now.
No.30786
I haven't watched the video or read the three mentioned pingback coverage articles about it. How much of the response is actually about jenny and how much of it is schadenfreud about the hotel? Like to what extent could the video have got a this response if it was from any other person who happened to have a prebuilt large audience so people knew they were getting to be part of a massive pile on of something everyone wanted to see fail
No.30787
>>30751>>30780Imagine what she could accomplish if she actually tried.
No.30788
Am I turning contrarian if I think the video was simply “okay”? Especially proportional the coverage it’s been getting, that treat it as some kind of biting exposé of Disney’s incompetence and greed. I feel like I could have produced more or less the same video, and what’s more, before Starcruiser had even opened its doors.
I mean most of the failings of the Starcruiser attraction were glaringly obvious from the moment that Disney started to tease it.
>mind-boggingly expensive
>”roleplaying” and “impacting the story” will be smoke and mirrors designed for kids and bugmen
>things will probably look and feel cheap because it’ll only be seen by 3,000 visitors per year tops
I’m pretty much sure I had already seen all of those divined in a 4chan thread when the Starcruiser hotel was first announced.
Did this really need to be 4 hours? I’m mostly peeved at how celebrated and how many this accolades this video is receiving. I really don’t want Jenny and the rest of Youtube content to continue heading down this path, catering mostly to NEETs and screen-obsessed freaks who feel an empty void if they aren’t being exposed to a constant stream of twitch, youtube, series (the “I put The Office on as background noise” crowd).
But when I compare this to the first Evermore video, I feel like it’s obvious this Starcruiser was spread extremely thin, whereas Evermore actually merited some in-depth study of all the different iterations the project had gone through, the different shortcomings of trying to build a brand-new theme park, etc.
No.30789
On her stream Bailey said she shared a hotel room with Jenny and Faith. So who did Skylarky bunk with?
No.30790
>>30789Probably out in the trash.
No.30793
>>30790Ever notice how in every picture from the trip, Lindsay was always standing way off to one side?
No.30795
>>30794And the award for "
Most Face-Blind Poster" goes to…
No.30798
>>30797not one single bit. The only possible thing you could be picking up on is how that chick has her mascara only on the outer half of her eyes, which jenny also does (attempt to make eyes not look so close together). but it's not creating even one crumb of resemblance
No.30803
6m views in 10 days, this video might be the one that wins Jenny that Hugo award she lost out on 3-4 years ago.
No.30810
>>30809She’s never going to be the same again…
No.30811
>>30809This confirms Jenny has never bought a lotto ticket in her life otherwise she'd already be a millionaire.
8,000 new patrons, 6.2m million views, dozens of articles about the video, and now the front fucking page of Rolling Stone.
Her next video will be 6 hours and 3 years from now and it'll somehow be even bigger…or she's done and she'll never make a youtube video again because she'll know it won't be able to beat this.
No.30812
Here's an ad free copy of the interview
https://archive.ph/VI7zE No.30813
>>30811>>30812The only thing that could nip this in the bud is if Disney took her to court for defamation.
No.30814
>>30810Yeah, it's so over. RIP Jimmy Scrambles.
No.30815
I understand people going crazy about how popular Minecraft Dream was, he was getting 500,000,000 views a video, but jennys video is.. hardly viral. is it just that liberal journos follow that circle of youtube? why are people going nuts about a sub-10mil video… theres a dozen every day…
No.30816
>>30809>>30811I like that Jenny doesn't even know what's going on with the legacy media covering her video. I'm glad she's having success with this one though, she was really sounding down on herself in the lead up to it's release… now where's that ramble, Jen?
I hope the wiki guy remembers to save all these articles!>>30815My niece watches Minecraft videos, they're dog shit peddled to children that leave YouTube on autopilot. Views are practically meaningless for that content. 500mil Minecraft views equate to about 500 normal views (if that).
No.30817
>>30815remember that the other 'article' written about jenny turned out to be by some wannabe beta orbiter. which sex is this ""EJ"" dickson person attracted to
No.30824
>>30817It's a chick, but that doesn't rule anything out.
No.30825
>>30817This is a legit article from a legit paper/publication, it's not NerdInfoSources.net
No.30826
>>30825>a legit paper/publicationI'm not sure how much weight that really carries in today's dystopian nightmare reality.
No.30827
>>30816>peddled to childreni guess that could be it, maybe jenny's is the biggest millenial/adult video. theres just alot of strange circumstances around jennys success..
No.30832
anyone got the may ramble topics? kemono is being slow
No.30835
>>30834But now the question is, who took Jenny out to a fancy dinner at the Rainforest cafe?
https://x.com/JennyENicholson/status/1796722977192702435 No.30836
>>30835I was going to say damn she's fat now, starting to look like my aunt. but, it's almost all in her face so maybe she's PUFY from some kind of… hormone-affecting… event ?
No.30837
>>30833>Saw being her favorite twistI think everyone seen that coming. The way that movie was condensed during the "reveal" was so fucking flawless. A masterpiece of editing work.
>>30835Certainly not an icky boy!
No.30838
>>30834>>30837She's kind of hiding her face in both shots
No.30839
Jenny needs some funny black friends
No.30840
>>30838Well sure, Jenny knows that the difference between "cutest girl in the world" and "ermagherd!" is the angle her face is filmed from. That's why she psychotically controls how she's photographed
No.30841
>>30838The Leafy Maneuver.
No.30842
>>30838Shielding herself from the paparazzi no doubt!
No.30843
>>30835>But now the question is, who took Jenny out to a fancy dinner at the Rainforest cafe?based on the style of clothes and the body type its that girl some of you think is dating jenny.
No.30844
First minute of the Patreon video and Jenny says she's still working on the FNAF video.
No.30846
>says she's working on a shorter video
>wants to do a movie review
>says she wants to do more frequent videos
>next video might be out in the next "few months"
>next video is going to be about furries
No.30847
>>30846Did seem like she was addressing us at one point right? When she said that "unlike what certain people are saying I don't enjoy spending a year making a video"
No.30848
>>30845I didn't hear anything but I also didn't hear her fridge which she thought was making a noticeable noise so I just don't think her mic is as sensitive to noise as she is
No.30849
>>30847Jenny lurks Badcars, confirmed?! Or Bailey still lurks here and tell her everything we do. Or both!
No.30850
>>30847>spending a year over a year jenny..
No.30852
>>30844It's been what, seven or eight months since she's announced that? That's a Q1 2025 video at the earliest.
>>30849She's reads every night in the tub… fighting off impure thoughts about being forced to be one of our wives.
>>30851*STEEL DRUM INTENSIFIES* No.30853
Hoe can be the Jenny subreddit actually be more insane and obsessive than this place? Some of them are saying they’re on their 5th rewatch of the Starcruiser video.
At least people here just respectfully jerk of to her.
No.30854
>>30853Redditers gonna Reddit.
>5th rewatchCan you imagine doing this? Can you imagine being this desperate?
No.30855
reddit fake fans probably don’t even have the griffin tweets saved to their hard drive
No.30856
>>30855I mean the reddit fans didn't know who Bailey is, they literally know nothing but her last 2 videos
No.30857
>>30856who can really know who Bailey is?
No.30858
Jenny is now ranked 7th on all of Patreon for donors. Just insane.
>>30852Yeah, no way there's a video within 6 months, that'd be crazy for her since she's almost definitely busy planning to go on another summer vacation.
No.30859
>>30858I've had a theory for a while thats pretty out there, but google does tons of stuff on the backend so hear me out.
I think google knows which youtube users donate to patreon, and i think those users get curated recommendations.
essentially i think jenny is being funneled patron donors by google.
No.30860
>>30858> Jenny is now ranked 7th on all of Patreon for donors. I imagine everyone above her are legit production companies that have an entire staff to support them (like those Buzzfeed rejects “Try Guys” or “Watcher”). It’s insane that Jenny gets to hoard all her earnings to herself (well aside from having to finance her brother).
No.30861
>>30859I just thought she was sending nudes to a programer at Youtube.
>>30853> Jennys subreddit has gotten pretty cult of personality. Every time someone asked if Jenny was still making videos, it was someone saying she doesn't owe you anything also here's her patreon. After almost 2 years of nothing to talk about, that board has gone into overdrive right now.
