No.31905
>>31904Must… fight… urge… to edit… ankle tattoo… into… spade.
No.31906
I would like to see Jenny's butt.
No.31907
>>31902Nice try, Todd. Nobody believes your LIES.
No.31909
>>31908>at the time i noted jennys hate boner for chapek felt really unreasonable and weirdWasn’t he brought in to be the cost-cutter guy? Some even theorized he was patsy that rolled out the necessary, but unpopular, cost-cutting initiatives only for Iger to make his triumphant return and quell the discontent (without actually overturning those initiatives).
It’s not exactly weird that, as both an ex-employee and park autist, Jenny was seething at him. Cost cutting means less vacation for her friends that are still employees, more rides breaking down, smaller portions when she goes to dine in the resorts, etc.
No.31910
I keep forgetting Jenny exists during my weekends when I'm not bored working.
>>31892It would be pretty funny if Jennys 75% male patrons realize she's gay and into fat chicks.
No.31911
>>31909>Some even theorized he was patsy that rolled out the necessary, but unpopular, cost-cutting initiativesI was only half paying attention to the manifesto but it was something like iger wanted to be in charge still but not have to do any boring/unrewarding work so he tried to position himself on the board of directors in such a way that he could still do the glamour jobs and push the rest off on chaepek.
No.31912
>>31904>those dinosaur stickersJenny is funny-ish but I’ll never understand the people who’d actually want her as a girlfriend. Imagine going out in public with her and everyone thinking that you’re taking advantage of some developmentally-disabled, FAS coquette.
Not to mention how much I’d cringe from seeing her soÿface at various Disney shit.
No.31914
>>31913You see that haters? Jenny looks like a completely normal 33 year old woman!
No.31915
>>31913Her brother is fucking huge. Is there any of her friends’ boyfriend that he doesn’t height-mog?
No.31916
>>31913Where are Bailey's hands? Kinda looks like she's grabbing Jenny's ass!
No.31917
>>31914Bro she looks like that woman from Pulp Fiction in the diner scene.
No.31918
>>31913not jennys best look.
standing next to those two ugly people on the left doesn't help>>31915hes an absolute unit, could have been a football player in a different life
No.31919
>>31918I’m the only one digging short-hair Jenny? She actually looks she’s about to get pregnant in this one.
No.31922
>>31918the face surgery is wearing off
No.31924
>>31919is it a wig? it looks too wild and frilled. actual short hair jenny might be cute
>>31923ellis needs to not dye her hair, its too obvious, i've been getting grays and i think i'm younger than ellis, its not like people point at me and laugh, like they would if i had a bad dye job.
No.31925
>>31913Nice of her to let an Asian into her circle. Jenny is a friend to all races!
No.31926
>>31922>>31913The brothers face absolutely needs a tuneup. We’re getting past the point of even Bailey filters helping. Those Nicholson genes are just gruesome on males.
I like the short hair on Jenny. Even if it is a wig.
No.31927
>>31926I didn't notice it before, but it looks like Alex got punched in the eye.
No.31928
>>31927Jenny has dark circles too, but they’re waaaaaay worse on the brother. Same with under eyebags in general.
Although this picture of Jenny is probably one of her cutest ones in recent times.
No.31929
>>31923'frumps vs women in video games'
No.31930
>>31923Is Lindsey an alcoholic?
No.31931
>>31928Jenny's looked super-cute all summer, really. I wish she would get back to posting selfies of her various outfits and costumes though. It's no fair hogging all that cuteness for herself!
No.31933
>>31932I remember that and even in her pre-“cancellation”, video essay era, she was downing wine in every video. But it never seemed like she was going it at it any harder than your average childless, 35-year old brunch lady.
But this is full-on alcohol bloat. She looks awful. And so pale? Horrible combo with that obvious dyed hair and crimson lipstick abundantly smudged on.
No.31934
Lindsay Ellis has 2 kids now. I wonder if they also have FAS like Jenny
No.31935
>>31933At this point it might just be post partum bloat. She did just complete her second geriatric pregnancy! You don't just bounce back from that at her age
No.31936
>>31933yeah, I remember trying to watch a couple of her videos (the Phantom of the Opera ones maybe) and finding that whole shtick really off-putting
No.31937
Quick question, how did Gridfin personal messages or texts screenshots get to 8 ch?
No.31938
>>31937He claims Jenny leaked them to Bailey and then Bailey posted it. So far that's the only side of the story we've gotten, Jenny never addressed it, and probably never ever will
No.31939
>>31938huh. What could have compelled her to post such things on chans?