It's gross Jenny creates a parasocial relationship with her fans by actively acknowledging and enabling listening to her nonstop as background noise (she refers to it in her RS interview) and tweets every random thought 10 years ago would've belonged to a group text with friends.
Then complains about that parasocial relationship and demonizes us for saying she looks hot or wondering if she's dating anybody.
You can't eat the cake then complain that you got fat.
No.30862
>>30858She might actually be the highest-earning patreon. She doesn’t disclose her actual earnings (coward), only her paying members.
No.30863
>>30861>I just thought she was sending nudes to a programer at Youtube. its possible, like how that eric guy pulls strings at disney for her, she could have a google eric.
No.30864
>Jenny only posts her low-effort rambles to her Patreon subscribers because she knows those people are obsessed with her and would never dare criticize her
>so it’s less risky spending less time on videos she puts out for them, because they’ll never badmouth her even if she something was obviously thrown together at the last time or if her schedule slips (by a month even)
>suddenly her Patreon blows up with over 10,000 new sign-ups (40% growth)
So um, is she going to get neurotic again and get scared about posting low-effort videos to her Patreon subscribers now, given how many people are now listening in? Would be hilarious if the same thing that happened to her regular Youtube channel now happens to her Patreon.
No.30865
>>30853>5th rewatchThat's pretty psychotic… but really no more than my desire to cum inside Jenny for four hours five or more separate times! I'd say we're about even.
>>30864Might be time for Jenny to start a second Patreon where she just lies in bed and whispers into a microphone about nothing and makes dumb baby noises for two hours a month like an extremely lazy podcast. $100/mo. minimum sub.
No.30867
>>30865>that picJen. Jen pls. One ASMR video. Just one. Please. Dear god.
No.30868
jenny will never gag on my sweet milk
No.30870
>>30868Jenny's nudes will leak before she does an ASMR video.
No.30874
>>30873Sounds like Disney World thanked her for visiting with a nice case of pneumonia.
If only someone had warned her that Disney doesn't care about their fans anymore and just wants their money.
No.30875
When Jenny’s my girlfriend I hope she doesn’t yell at me for only being on the $2 tier
No.30876
>>30872If I had a gf, I would stop watching Jenny, unless she released a seriously interesting video. Then, when we inevitably break up, I can binge on what I missed (most likely just one video anyway).
>>30873I am ready to take some vacation days and watch her sleep to make sure she is okay.
No.30877
>>30872wait until she finds the 'jenny folder'
No.30878
>>30872Stupid girlfriend, be more like Jenny!
>>30877Oh no…
No.30881
>>30880Perhaps but as we all know, she's a very clumsy girl and she bruises like a peach so it could be from literally anything
No.30882
>>30880>rough sex with Jenny I'm almost certain she would think you're trying to murder her if you tried to manhandle her in any way… she has such a low opinion of men.
No.30885
>>30884Bailey tries so hard. It's just not fair, Baileybros.
No.30888
>>30887Post an actual screencap of that quote or you're a filthy liar. There's no way she was compared to Homer by NYT. I don't care how shit that rag is, there's no way. I refuse.
No.30889
The Evermore video was better, I don’t care what the NYT says.
This one was way too long and didn’t really have any genius takes. Oh it’s expensive and the LARPing is very clunky and you can only do pre-set paths? Well gee, it’s almost like everyone saw it coming from the day it was announced.
No.30892
>>30887>"A Homerian poet of 21st-century pop culture, I hope they mean the length of her videos and not the quality of her writing…
I like jenny but shes not exactly.. hyper literate.
No.30894
>>30890>A Four-Hour-Long Hotel Review That Is Actually About So Much MoreIt is not, though. Apart from maybe corporate disfunction and misleading marketing, but that is still a normal part of a "product" review.
I agree that Evermore or Bronycon were a lot more "culturally important" because it was about the dynamics of the target audience/customers/staff/management;the vision and hubris of the man behind Evermore; the (mostly online) community around it. All the stuff that won't be looked at in an economics class' case study of failure.
"Homerian" is just the NYT being up its own arse though.
No.30895
>>30892>hyper literateNeither was Homer. Remember that he is the (assumed) poet behind the sagas, but they were not written down for possibly centuries.
No.30896
>>30887I had a dream that she killed herself. This NYT thing might push her over the edge.
No.30898
Can anyone post that alternate link to her latest ramble?
>>30896WAT
No.30903
>>30901>>30902how come jenny was able to figure out how to glow up while bailey got stuck looking like a drag queen?
No.30904
>>30903Boo! Get a second joke!
Bailey is cute!
No.30905
anyone know the june ramble topics
No.30908
>>30904Nah I usually say she looks like quasimodo, so must be other anons usually seeing a drag queen lol
No.30909
>>30898There's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wPx6F0uCJs and there's a second one but I dunno if it can be viewed seeing as it seems to be directly uploaded to Patreon. Maybe I'm retarded
https://www.patreon.com/posts/ramble-jennys-of-105328201?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=join_link>>30905This is what we're getting.
>>30901>>30902I like Bailey but she'd be a lot cuter if she was nicer to us ;^(
No.30911
>>30902ripped tights? is she broke or was this public bathroom selfie after a rough night?
>>30906whose golden orb is she cradling there?
>>30901is that her "Fallout 76" halloween costume? or the official sponsorship patch?
No.30912
>>30909I thought the alt link would've been Vimeo, but thanks anyway! Is the quality different at all with the Patreon link?
>Jenny plans a day at a Disney park for her worst enemyShe already spent a day at Disneyland with Max… and Bailey!
>>30910Who deserves more praise than Jenny!?
No.30913
jenny's content is mediocre, she just has charisma. i've started to notice this so much now, someone you think is a great (insert role) ? they are just the person with charisma, they don't do any better job. we think we're aware of that but then you see, say, new york times be completely oblivious
No.30914
>>30906i cant find that category in the 2019 emmys, is it a fake?
No.30915
>>30914it’s real but it’s a tech Emmy a twitch producer won, they hand out behind the scenes Emmys like candy
No.30916
>>30912>She already spent a day at Disneyland with Max… and Bailey!Max
literally did nothing wrong! But Bailey did. By being mean.
No.30917
>>30910You gotta be shitting me! Jennys now been in more and better publication and than Ellis and Contrapoints combined.
She is the biggest breadtuber of them all and that ego and attitude she’s pretty good at hiding from her general fans is going to get so much worse.
She’ll be expecting Press Passes everywhere now.
No.30918
>>30911>bathroom selfie after a rough night?Well that was on her birthday on a girls night out so who knows, could be either
No.30922
>>30920That might be too much gay energy even for Jenny.
No.30924
>>30923Around blax never relacks.
No.30926
>>30920apparently this is some sort of happening related to gamergate 2? wouldnt be surprised if ellis set it up
No.30928
>>30920No Bailey! Don't do it! All the people saying you should get Jenny on Giantbomb just want her to replace you!!
It will probably be fine though, Jenny is lazy as fuck, she doesn't want or need more work
No.30929
sarah z seems mildly autistic but otherwise remarkably normal and still has a decade or so until the titty sagging starts becoming a real problem, wish her all the best
No.30930
>>30929> still has a decade or so until the titty sagging starts becoming a real problemNothing lasts in life, including life itself. Everything beautiful will fade away, so enjoy beautiful things while they're here. Like nice racks.
No.30933
>>30932Is she still at Disney World?
No.30934
Bailey don’t touch that thing it’s filthy!
No.30935
>>30933No this is Disney in California, they just can't get enough!
No.30936
>>30934give her a break. it was her birthday, she is feeling frisky and apparently cannot keep her hands of something phallic.
good thing she did not swing of that pole behind her. or maybe she tried and was told off.
No.30937
>>30934R2d3 don't touch that thing it's filthy.
Sorry Bailey I don't mean that, it was just too easy.
No.30940
>>30939so the big guy is not the dismal-land guy or whoever who pitches his voice down and usually blocks his face?