No.31940
>>31939Well it wasn't a bad strategic move on her part. They had the big falling out his gambling and him wanting money from her (which he denies) and then he went on the offensive threatening to air a bunch of dirty laundry about her and all the shit she's done so she probably leaked it to make him seem unstable and untrustworthy. I would guess she went via chan posts because if she shared it directly it would just draw more attention to her and perhaps make people more curious about all the dark rumors Griff was threatening to share in his promised reveal video.
No.31941
>>31940Is there really dirt on Jenny? What would that even be?
No.31943
>>31941This is why you should check our very informative wiki, it covers everything. But you can read for yourself, all his tweets on the matter are right here:
https://imgur.com/a/nSwy6Bf You can decide for yourself what he was going to say
No.31945
>>31939She didn't. She posted them to twitter and very quickly deleted them. One of us on 8chan caught them and posted them. Griffin was just paranoid and irrational.
No.31946
>>31944She did the exact same thing to Max. Except in his case, he literally didn't do anything wrong. The closest she ever got to a husband and she cut him loose because of unsubstantiated claims. Absolutely ruthless.
No.31948
>>31947nah i just forgot about
>>31945 No.31949
Still, how secretly resentful would you be if you were in a fight with someone over who's behavior is worse, and your irl friend you showed their weird texts to opted to post the screenshots to fucking twitter - like thanks so much for exposing me to my enemy and everyone as someone who screencaps and leaks private convos with me, scuppering the case for me being the right-acting one
No.31950
Jenny Nicholson has never done a thing wrong in her life.
No.31952
>>31947Now that you mention it, it's kinda crazy that no dramatuber ever dug into this. Are they all that scared of her? Is she that powerful?
Can't believe they got Mr Beast before they got Jenny!
No.31953
>>31952Well, Mr. Beast is a scammer and has (allegedly) caused or is responsible for serious physical harm to participants in his Squid Games, on top of knowingly scamming people out of thousands of dollars for promised rewards that are never actually given to the winners.
Jenny is just lazy.
No.31955
>>31954Remember when Lindsey was in her Jenny era, just before the end of her career and she was trying to scrape whatever views she could?
I can only imagine what would come flying out of her from a good hosing.
No.31956
>>31955she forgot to blow out the lighting so the camera can't record the texture of the skin (or the inch thick layer of makeup) lol
maybe without her glasses she thought she did it
No.31957
>>31956Be easy on Lindsey, she doesn’t have Jenny‘s years of experience of blasting her face out.
…At least with lighting.
No.31958
Jenny, she is malto belle….
No.31960
>>31959Just check the previous thread, it should be there!
No.31963
>>31961I mentioned it in the last thread, but Jenny really phoned that ramble in.
>>31962Groups of buzzed up Millennials aren't really liked anywhere, they're the modern "teen nuisance". Bunch of entitled Karens able to ruin the mood of any establishment.
No.31964
>>31962>>31963Yeah, you can make the argument that it's entitled morons ruining the theme park, but aren't those people only fucked up because of Disney's own actions of cultivated their kinds of mindsets?
No.31965
>>31963I didnt see the play dough the first time.. why is she playing with play dough..
No.31966
>>31933She had her 2nd kid not too long ago and she was never skinny so I am not going to blame her for being a bit on the rubenesque side. And for the makeup, at a vampire event of course she is going to go in pale makeup, black dress (maybe color her hair a bit extra) and crimson lipstick. Not blaming her for that.
She is way past her prime, but I would not mind if she spent more time in front of the camera and gets a bit better in shape.
I mean, I cannot listen to much of her garbage opinions, but I don't mind watching her more.
>>31964No, that certainly did not help, but there is plenty more going on.
No.31967
>>31965Arrested development, yo.
No.31968
>>31965Dumb autistic baby
No.31969
>>31963…But did anyone notice the legs?!
No.31971
Jenny's from the land of the waters
No.31974
Does anyone have links to her deleted rambles? Snoke costume, college memories, moving to work at Disneyland etc.
No.31975
>>31974I dunno if this helps
>>4483 No.31978
If somebody put "make videos for the main channel like you promised" on the next patreon ramble and it won, do you think she'd comply? Probably not, right? Three months after the last video, she goes to a furry con, continues going on vacation, continues shitting out random tweets, not one video on anything. Her "career" might as well be officially over, all she does is dangle the possibility she might do something some day if people just keep throwing money into her Patreon. How batshit is it that Griffin was actually right about her.