No.30941
>>30940No these are the guys from Giant Bomb, Bailey was showing them Disneyland since they were in town for Summer Game Fest and she invited Jenny to join them
No.30944
Griffin is being accused of trying to fuck an underage girl. The screenshots of when he was sending her those messages are from September 2018, the same month he had the falling out with Jenny.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fivenightsatfreddys/comments/1dcxmrc/regarding_the_griffinillafandroid_situation/https://x.com/jkittymeowVO/status/1799496972916690989 No.30945
>>30944Well well well, this is an interesting twist! I always wondered how Griffin went from hell bent to expose Jenny's dark side with all the receipts he claimed to have to just disappearing completely. Maybe Jenny had way worse dirt on him than he had on her?
No.30946
>>30944Jenny certainly has a type. I wonder if this will allow her to get her five nights at Freddy’s video out sooner so she can throw him under the bus one last time?
No.30947
>>30920>>30923>>30939Jenny returning the favor by bringing her sickness from Disney World over to Disneyland? Nice!
>Jenny's cute germs will never ravage your body's immune systemJust when you think life can't get any crueler…
>>30944There's an angle for Jenny to add some interesting content to her FNAF video. It sounds like that's a regular thing in the community going by those Reddit posts.
No.30949
>>30943These are the first phots of bailey i've seen where she doesn't look like a propped up dead body. She just looks fine here. That's weird, did she look normal and of ok attractiveness the whole time and it's her selfies that are the problem? That's stupid of her if so
No.30950
>>30949We tried to warn her about those filters, bro. We tried to warn her.
No.30954
>>30951Looks like he’s hiding his Boner under that pillow.
No.30956
>>30955Yeesh, good luck pleading your case to a judge when you're on record admitting you want to knowingly commit a felony!
No.30957
>>3094417, thats about how old jenny was when they broke up. All these years and he's still trying to get jenny back in one form or another, relive the only time in his life he was happy.
I bet jenny's crying hard, women are sensitive about these sorts of things, she probably doesn't even know why shes crying shes just hurt.
No.30958
>>30957>>30955I bet Max is looking pretty good right about now.
No.30959
>>30957Damn anon, you work fast! Good job!
No.30962
Daniel Day-Lewis is praised and paid extravagant sums to transform but when Bailey does it she’s mocked and ridiculed
No.30964
>>30957Whatever damage turned him into a creep, he is still a creep. US consent laws are very silly in my opinion, but by 2018 he must have been late in his late 20s? Lusting after an obviously immature virgin at that age is just… lock him up.
As much as I dislike agreeing with Bailey.
No.30965
>>30955lol, this fucking guy… I would love to hear Jenny's reaction to these posts. C'mon Jen, be nice and drop in just once!
>>30961Bailey's default pose is just terrible, that's all. It makes her look deranged instead of cute or pretty.
No.30966
>>30957What dirt could he possibly have on Jenny? She's mean? Everyone knows that. Her fans like that about her.
No.30970
>>30966he knew about the literal dirt on jenny. she doesn't wash. she's got that 'afraid of water' (hate being naked, shower etc) quirk. bad b.o. issue
No.30971
>>30970Fake news! Jenny is clean!!
No.30972
>>30970>'afraid of water'This is one Jenny urban legend that needs to die, we literally have footage of her having fun in a waterpark in Germany! People are reading way too much into her simply saying she's not a good swimmer!
No.30973
>>30972She definitely said herself in a tweet or ramble that she was afraid of water. It was probably when she was tweeting about that walk she did with an unspecified mystery person in the forest.
Sure, she was lying because it made her seem interesting. But you can see that she does also stink because we've seen her matted hair. And that was when she was fully preened and prepared to be filmed in hd. That's what she thought looked like normal clean hair
No.30974
Can’t see Jenny’s twitter likes anymore fuck my life
No.30975
>>30973OK but being afraid of drowning =/= literal hydrophobia. As for her having filthy hair, I just don't see what you see. Her hair always looks shiny and clean to me and her skin looks clean enough to eat off of!
No.30976
>>30973>>30975She probably meant she's afraid of bodies of water. Like a lake, or Mill Creek, California.
No.30977
>>30974Say what you will about Elon, removing dislikes was the dumbest shit he's ever done. What a fucking jackass.
No.30978
>>30974Now Jenny can like all the weird MLP porn she wants and we'll never know!
No.30979
>>30977yeah, i'd understand if you could just see the last 5 or something, but whats the point of likes now? theyre just thumbs up
>>30972jenny lied and said she cant swim, even though she's told stories of swimming before and after
No.30980
>>30972>>30975>>30976she does not like deep water because she is a bad swimmer and she does not like dirty water because she imagines all the bacteria. That is her reaction to animatronics that come out of the water,underwater rails, getting splashed in water rides, urban exploring with moist/moldy environments.
She is not a literal rabies patient presenting with hydrophobia.
No.30981
>>30942Jenny still loves to show her cleavage to the Disney Daddies I see.
No.30982
>>30943Man, I wish Bailey's enjoyment of showing some skin would rub off on Jenny. This tiny hint of cleavage is the most we ever get out of Jenny, meanwhile Bailey posts things like the attached pic on IG so often that it's not even noteworthy when it happens.
Imagine if Jenny posted even a single selfie like this one. Everyone here would lose their minds.
Bailey, please, please, teach Jenny your ways.
No.30983
>>30982Bailey makes her appearance part of her online brand. Not saying she's an e-girl or anything like that, but being fashionable and well put together is clearly what she's going for. For younger women, fashionable generally equals showing a good amount of skin.
This isn't part of Jenny's online persona at all. She wears costumes in some of her vidoes, but they're related to the thing she's reviewing. Usually not very skin-showing (aside from that one legendary evermore outfit), and definitely not meant to be fashionable. Outside of her videos she seems to just wear what she feels like, and occasionally we're lucky enough that it involves a hint of cleavage, belly, or legs.
Different ladies, different social media strategies.
No.30984
>>30983I just wrote a detailed response to this and got "unknown error" which usually means I typed a word that's banned. IDK what word it is and don't wanna try to figure it out, so I'll summarize:
Jenny fans on here mostly post Jenny because they like her content, and sometimes because they like her body.
Bailey fans post on here because they like her body, they never post about her content.
No.30985
>>30984(By "response", I meant "follow-up", I'm the same guy who posted 30983, lol.)
No.30986
>>30982>meanwhile Bailey posts things like I don't understand. There isn't any more showing in this than is jenny shows in pics or even in her videos. You know that's her arm, right?
No.30987
>>30986Jenny wouldn't dare show bare forehead without a filter
No.30989
>>30988You did a good job training the AI to even get that figment hat right damn
No.30990
>>30982bailey underarm hnnnnnnnnng
>>30988>modestShe's a bad person who does bad things! It's not modesty, it's deception!
No.30991
>>30988is that the person who stalked jenny while she was pooping in a public toilet?
No.30992
>>30991Is this a reference to the Kevin Hart joke or did this happen?
>>30988I mean Jenny is modest compared to what 19 year olds and wannabe actor/model/whirls but she still likes to show some skin. We just do t see it shown to her online audience
No.30993
>>30992> whirl Wtf auto correct, e girls.
No.30994
>>30992>Is this a reference to the Kevin Hart joke or did this happen? theres a kevin hart joke?
it was this person actually
No.30995
>>30984>Jenny fans on here mostly post Jenny because they like her content, and sometimes because they like her body.Are we on the same board? Because there are so many posts about Jenny's body and most of the posts about her content seems to be "It's dumb and it sucks".
You're right about people not posting about Bailey's content though and that's a shame, her content output is consistent and enjoyable. Check out her streams, it's a pleasant time!
No.30996
all bodies are beautiful
all content is beautiful
No.30997
>>30995Hi Bailey,
nice to have you here, but please stick to posting selfies and refrain from shilling your own streams.
- XOXO
No.31001
>>30989Not sexy enough to be one of mine…
>>30998I don't think the current crop of Star Wars content is even made for anyone that likes what Star Wars was though, it's the standard aggressively insulting, combative film/television production made for god only knows who. So this guy not knowing anything about the old films doesn't even matter in the slightest (and is probably seen as a bonus by the executive producers).
No.31003
>>31001Wow, this might be the best pic I've seen and I don't really like these fake pics.
Though I doubt Jenny is clean shaven.
Is Jenny going to win a Hugo Award this time with her new vid?
No.31005
Jenny will shave her bush for the first time when she gets married and is ready to lose her virginity
No.31006
>>31004>There's no way a wealthy LA e-girl like Jenny isn't waxed and buffedI don't think its because she's an LA girl as much as the fact that she has whatever the female version of Peter Pan syndrome is. She probably had any and all body hair lasered years ago because that's something grownups have and she's living life as a perpetual tween
No.31008
>>30998> The most retarded Star Wars takeNot really? Do you really want all your actors to be basedboys who have read every piece of Star Wars EU, and think even the retarded bits like the invading aliens are good?
Alec Guinness thought Star Wars was childish and doomed to fail, and he still delivered a good performance.
No.31009
>>31008I first thought it was a shit take too, but after thinking about it instead of posting on gut feeling (I am new to TwiX), it is a valid point.
The director and writers need to know their shit, actors can be oblivious to everything if it does not inform their character. and even then they can ignore a lot of detail.
Obi Wan is an old, tired vet. No need to remember the details of what the war was about. Han is a smuggler, the Empire are space nazis he is hiding contraband from. Don't worry about their tax policy.
BUT what makes it cringe is that he did not say "yeah, whatever" or something non-commital ("the movies were just so epic/influencial/fun") he picked a reddit opinion and then repeated it wrong. Even if he did just mix up the names after a long day of interviews.
No.31010
>>31009They are doing a show set centuries before the prequels so how much do they really need to know about the other SW movies? Once again Jenny is correct about Star Wars and everyone else is wrong!
No.31012
>>31011Jenny doesn’t know how to use imageboards.
No.31013
>>31011I like the idea of Jenny hanging around as guys discuss her pubic hair and deciding
not to comment on that, but instead double down on her tweet.
No.31014
Jenny’s Palpatine tweet is at 127k likes, our girl’s unstoppable
No.31015
>>31013She could be on trial for murder and still ignore all of it to just defend one of her hot takes.
No.31020
>>31015Who would Jenny have (allegedly!) killed?
>>31018>>31019Cute!
No.31021
>>31020>took her toys in the courtlmao. I hope you can keep using the ai for this kind of poking fun at jenny foibles
No.31025
I'm watching one of the old Harry Potter fan film streams and she's talking about boys kissing a lot
No.31026
>>31025>boys kissingshe used to spend alot of time on fanfiction.net
No.31027
>>31025Her using the term 'boy' for young(ish) men irks me. Sometimes it sounds like a bit, sometimes like her mental age is showing.
No.31028
>>31025>>31027the character harry potter in most media about him is a literal boy. I think we need anon to clear up whether she is talking about young men, or whether she forgot that she wasn't alone in her gooning cave and let on how she gets off to literal boys kissing
No.31029
>>31028it was definitely young (and some older) men lol
No.31030
>>31028>>31029important clarification. when she talked about Supernatural on her ramble and kept referring to them as boys I knew that they were in their twenties at the start of the show, but it kept sounding wrong the more she went on. Potter fanfiction is a real minefield in comparison.
No.31031
I didn't realise Skylarky was trans until a few days ago and I feel genuinely retarded
No.31032
>>31031I’m seriously surprised you couldn’t tell by the voice
No.31034
okay well i didn't need to know all of that but i do wish jenny did these streams solo
No.31035
>>31014>Jenny’s Palpatine tweet is at 127k likes, our girl’s unstoppableTurns out shitting on Disney's handling of Star Wars is a very popular online thing, she should make her next video about how she hates the Disney Star Wars shows, that's 10m views right there.
No.31038
>>31034nah, Jenny needs someone to talk to while playing games, she is not a good solo let's player. And Bailey sucks at games, so she is out. Sky laughs at innuendos and get Jenny to giggle at double entendres, I approve of that.
I cannot find "Jenny playing Nancy Drew saying I need something long and sticky".webm, so just play it in your head.
No.31039
>>31033skylark should have given himself a drag name that played on jenny's, since his thing is to be a parody of a woman and he uses her face and mannerisms to do it. Fanny Tickleson or smth, u know? Since i forgot his current attempted female name I'm gonna call him Fanny Tickleson
No.31040
the funniest part of these streams is jenny making a cuck joke when lindsay was out of the room
No.31041
>>31038Got you, fam.
>And Bailey sucks at gamesHow dare you, Bailey's a true gamer girl. She's got the cats and single status to prove it.
Bailey it's a joke, don't get angry, IT'S A JOKE, BAILEY CALM DOWN PLS No.31043
>>31040damn, must have missed that. what did she say? is there a clip?
No.31044
>>31043in one of the films there's a conversation between remus and lily about james, where remus says "i think he’s afraid of being called a…", to which jenny says "… a cuck"
half of what makes it funny is the timing, the other half is the fact that it's such an un-jenny joke to me
No.31045
@PhilosophyTube has a small(?) role in the new Star Wars show, that's two people Jenny's friends alongside that black cosplayer friend who was in a bunch of background scenes in Obi one.
No.31046
>>31045Philosophy Tube gets to be in both The Acolyte and the new House of the Dragon apparently. The youtube to hollywood pipeline exists, Jenny just never managed to find it
No.31047
>>31046>Jenny just never managed to find itshe found it, then it got accused of abuse and lost its career.
No.31048
>>31024I just saw the mem this is referencing. I can't believe their are filthy ZOOMERS here.
No.31049
Jesus Hbomber Christ, Jenny got added to Vanity Fair's list of best tv shows
SOMEHOWhttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/best-tv-shows-2024 No.31050
>>31049Jenny would have no idea what the hawk tuah meme is referencing.
No.31051
>>31042>ywn hear awkward and autistic dirty talk with that cute-ass fucking voiceFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>31049Glad things are finally going Jenny's way!
No.31052
Do you think Jenny owns a gun?
No.31053
>>31052Dammit Grif. Stop stealing her mail.
No.31054
>>31050Seriously? This is the same girl who references M-Preg.
No.31057
>>31053>>31056As funny as these are, I must stress that I was only asking out of curiosity
That, and the idea of Jenny with a gun is very funny to me
No.31061
>>31059I’ve always wondered why she’s changed her voice and which one is the put on. Was the quiet talking because of roommates and continued on because that was her schtick? This new voice is so loud and obnoxious. I wonder if she changed it to not seem so autistic?
No.31062
>>31049> …Jenny
> Vanity Fair's list of best tv shows w-what? Ok, at this point I think there's a real chance Jenny gets a tv show deal with a streaming company.
No.31063
Jenny will win an Emmy for getting railed on HBO
No.31064
Speaking of, is Jenny a “hawk tuah” girl?
No.31065
>>31064Jenny either thinks the idea of sucking on a dick is gross and would never do it, or she's a deepthroat champ. There's no in between.
No.31066
>>31065>dick is grossi assume its this, i can't imagine jenny letting a guy use her, her neurosis and sense of indignation would prevent it
No.31067
As if Bailey ever allowed Jenny any sort of sexual experience with a man. She's been cockblocking Jenny since high school.
No.31068
>>31067You overestimate Bailey's reach. LA is a bigass city, Bailey can't drive from the valley to Anaheim constantly to cockblock Jenny. The only thing cockblocking Jenny is her personality
No.31069
I like Bailey.
No.31070
>>31068You underestimate the shark.
No.31073
Jenny should marry a funny black cop
No.31074
>>31072Yeah. No offense to Bailey, but she has no idea how to be sultry. A lifetime of pushing people away, she only knows how to be stand-offish. That's why she's single in her 30's. Even with all the attractive lesbian WHORES she occasionally attracts, it's like the old adage: you can't love others if you can't love yourself. And if you don't know love, what do you know about projecting lust?
No.31075
>>31065Funny how this describes a lot of shy-acting women, and it’s really a cointoss whether or not they’ll be into sucking dick. One girl I initially thought was going to be a really strong prude later turned out to love giving blowjobs (every time we saw each other, pretty much). Another with pretty much the same personality type could never bring herself to give blowjobs, no matter how horny she got.
Different neuroses I guess.
No.31076
>>31071theyre doing a new beverly hills cop and a new bad boys? why?
No.31077
>>31076Eddie Murphy needs money? Either that or it's just another case of Hollywood exhuming the graves of old IP's because they can't think of anything original.
Or both. Could definitely be both.
No.31078
>>31061>This new voice is so loud and obnoxiousI think that's her internal influencer character shining through. She's been ironically wanting to be an influencer for so long now that it might be starting to manifest itself in a more confident on-camera personality.