>>31955 I hate this bitch so god damn much. Kills her child, bad influence on Jenny, zero repercussions for any of it. There is no justice in this world.
No.31980
>>31979You know what that would be? A great concept for a new god damn video on the main channel.
No.31981
>>31978If Jenny never began keeping a promise, is she really breaking it?
>>31979I can't even imagine the steep requirements for a guy to date Jenny. She's such a spoiled brat!
No.31982
You guys are weird freaks and I regret ever posting here
No.31983
>>31982My mom says I'm cool…
No.31985
>>31978>on the next patreon ramblejenny has to approve them, she would get mad, ban the user, and then make a patreon post about how she banned them in order to fortify her reputation.
>>31979i want to join just to see the freaks
but i don't feel like turning my info over
>>31982disney adult fingers typed these letters
No.31995
Sure is slow these days. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t engage with your community and especially your #1 fansite. Doesn’t bode well for Jenny.
No.31997
>>31995Welp. Hasn't put out new videos. Hasn't posted on Twitter in days. As she's done for the last how many months she'll wait until the very last day to push out her Ramble. There's just nothing going on. Meanwhile, Bailey's got stuff going on. I need to renew my Patreon with her. What the hell is Sky up to these days? I haven't watched a Sky stream in forever.
No.32001
>>32000Taking a page out of Jenny's book by making the Disney Daddies do a double take
No.32002
>>32000Is that an offer Bales? Cause I'd like to put it in!
No.32003
>>31995I think folks here have started to take my approach to Jenny, forget she exists when living your life and enjoying your weekends then come here when bored, see she's not up to anything worth posting and check out again.
No.32005
>>32003There's literally nothing else to do. It's cringe, but then again what isn't.
>>32004Speaking of cringe, Bailey, what the fuck. Does she literally not know any other men?
No.32006
>>31995Jenny doesn't work (tweeting, that is… when I say "work" I mean tweeting) on the weekends so there's literally nothing to talk about Friday through Monday. It's crazy she has so many fans when she hardly engages with anyone compared to other creators constantly hustling and strengthening those parasocial relationships in order to setup a revenue stream. I think it speaks to how unnecessary a job was always going to be for her.
I guess we could always talk about her newly revealed obsession about wanting to visit an entirely plush space. That's kinda weird and interesting, right?
>>32004>MikeIs that really? Crawling back to the Ex? Man, what are you doing, Bailey..?
No.32007
>>32006Mini jumpscare, appreciating that ai work when out of nowhere I realize there's pokemon in the background. Lousy bastards wouldn't stop me from breaking her gym badge, I'll tell ya h'wat.
No.32009
>>32008um, she's right though.
No.32010
>>32009Is she, though? Is she really?
No.32011
I wonder if Jenny is clueless / retarded in terms of anything not related to pop culture? Would she know what the Ottoman Empire was? Can she string together a sentence in Spanish? Has she ever read a book published before 1970?
No.32012
>>32011she knows a little about horses.
I was going to say she has more practical knowledge about pop culture than a standard soyface due to the pre-friendship is magic pony communities being more about buying and selling than anything else, but then i wondered is jenny's history with ponies really any different than a modern manchild's funko pop collection? i dont know.
No.32013
>>32011Well she did actually finish a psychology degree so she has to know a couple of things other than pop culture
No.32014
>>32011She’s autistic smart about her own interests. But remember, this is the person who couldn’t figure out how to hang towel bars. She’s also constantly going on Twitter for advice on dumb baby technical questions, and then gets mad when people answer the questions for her. As far as the degree goes, this is a person who is good at book reports. That’s pretty much what her career is now. That’s just research regurgitation, and not hyper intelligence. She has no wisdom. Or street smarts.
No.32015
>>32014>She has no wisdom. Or street smarts.Like most women, she's the kind of girl who was meant to be married off by her father to some qualified suitor.
No.32017
>>32016>turbo mathWow, I sure stand corrected!
No.32018
>>32013>psychology degree Not beating the “rich girl who just wanted to go to university for the experience and didn’t even have to think about her career” allegations.
No.32019
>>32018Oh for sure, she clearly had no intention of becoming a psychologist. Did a degree and then went to work at Disney
No.32020
>>32019The equivalent of a child showing their parents they did their homework so they can go watch tv.
No.32021
>>32006>I think it speaks to how unnecessary a job was always going to be for her.Jenny hustled at the start, working at Disney, bi-weekly videos personal videos and weekly screen junkies videos all at the same time.
Now there's no point and she knows it.
Her last video was in May, she gained 9,000 patrons in that month, then 4,500 more after going radio silent again. She'll get about 1.7m views this month, 4 MONTHS after going radio silent.
Victory has defeated her into a life of laziness and luxury.
No.32022
>>32021Was she doing Disney and Screen Junkies at the same time? I never watched those old rambles where she talked about her Disney and Screen Junkies experience, but I would think she’d have something in her contract preventing her from doing the two at the same time.
No.32023
>>32022>but I would think she’d have something in her contract preventing her from doing the two at the same time.she said she only took the job because they gave her that kind of freedom
No.32025
>>32024>christian schoolPretty sure daddy was hoping his little girl would not end up being a dead end. Looks like maybe he should've tried harder.
>pichnnnnnnnng
No.32027
>>32026no love for jenny university
No.32029
>>32026At least they seem to be in the Halloween spirit this year.
>>32028She was mentioned in Drew Gooden's latest video too.
No.32030
>>32028>2 hour video on what I assume is a video gameAnon, don’t do this to yourself…
No.32031
>>32029He used her 4-hour video on the Starcruiser as examples of a video that actually needed to be 4 hours. I think everyone has actually gone insane.
No.32032
>>32031It's stupid how the standard now is that everyone needs to be a super serious "video essayist" on pop culture bullshit. It's desperate cope to cover up how little value their lives actually have.
No.32033
>>32029real Jenny can go now. This is just honestly better.
No.32034
>>32026link to the ramble?
No.32035
>>32034It's not out yet. "Soon".
No.32036
>>32033Bro, what we really need is some cyber wizard to create an AI Jenny. Imagine. On-demand Jenny videos.
No.32037
>>32029if jenny showed up at my house like that i would invite her in
No.32038
Last day of the month and still no ramble? Come on, Jen.
No.32039
I know it's not Jenny content but if you're dying for some video essay content you can always check out Sarah Z
and her giant rack in her new video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZFQG2e87ZU No.32040
>>32039Large grandiose “eyebrows.”
I wonder how many times she smacks the drink out of her hand with those things.
No.32041
Still no ramble but there is a very interesting nearly three-way tie in the current vote for October. "Jenny reacts to spooky videos of people finding abandoned animatronics" is at 1112, "90s and 00s Children’s Horror and Halloween Nostalgia: Goosebumps, AYAOTD, McDonald’s Scary Sound Effects Cassettee" is at 1074, and "A 2018 era Jenny Nicholson style low-stakes observational review of the movie Saw" is at 1068. All very close, all very good options.
No.32044
I rag on Jenny quite a bit for being a merch-obsessed womanchild but i just realized you can do so, so much worst. There is this animation youtuber named Jaiden Animations who did a retelling of her trip to Japan, where it very quickly became apparent that all she did was visit theme parks for their gift shops or seek out the official [anime brand] stores.
She arrived with 5 empty suitcases or something just so she could cram them with plushies, ugly tee-shirts with the Pokémon logo on them, MHA-themed snow globes, etc. when flying home.
Here is the video:
https://youtu.be/PbdyXIaBK9A?si=WYOmKIPSx8qrBB2tDo they make these people in a lab or something? How can you go to Japan and all you do is just visit different gift shops so you can add to your plushie collection. All you because you worship [brand].
Oh and she spent $10,000 or something on all her gift shop purchases. That’s youtube + patreon money for you.
No.32045
>>32044>She arrived with 5 empty suitcases or something just so she could cram them with plushies, ugly tee-shirts with the Pokémon logo on them, MHA-themed snow globes, etc. when flying home.I'm sorry, but why would anyone do this when UPS stores exist and you could just ship things home whenever you have too much to carry/keep at the hotel?
No.32046
>>32044When people see that clip of Michael Jackson walking in the shop full of art and going "Oh that, and that. I'll have all of those, " they see the absurdity but also know, well, what else are you going to do with 1000M dollars that you got from singing "heehee". How else are you supposed to be like? Its just fine, some people are rich from entertaining and they aren't going to act like index fund retirees.
Don't mock Jenny wanting to stay in children reality, nobody mocked Michael Jackson. Oh - I mean, until they found out what other parts there are to that than toys. Uhhh
No.32047
Still no ramble fuck everything life is worthless
No.32048
>>32047Jenny said she's still editing it and it's gonna be three hours long… which is nuts. She should just start doing these things as streams.