>>31063Is HBO finally gonna pick up my show: "Sex: With Jenny Nicholson"?
No.31079
>>31076Where have you been the last 10ish years? The Member Berries Southpark episode was 2016. So long ago you can almost be nostalgic for those already.
Why are they making another Beverly Hills Cop? Because they realised it had not been made yet.
>>31071I have to agree, her "sultry" look does not work, especially once you have seen how much of a bitch she can be.
But then I see that kinda goofy smile and it makes her likeable again. She cute.
>>31059That's why I spend time on 4chan at all, to defend Jenny! Yessir, no other reason ever.
No.31081
>>31080Who is this girl and why are her cheeks so puffy?
No.31082
How do I stop thinking about Jenny?
No.31083
>>31082It got a lot easier for me once I realized how genuinely off-putting her personality is outside of youtube.
The ego, the entitlement and general resentment is why she's so successful in her niche of video. Normal happy people aren't able to spend 18 months making a 4 hour video complaining about every detail of a hotel she didn't like.
No.31084
I think she’d be a lot happier if she dated me :)
No.31086
>>31084Jenny or Bailey? Jenny's going to be "fine" no matter what because of her crippling autism. Bailey's the one that desperately needs a man.
>>31085lolsuit pls
No.31087
>>31082The fuck is this!? I want you to put a Jenny video on in the background (at least 30min), pull up your favorite Jenny pic in your phone and go sit in the corner and think about Jenny until the video you choose is over!
BAD CAR! >>31085People would be legitimately upset if Disney retaliated against Jenny. She's America's sweetheart!
No.31088
>>31085because you don't pay enough attention to her TwiX. She mentioned last weekend that she still has not seen any money from the Starcruise video because the Mouse claimed the video and arbitration is still running.
No.31089
>>31087it was re-binging her videos on 2x speed that got me into this mess in the first place!
No.31090
>>31088How wild is it that Kathleen Kennedy is in a room somewhere seething that some Youtube autist kicked her ass in a four hour video?
No.31091
>>31088>has not seen any money yetI mean… aside from the 10,000-20,000 new sign-ups to her patreon which would dwarf any potential youtube revenue anyways?
No.31092
I don't remember if it was in a ramble (probably was), but I remember Jenny being worried about getting all these views, but always getting demonetized and so not making any actual money on YouTube. I recall immediately thinking of 2 solutions to that. 1 - edit your videos better; you spend all that time blurring out faces but can't spend 5 minutes muting some background music? 2 - Content, content, content. She's proven multiple times that she can watch a movie or TV show, write a script, film it (with costumes), and post it within 2 weeks and still get over a million views in a few days. She can't seem to get it through her head that the best way to deal with a massive video being demonetized is a bunch of shorter, easy videos that won't.
No.31093
>>31092Suggested this to Jenny the other day and she threw her drink in my face and yelled "you think that sort of shit is gonna get me in the NEW YORK TIMES YOU DUMB CUNT???" and then she kicked me in the groin for daring to talk to her
No.31094
>>31092> always getting demonetized and so not making any actual money on YouTube.this is a lie Jenny said and her fans repeat.
Jenny admitted on I think the SungWon Cho podcast that with her copyright claimed videos, youtube puts all the ad revenue into a holding account for 30 days until they rule in favor of who is right and she ALWAYS wins because the claims are bad faith.
I always chuckle a little when I see comments on her reddit threads telling people to sign up for her patreon because Jenny makes no money on Youtube.
No.31095
Oh and for the first time ever, looks like Jenny lost about 150 new patreon subs over the past week.
Guess not every new patreon is a fan of her rando rambles.
No.31096
I will be the last Jenny patron
No.31098
How have y'all motherfuckers never heard of Giantbomb before?
No.31101
>>310982010 was 14 years ago
No.31102
>>31101What are you talking about, it's still 2012.
No.31103
>>31093sounds like you had it coming to be fair.
also: STAY AWAY from MY Jenny, you… you bad car you!
No.31106
>>31105The Acolyte has an Asian Kylo Ren, it couldn't be more in Jenny's wheelhouse if she wrote it herself!
No.31107
>>31105wait she cried in another ramble? i wasn't even gonna watch them anymore ive been a fool
No.31108
>>31107it wasn't proper crying but she did tear up and get emotional, i think because all the appliances were saying how proud they were of their "master"
she's a strange lady
No.31109
I believe that Bailey will soon be internationally recognised for her achievements
No.31110
I believe that Bailey will soon be internationally recognised for being my wife
No.31111
>>31110Godspeed to you anon. Won't be easy but it would be for the best
No.31112
>>31093Lucky bastard having Jenny interact with your groin.
No.31115
>>31113>boob jobYou shut your face, sir. No. Gross.
No.31116
Hmm… so Jenny has effectively removed a ramble from her yearly schedule by placing it at the very end of the next month, huh? That's a pretty sly way to cut your workload down, kind of shitty to the people paying her, but clever nonetheless.
Have to solve 90 captchas to post. Great…>>31110>a Bailey wifeNow there's a mess I wouldn't want to clean up.
>>31115I don't know… a bimbo-route Bailey
could work.
No.31117
What if Jenny transitioned and was now called Benny
No.31118
>>31116Yeah she's all kinds of late on this month's ramble. Maybe this is it. Maybe this is the end.
In a better world, we wouldn't need the captcha or post limits. Unfortunately, the world a shit.>>31117We'd have to remarket ourselves as jets instead of cars. That way we'd be Benny and the Jets.
No.31123
You guys ARE watching Bailey's stream… right?
No.31124
>>31123Is she watching us and throwing a conniption again? You’re my favorite flying monkey Bailey!
No.31126
>>31125Well just like Jenny she has no idea how to do good lighting, so she comes off as more pale than she really is. The makeup just makes the contrast worse.
No.31128
>>31127the movie reviews have always been my favorite jenny content so it sucks that the Christian Mingle option is so low down
No.31129
>>31128July is such a tragedy, it's disgusting.
Probably should've added, this month's is going to be "Jenny plans a day at a Disney park for her worst enemy". It won with 2297 votes. Second place was "Planning the Perfect Theme Park Vacation on Three Drastically Different Budgets (Very Limited, Average, Unlimited)" with 1224, third was "Jenny ranks top 10 and bottom 10 cryptids, and pitches an idea for her own (look, powers, etc.)" with 1,100.
No.31130
Jenny should review her favorite and least favorite deepfakes of herself
No.31131
>>31126i just can't believe someone at this point would say that jenny's, or bailey's or any woman's blown out lighting was due to 'not understanding that it's hiding the flaws in her skin which the camera is trying to capture, god'
No.31132
>>31117No offense to any Bens/Bennys out there, but Jenny wouldn't choose such a boring and ugly male name.
>>31123I actually did manage to watch a few hours of it last night (even had a bit of interaction with her!) and I didn't know there was a reverse sweaty version of Fortnite… and that she can play the hell out of Tetris like that.
>>31127So "Jenny reacts to a Jenny Nicholson video" ramble next month? Well, the extra evermore ramble videos were shit, so I'm not holding out Jenny can make that entertaining.
No.31134
>>31129Are the new Patreon subscribers going to make things even worse?
I don’t mind Disney / theme park content but holy fuck don’t start funneling every new ramble towards that because you’re new and see Jenny as a theme park youtuber.
No.31136
>>31134I love how Jenny used to complain that all this stuff was low tier contents, and now it’s all that’s keeping her patriot afloat. I get it, it must suck not being too talented and only having an audience because people find you cute. I’m just surprised she hasn’t found a more creative person to ape off of yet. Griffin led her into the smarmy and musical content, and Ellis led her into the recorded book report era. Now it’s just, I’m Jenny, watch me complain about bruises and people saying my hair looks dirty while I sit in a derpy outfit watching a shitty movie you suggested.
No.31137
>>31136Bother, you speak truth.
No.31142
>>31134>>31136Jenny cutoff personal rambles years ago and I don't think we're going to get to go back. She really doesn't like her male fans and probably assumes they're
all stalkers (which is a statistical improbability). Her personal rambles were interesting in a way her other rambles just aren't, shame we can't go back.
Speaking of rambles, she posted her latest today.
No.31145
Jenny a sloppy toad.