No.32049
>>32044thats pretty bad
>>32048the complaints that shes not doing main channel content are getting to her, she has to shove more and more into the patreon vids.
No.32050
>>32048yup, she told her patrons that they don't get the content they paid for this month, and if you have to unsubscribe before the next video is out, the onus is on you to track down a make-good. She makes $100k a month over there btw.
No.32051
>>32039You know, I think it's nice she's still keeping it tight after getting married, definitely not letting herself go
No.32053
First day of the month and still no ramble. What the fuck, Jen.
No.32055
>>32054You have to be mean to women.
No.32056
>>32054I'd have given Bailey several babies by now. Mike is never going to marry her.
No.32059
>>32058Wow Jenny what an incredible anecdote. Now where the fuck is the ramble, it's the 2nd of the month.
No.32060
>>32022Why? At Dis she was just a front line worker, why would Dis try to prevent anyone from taking a 2nd job?
>>32039Oof, might be time to check if her content improved. Looking good there.
>>32037Yeah, but we are concerned about letting you letting her go.
No.32061
>>32054>The SubstanceThat movie was more fun than I thought it was going to be. Bailey really needs to film Jenny watching it for us.
I wouldn't mind a Megalopolis review from Jen, either. That shit was bananas!>>32058Poor Jenny… she just wants to cute about town taking care of cute errands in her typical hyper-cute manner and cynical, stupid children that grew up looking at screens keep picking on her. I'd slap a phone out of child's hand for her!
No.32062
what do you guys think you'll do when jenny is undeniably old and not cute? like in 2 years or whatever. Switch horses? just have no waifu? did you have a jenny before jenny?
No.32063
>>32062Well, I have zero faith that the internet will even still be around in ten years. So I figure I'll spend the majority of that with spamming "hey remember when Jenny was good?"
No.32064
>>32062No, never! If you're not ride or die for Jenny then you don't deserve her! We can hit the wall together!
No.32065
>>32062Depends on how the content is doing. I don't mind her growing older, she'll be cute for a good while still.
Is guess my Jenny before Jenny was Obscurus Lupa or maybe even Nostalgia Chick, at the beginning of the TGWTG era. Those fell off hard, both content and looks wise. Though Ellis could get herself into milfshape in no time. But she won't pivot her content.
I don't know if someone else can hit the sweetspot anytime soon.
Izzyzzyzz or whatever that kiwi metalface harlequin thot was called is too GenZ for me, SarahZ still has unbearable content.
Occasionally I watch Münecat (UK chick), who has a good style, but has a lot of cheap shots and in her analysis her intellectual shallowness shines through.
Also Angela Collier, who is a physicist and talks about science mostly, but way too much about how women historically don't get enough credit. She ripped apart Picard though, so there is that at least.
Cari from Cari Can Read is wholesome to an almost infuriating level, ginger Cali girl who lives in Korea and talks about travel and books. She has several multi-hour videos explaining the plots of fantasy book series', those are relaxing. Not fantasy classics or good fantasy, modern fantasy romance shovelware.
No.32066
Jenny will always be young and beautiful :)
No.32067
>>32062>when jenny is undeniably old and not cute?She's still peaking in my opinion, but I don't think were going to actually get to see her age out (of course her cute personality will never fade and that's like 75% of it). She has no problem dropping projects that aren't working and moving on and I think that's what we'll get when she finally hangs it up; a quick thank you and goodbye before doing the same thing the next day, and the day after that, and so on, without the pressure of an audience looming over her.
>Switch horses? just have no waifu?I spent the early 2000s on the Japanese side of the internet, so I'm an wota at heart and there's always a "favorite" girl hanging around somewhere (currently that's pic related - I have all her DVDs/Blu-rays, physical/digital photobooks, trading cards, etc. etc). I've often wondered if that's why I've taken to Jenny as much as I have, she naturally carries that same "moe" quality when she's on as a Japanese idol does… western women don't usually scratch that itch for me.
No.32069
>>32058jenny dresses like a baby at halloween presumably she does this for attention and to make people comment on her, does she want negative attention as much as positive attention?
i just realized jennys exactly like her brother in this regard>>32062ai video upscaling will mean jennys going to be cute forever.
>>32067>DVDs/Blu-raysis that porn or does she talk/act?
No.32074
>>32073>her favorite Pikachu vibratorWell holy shit now I have to watch this.