No.31147
>get banned for innocuous post
>come back to appeal ban
>unbanned
huh, anyway jenny cute
No.31148
>>31144This ramble is pure fucking autism, holy shit! She knows Disneyland better than I know my own house… and thanks for the link btw.
>Jenny riding Big Thunder Mountain with some out of town male "friend"Jeez… what a slut!
lol, just kidding obviously! I know she had her hand on her mace for that dark two second tunnel just in case. No.31149
>>31147Friendly fire. Sometimes dealing with the spamming retard gets the trigger finger going.>>31148Almost immediately she says the we're the enemies she's talking about. Obviously that means she's talking about us specifically. We did it, guys. We won. Eat shit, Reddit.
No.31150
>>31149>Obviously that means she's talking about us specifically<we mentioned several possible people the enemy could/should be<she further mocks us by using a soft voice for bit knowing we like to rib her about her current loud, obnoxious oneYeah, there's nobody she'd rather have carry a giant Thanos gauntlet in wet pants all day than us 8ch boys.
No.31151
Can someone please suggest "explaining why I'm still friends with Bailey" as a topic for Jenny's next ramble?
No.31152
>>31144>>31148I hope this gets turned into a short film or movie. Maybe by some guy called Randy Moore.
I was concerned when I read the toipc that she would explain the bad parts somewhat clinically, but the "this is happening to you"-horror story format really makes it work.
No.31155
>>31153This is Sara getting back at Jenny for ghosting her when Jenny was putting out feelers for people who spoke the language to help her when she went to Japan next. It’s the ultimate revenge; her tits look so happy.
No.31156
Come on, Bailey. Reference a post from here. Do it you coward.
>>31150>8ch boys.Memories.. in the corner of my mind..
>>31151It's been a while since they did a video together. That could be a really sweet video.
>>31153>>31155If a balding lanklet can get a Sarah, we can still make it bros.
No.31158
>>31153real shame about that cucumber that keeps poking out of her skirt like some 2000s grossout comedy movie bit
No.31159
>>31156>It's been a while since they did a video together.Just learned the girls are going on a trip for the 4th of July.
Of course Bailey being Bailey she wouldn't give a clue to where No.31160
>>31153Hey down here.
Under the skirt Morty.
I turned myself into a pickle!
I'M SARAH'S DIIIICK!!
No.31163
Why didn't anybody say that we got a ramble with three different topics? It's like some kind of autistic dream deal. Jenny doing a ghost hunt on the tunnel. We need ghost hunting.
No.31164
>>31162>degenerateWe're all perverts here, lets not act like we're better than that
No.31165
clicked on a video about the matthew perry death and was surprised to see it was andy signore hosting it
I guess he's still out there
No.31166
I love Jenny and like Bailey and FUCK YOU if you don’t
No.31168
>>31167Is that facetune or vaseline on the lens?
No.31169
>>31167I can only handle Sky in small doses
No.31170
>>31144>if it looks like i've been cryingbecause of griffin right?
by the way, remember when lefty tube wanted people to see them as smart and sophisticated but now all they do is bottom of the barrel drama videos, keemstar, tmz, low iq videos.
No.31171
>>31170Eventually you run out of such highbrow ideas such as analyzing cartoons through the lens of modern marxist politics. It’s not easy to be so “creative.”
No.31172
>>31144jenny talking about the infinity gauntlet being an inconvenience to the people around you seems like she's speaking from experience. I guess she has self awareness after all.
No.31173
Nobody is stupid and impulsive enough to buy an enormous bugman piece of shit as the very first thing they do, then drag it around all day.
I demand more relatable and sympathetic characters.
No.31175
I request cute Jennys
No.31177
>>31176man, i'd forgive her for anything
No.31179
I'm in desperate need of pics of any of our girls in bikinis. Jenny, Bailey, Sarah, Amanda. Just need as much bare skin as can be provided.
No.31181
>>31179I’m fine with just more Jenny cutes.
No.31185
>>31173If you were relatable and sympathetic, you would not be Jenny's worst enemy.
>>31172She is constantly wondering what people around her might the thinking (and is projecting her massive insecurities on them). How is that a surprise?
>>31171>>31170I really don't understand it with Olsen. His reviews were as artsy as most others in his genre, but I always liked that he came from a technical filmmaking background and talked about it from that perspective. There is also an interesting interview with him and Ellis where they talk about the very different film school experiences they had.
But over the last months he had those "investigations" on NFTs, Metaverse, Flat Earth, Audible scams, etc, which were quite ambitious with practical experiments etc.
The weird takedown of Doug in the middle was weird, but given their history it makes sense why Dan would use his clout to go after Doug.
But now James? That just feels random and while he cushions it as a "this is not about James, but of seeing my reflection in James", it is still quite mean.
No.31186
Jenny's got some nice thighs
No.31187
>>31186>nice thighsThey'll never be wrapped around your face
No.31188
>>31185Dan Olson is a hack breadtuber who has pulled shenanigans like downloading and uploading CP to 8chan because he didn’t like their views on gamergate. These people continually use underhanded tactics to get any kind of attention and their popularity has certainly wound down over the years. Most aren’t even in the public eye anymore and basically do their work through Patreon, and the majority of the general public see them as the shitheads that they are. This doesn’t surprise me at all with Dan Olson.
No.31189
>>31187you don't know that
No.31193
>>31189Sorry dude, even if you lived in Cali you'd still never be able to get anywhere near her. She's in a fortified tower of autism. At least with Bailey you'd have a shot if you could approach her through work. Jen only goes outside for her mail and eternal vacations.
No.31194
>>31193Speaking of which, I wonder if we'll find out where jenny and bailey went together today. interestingly sky is streaming right now so she didn't go on the trip, so where would jenny and bailey go that sky wasn't invited? i remember jenny mentioning one of the towns from the vampire diaries being like a tourist trap that she wanted to check out, and since bailey is who she watched that show with maybe that's where they went.
No.31195
>>31194Impossible to say! Only place we can definitely rule out is Disney because Jenny made it very clear she wouldn't go there on the 4th of July
No.31197
>>31196That's crazy talk anon! IF she's there (and we don't know that she is) then she's just doing research for her new video on Furries! Don't go starting any blasphemous rumors!
No.31198
>>31193So you're telling me my chances of casually chatting up Jenny and going back to her place for sex on a pile of plush animals and Squishmallows is non-existent?
>>31196Must be for her video, which was "furry adjacent"… I wonder, is there anyone here that could be a full-blown furry for Jenny? That's a pretty tall order.
No.31199
>>31197Bro Jenny is working on a furry video and someone thinks they see her at a furry convention while we know she is out of town? Im certain its real, but frantically searching twitter and Instagram for the next day to find her in the background of someone's pictures. She is there for potential content, so its not like it will be a secret forever.
Just last night I looked up if there are any furry conventions happening today so that I could joke that that is where they were going, and I saw one in Pittsburg but just thought there's no way. The funny thing is Jenny's normal travel crew, Sky, Kate, and Kirsten all did not go (based on tweets they made today placing them elsewhere). I wonder if they were all like "Jenny a furry con is too far, we won't do it even for you", so Jenny had to be like, "which of my friends is desperate enough to prove they'll do anything to remain my friend" and of course, that would be bailey. but are they just there to make fun of it, which is fucked up, or is Jenny finally coming to terms with what she has been circling around for a decade.
No.31201
>>31200this is the problem of only knowing about one girl
No.31202
Do you think Jenny will start posting regular main channel content again now that all her big projects are done?
No.31203
>>31200>>31202God dammit look what you assholes did, you triggered the monkey's paw. Jenny's gonna start making more content again but it's all going to be furry shit. Thanks a lot.
No.31204
Something cursed has definitely happened. If Jenny is at a furry convention ready to make regular content, it’s probably because Lindsey Ellis seems to be making her way back to YouTube. This is truly the end of times.
https://youtu.be/SMOABV_zgrk?si=KT_Myxn7rBNVpil8 No.31205
they know that Sarah’s heavy naturals are coming for the crown
No.31206
>>31204Juat saw the title and here is my expectation: everyone using the meme that yoko broke up the beatles is wrong and the whole thing is purely misogynistic and racist. Actually, John and Yoko were building something better (under Yoko's inspired leadership), but the other Beatles were greedy for money and did not want to let John go so actually the Beatles ruined John and Yoko.
No.31207
>>31206Pretty close; it went on to say that Yoko Ono, Britney Spears, Amber Heard, and any other woman has ever been criticized in history was the behest of evil men and nothing was their fault. Then it evolved into guns are bad. I guess her nebula money and schlocky book writing is falling short if she’s putting the stuff back on YouTube.
No.31210
>>31209Jenny is extremely cute here… would yiff!
No.31211
>>31198>"furry adjacent"jenny tackles zoophilia
>>31204anyone want to guess my favorite john and yoko song?
No.31212
>>31208Receptionist: "Welcome to the Pittsburgh Hilton, Miss Nicholson and Miss Meyers. We have a reservation for one room, a queensize and a doggy bed… oh, I see you are in town for the convention. Here are your key cards, have a pleasant stay."
Jenny: "Thanks, have a nice day." tugs on Bailey's leash as she walks to the elevator "Heel! Time to get you into that fur suit, bitch."
No.31213
>>31204I almost made it through the whole Ellis video. Spoiler men are evil and women never lie or make bad entertainment.
No.31214
I think Jenny is too good for me but I can still save Bailey
No.31215
>>31198If Jenny's at a Fury convention there's a chance Adam from YMS is there since she did his podcast a while back and he's a gay, horse fury.
No.31216
>>31211Favorite John and Yoko song? I would have to guess the hard “R” one.
No.31217
>>31207>>31213>>31204>>31206My hatred of Ellis is on a very personal level and I hope she suffers.
No.31221
>>31218Transforming again - I had just looked at the bottom part of the thread and wrote
>this must be a really old picture because her nose still looks nice. but like, what's with the boobs - where have they gone today, who even is this?And now i'm inferring this is actually a CURRENT picture of a person that I know doesn't look anything like this. The CGI freckles have been added but that couldn't be enough to create the full youthfulness illusion that's been achieved in this picture. Or is it really just there is one weird trick for women - "put some big thing over your haggard forehead, look 16 again"
No.31222
This is gross. The MLP project was good because it was looking back at a weird sex thing that she was misguidedly involved in without realizing it. While we know Jenny reads sicko beasty fictional shit and has some kind of quirky invert sexuality, this is like oh she's actually preparing to open up with breaking from mainstream sexuality and she's going to do groundwork for becoming like a taboo-porno novel author or whatever. Remember that article she wrote for playboy about (animal character sex or some shit?) It was like 'i'm so random heh' but really it was like a glimpse at her main dream.
>Remember when J.E. Nicholson was jenny the dinosaur movie youtuber?
>'oh man that's crazy, that was her wasn't it. she seemed so wholesome'
>Do you think she was getting off to the dinosaurs in the movies all the way back then, like imagining them doing stuff like in the book she's in jail for now?
>'Probably, but it wasn't illegal back in the biden era'
No.31223
>>31221Sorry dude, you're going to have to stop coping. You're a Baileybro now.
No.31224
>>31220I always thought Jenny was gonna make her own Long Furby, I mean, I know she wasn't ever going to put in the work and do it… but I thought that was the plan?
>>31222I don't think Jenny is going to switch it up and become some Tumblr Sex Weirdo/YouTuber, she's much to big for that now. Too many normies around to reveal her power level and maintain her image
No.31225
>>31224>she's much to big for that now. No that's the point she has surpassed the need for approval, she has the fuck you money. She can do the thing that she's wanted to do but for anyone else would be unviable because they would have to accommodate society's limits. She'll do to the fetish literature world what Trump did to the republicans. "'That's not what we're about?' I'M here now. What I make it about is what 'we're about'." It's going to be the non-consensual knotting and vore scene now and under Jenny it's going to be the entire NY Times best seller list
No.31227
I hope jenny is happy and having fun with her furry friends :)
No.31229
>>31228how do anons think jenny's tooth got chipped?
No.31231
I'm not worried about Jenny hooking up at a Furry con, like good luck finding a straight furry! The only furries she's going to meet that fuck women are women.
No.31232
You guys need to calm down, go look at some Jenny pictures or something
No.31233
>>31226>>31228I'm not worried, The Shark is there to defend Jenny against any errant or over-eager penises and any sneaky tongues/fingers from endangering Jenny's innocence! So Jenny is free to enjoy her G rated furry convention experience!
>>31229>>31230A boy was trying to kiss Jenny and Bailey threw her purse in between them, chipping her tooth.
No.31234
>>31230I can't believe Griff hit Jenny, omg.
No.31235
>>31228She's starting to resemble an aunt that doesn't like being hugged.
No.31237
>49,117 members
if jenny maintains her 2.8 ratio shes making 137,000 a month.
No.31240
God damn Jenny really likes to show those things off. She must've been getting knotted like crazy all week at furycon.
>>31237It's actually only 37,671 paid members. So when she had 25k subs when the star wars hotel video came out, she had about 5k subs at the $5 tier, because that's how many names were in the credits. So if we assume the ratio of $5 subs stayed the same, she now has around 7,500 $5 subs, 1500 $1 subs, a trivial amount at the $25 tier, and the rest at $2. That would mean she makes around $95k per month. She's about to buy the most expensive fury suit ever built.
No.31243
Found all those pictures people took with jenny at the con but couldn't manage to find her in the background of a single video. Where are all the jennyfags who used to join me in these kinds of searches? where is the master investigator when we need him?
No.31244
>>31243investigation is out of favor since that thing got discovered that would have been better not discovered
No.31245
>>31240she looks like she just caught you looking
No.31247
>>31246I think Anon is referring to when we found out Jenny had a pedo rapist cop uncle who unalived himself. Honestly, that has nothing to do with who Jenny is…her coming out as a furry is way more embarrassing.
No.31249
How do I save Bailey?
No.31250
>>31240is that a neopet?
>>31249in the words of the poet J.cole "she dont want to be saved"
No.31252
>>31247Jesus Christ, what? I'm gonna need a rundown on this.
>>31249>>31250Jenny's walls are made out of obliviousness, Bailey's walls are made out of projected self-loathing and spite. She'll never let anyone in.
No.31253
>>31250The plush Jenny's carrying? I think it's a chao from Sonic
No.31256
>>31255Oh no, there's been more, she talks about them on stream sometimes. This is just the only guy that was around long enough to be in pictures
No.31257
>>31254I completely forgot about Mike. Does she still reference him on streams as her IT help guy? Does anyone even watch any of her streams anymore?
No.31258
>>31256Must be quite the shock after interacting with online Bailey only to get bushwacked by her actual hateful and unpleasant personality on a date. Wonder how many just got up and ran?
No.31261
>>31257Very rarely gets mentioned now, it was a bad breakup
No.31263
are none of these people capable of taking a good pic of jenny? jesus
No.31264
In most of these pics she's decidedly merchless, was there something there specifically she wanted to film (short film, fur suit b-roll, a particular panel, etc)?
>>31263Jenny hasn't yet learned to accept her stardom and stand proud and strike an elegant pose highlighting her goods and blinding the peasantry with her cuteness, so she's still slouching under her hat like some meek nobody. She did eventually grow out of her soft voice though, so maybe it's just a matter of time before she's going red carpet all over everyone's faces.
No.31268
>>31267She's really been delivering for us leg guys recently
No.31270
>>31267Why didn't Jenny take a pic with Cowboy Joe?
No.31273
The girls didn't fly home today, they stuck around Pittsburgh for at least one more day so they could…go to a shopping mall? The way Jenny does her travel trips is she alternates days where the different people on the trip get to pick which activity they are going to do. The furry convention and theme park were Jenny's choice. Absolutely no surprise Bailey's grand idea is a shopping mall she saw in a movie once. she so desperately wants to be silly and quirky like Jenny its really pathetic.
On a serious note, how is everyone feeling about the fact that Jenny actually went through with attending a real furry convention? I guess we'll have to reserve full judgment until whatever content she's planning on making around it comes out, but its been a super hard pill for me to swallow that Jenny might actually be a furry. Its just such a creepy and gross fandom to me, and puts her being a horse girl in a whole new light. If she only went to make fun of them I still find that fucked up, like traveling across the country just to laugh at people, it really sounds like when Griffin said he and Jenny would hang out with special needs people because they liked to laugh at how embarrassing they were. At this point I don't know what Jenny's take on her experience could be that would allow me to view her in the same light.
No.31274
>>31273>Bailey's grand idea is a shopping mall she saw in a movie onceI dunno, if I had the chance to go to the Dawn Of The Dead mall I probably would too. Don't let your hatred for Bailey downplay a cool place in film history.
No.31275
>>31243> where is the master investigator when we need him?Been a while since I heard that name, you must be an OG. Tbh I weaned myself off Jenny and she helped with her 18 month hiatus.
I think all of us here giving less fucks about Jenny does us some good but I still check in once or two a week in case anything worthwhile happens.
And I still use my skills when curious like with confirming Jenny hung out with Adum.
No.31276
>>31275Please Master Investigator, you're my only hope. I need help finding Jenny in videos of the furry con, even if she's just in the background. I've watched so many god damn furrycon videos the last few days and I feel dirty, and no Jenny to be seen in any of them even though she was there every day. how did no one capture her on camera walking around for even a moment?
And before I watched all the con footage, my concept of the furry community was that it was mostly just people cosplaying animals, with nothing too weird going on for the vast majority of them. after watching all that footage, its 100% a sex thing and Jenny joining this community is very concerning.
No.31277
>>31276You can see if the people posting pics with her have youtube but more likely IG or Tiktoks that they're more likely to post clips that may show Jenny, but she's making a video so footage of Jenny walking around furry folks will come out sooner or later.
>>31259Jennys skirts are getting shorter as she gets older and she's not even pulling them up to her chip anymore. I think she's realizing she's as close to 40 now as she was to 25.
>>31260wonder if Jenny got Fandom to pay for this trip if both Bailey and her co-worker are there
No.31279
>>31278Bedbugs at a FurryCon. So many STD jokes.
Imagine telling Jenny she has to give you all her clothes. All of them, just to be safe.
And where is in Jenny's emotional support pet in all of this? Why is Bailey not helping?
No.31280
>>31262am i racist or is that kat lo
edited out the uggos
No.31281
>>31279>Why is Bailey not helping?Check her Twitter, she's right next to Jenny, freaking out that she's about to lose all her clothes
No.31282
>>3127899.99% of the time bedbugs are brought in by the guests themselves… has Jenny been bunking with any dirty poors lately?
Or did some guy just pull off the heist of the century?>>31281>she's right next to JennyThere's the culprit!
The girls are really worried about nothing though, it's like 120F for a little while and they'll all be dead. They're probably just tossing all their stuff in a dryer there… so dramatic.
No.31283
>>31282>The girls are really worried about nothing thoughCan't believe you can be so callous about their plushies being destroyed!
No.31285
>>31282>99.99% Bullshit. Obviously, at some point a guest brought these, but hotels have a heck of a time trying to get rid of them.
If you were to have bed bugs at home and were to bring a few in your clothes by accident, you would not have a full population that you immediately notice in your hotel bed two days later.
>>31283>plushies being destroyed!and her fursona! she will never feel comfortable in her real skin again after her perfect fur was ruined by that treatment.
>>31281>Check her TwitterI may possible be blocked from her twitter and still don't know why.
No.31288
>>31286
Hey Griff, always hoped you'd stop by! If you have any rare Jenny's from high school please feel free to share!
No.31289
>>31284This is what I imagine her saying during sex.
No.31290
>>31285>I may possible be blocked from her twitter and still don't know why.they know about my throwaway but never blocked it lol.
>>31287are we in 2012 again?
No.31291
>>31289"how's BB8 doing in there?"?
No.31293
>>31286
wrong, she’s my future girlfriend
No.31295
Why doesn't she just get off with the bedbugs since she's out as a zoo-o now
No.31297
>>31278Makes $90,000 a month, stays a a sub-$200 a night hotel.
You get what you pay for Jenny.
No.31298
>>31297See what happens when she slums with Bailey again.
No.31299
>>31298Just looked up the hotel in tripadvisor (ranked 35th best hotel in Pittsburgh) and typed bed bugs into the review search, 3 pages of results with pictures of the bed bugs.
No.31301
>>31278Welp. That's what she gets. You don't go running around with degenerates without repercussions.
No.31303
>>31302What will they learn from this?
No.31304
>>31303Yeah, Jenny's never taking Bailey on a trip again.
No.31305
she shouldn't have taken the hotel's recommendation/insistence (??) of having everything heat treated, freezing everything in an airtight/ziploc bag would have been just as effective and wouldn't have ruined her stuff
No.31306
>>31305This is the girl who almost took off her top at Disney World because that’s what she thought the attendant had asked for, not to mention the half dozen or so vaccinations she’s gotten. Jenny just does she’s told. If you’re in an authority figure, you too can have Jenny naked and crying in a bathrobe while you destroy her personal items.
No.31307
>>31306This has made it to her reddit page and everyone's talking about how Jenny is right to threaten to sue them on twitter if they don't pay to replace all her plushies.
That's become Jennys go to move, just threatening to sue everyone.
No.31311
>>31309>performatively posting on twitter "or maybe i 'lawyer up'?" >throwing her weight around with threats mixed into the baby speak>hundreds of simps retweeting to 'boost the signal' of poor baby's ordealHate jenny sometimes. I like when girls are the princess and the pea but not when they are like that plus 'oh and one more pea like that, and i might make a phone call to my staff and i hope you like getting raped in jail, BUD'
No.31312
>>31297>Makes $90,000 a month, stays a a sub-$200 a night hotel. I would guess her accountant told her that if she wants to write off these expenses for her videos then she can't stay at any fancy locations. Jenny must be terrified of the IRS auditing her plushy collection!
No.31314
Jenny should have just stayed with a nice fan in that area.
No.31315
>>31307>>31309She'd be an idiot to spend more money looking into suing over a cheap-ass room she probably split with Bailey anyway. She should've just taken whatever they offered, moved on and started dealing with bugs underneath her skin that are now infecting everything she touches.
Buy a bed bug plush and relax, Jen!
No.31316
>>31315When you include the fact that she has publicly stated that not only did they comp her stay, they offered even more and she rejected it, and that kind of action tends to go nowhere. When you're thinking about suing someone, never post it on social media. I've heard of cases that were completely dismissed by the judge because of it.
No.31317
>>31315Lawyer here. This is not the size problem the legal system is designed to solve these days. No lawyer will take this on contingency unless there was like $50,000 in stuff damaged. If she pays by the hour, she'll probably have to put $5,000 down, which is probably more than the value of what was damaged. I'm sure she'll whine about how much lawyers want to charge her, even though she makes $90,000 a month shooting occasional videos.
I hate when people advise people to go talk to a lawyer over small bullshit. Waste of everyone's time. Maybe she can file in small claims herself, but that would be difficult because she lives in a different state from the hotel.
No.31318
>>31317>This is not the size problem the legal system is designed to solveShe knows that and knows that the hotel knows that, that's why she tweeted about it instead of just doing it. She is just making a petty threat in front of what she knows they know is a large audience to try to get her flight change paid for
No.31319
>>31318and its like yeah, she was wronged, but her willingness to be dishonest to half a million people and manipulate their emotions in service of getting 200 dollars from a hotel is like, wow what a cunt. She does all this talk about right and wrong but it's academic because when she's put on the spot and something's upset her it's 'I want his family wiped out.'
No.31320
>>31317>Lawyer here.So you'll definitely be available to provide Badcars with free legal representation if the girls ever try to sue us, right?
No.31321
>>31320I'd just settle out of court for some kisses.
No.31322
Jenny would hate me and spit on me if she met me…
No.31323
>>31306When was that top thing again
No.31324
>>31323Most recent Disney World trip with Bailey. You can check Bailey’s Twitter and see her shitting on Jenny for being dumb enough to do that.
No.31325
Jenny should recoup her costs by whoring out Bailey. I'll be her first customer.
No.31326
>>31325Next ramble; Jenny cries as she opens and sorts out her suitcase.
No.31327
Bailey is right now giving her pov of the story
No.31328
>>31327So they were apparently asking for the hotel's legal department while they were still at the hotel and the hotel didn't have the contact info (not surprising, I do customer service and legal requests have to go through official legal channels, not the frontline customer service). There apparently was also a stabbing at the hotel while they were there.
No.31329
time for new thread
No.31337
I will save Bailey.