>been filming for well over four hoursJENNY YOU HAVE HAD WEEKS. WEEKS, JENNY. WEEKS TO MAKE A VIDEO. COME ON.
No.32075
Bros, right off the bat, what is going on with her camera? Am I a schizo or does it seem to be lagging?
No.32076
All around, despite the goofy need for it to be three hours, it was a pretty okay video. That mini-slurry arc was funny, in the sense of California entitlement is funny. Hearing her tism out over MLP and NeoPets was nice, her talking about stuff she cares about is so much different from the schlock.
>omg you're too poor to buy a green toy pony for $100?
>um, cope much?
lmao
>jenny use to read maddox's greatest site on the universe
That is maybe one of the most based things I've ever heard of her doing.
<i outgrew edgy humor
Nevermind, right back to being cringe.
>still working on barbie
>working on furry con? i might be deaf
>working on fantastic beasts
Jen just take the camera to a tech store. There has to be somebody that can show you what you're doing wrong. Or buy the new camera, I don't know, either way whatever brand you're using now is wonky as fuck.
>don't google answers for me
Then go outside for something other than another vacation and find a professional to give you help. Good video but Jesus Christ. She wouldn't be having these issues if she had a boyfriend.
No.32077
>>32069>is that porn or does she talk/act?Think of them as a video photo shoot. There's usually a light narrative in there, but it's just so it's not a girl posing in various states of undress for absolutely no reason. She's regularly on TV and has starred in a few short films though.
>>32071Thanks! Overall decent ramble (very pink). The problem with your setup, Jen is that you're placing low-framerate content in a 60fps container. Your webcam maxes out at 30fps and your DSLR the same (I think, it could be 24fps depending on bit depth), both at just 1080p. Rather than going the external capture route like you've been doing (they come with their own limitations/quirks) or getting spendy on a real high-end camera with professional lenses (like you should!), you should just get an Elgato Facecam Pro and call it a day.
It's a nice, simple high quality camera, I like it. #NotSponsored
No.32080
>3 hour video… again
Realistically, if you have a job, when are you supposed to watch this if not by breaking it up into parts?
>work until 8pm, or 9pm if things are busy
>make dinner and eat until 9:30pm, or stay out drinking with friends or colleagues until 10pm
>put some time into your job search for an hour
>put yourself in bed and read, because screen lights are bad for you past a certain hour
Maybe put it on as background noise while cooking or driving, but then you’re putting in danger because you’ll be distracted.
No.32081
>the year is 2024
>every youtuber’s goal is now to build up just enough of a following that they can start paywalling their content behind patreon, or can start coasting off lazy twitch streams that are carried by supporters desperate to see them
>or launch some stupid candy company to become an instant millionaire (MrBeast, that Ryan kid, Jake Paul…)
Welp
No.32082
>>32081Now that you mention it, I'm kinda surprised Jenny hasn't joined her friend at Nebula yet. If she wasn't so very lazy she could have been posting all the paywalled content she wanted without needing to worry about the evil Youtube algorithm! All her friends are doing it but not her, cause it would still be work I guess
No.32085
>>32080I watched 25min last night while eating (before I got ready) and then the rest in my office when I got to work. I had to pause a few times to talk to a couple of my subordinates about stuff, but other than that, it was mostly uninterrupted.
>drinking with friends or colleagues until 10pmYou could octuple my pay and I'd still rather kill myself than hang out with anyone at work outside of work… fuck that! Literal hell.
>>32081If you payed close attention to Jenny's latest ramble, you'd know that she grew up very wealthy and doesn't need the money.
No.32087
>>32080Gee whiz look at Mr. Responsible over here, having his shit together with friends and good sleeping habits. You break it into pieces, sir. This one I was able to sit all the way through for but usually it's such a chore so I break it between half hours or an hour or so.
>>32085>You could octuple my pay and I'd still rather kill myself than hang out with anyone at work outside of work… fuck that! Literal hell.Rare as it is to find coworkers you actually jive with, there's always the risk that they're backstabbers who will turn on you for brownie points or a promotion. I've known some good coworkers but I've never gone out of my way to befriend them for that reason alone.
>she grew up very wealthy and doesn't need the money.Her dad really spoiled the hell out of her, it's ridiculous. Paid her way through college and gave her a friggen horse that she ended up forgetting about.
No.32089
>>32039Sarah will need a back brace to stay upright when her pregnancy boobs come in.
No.32090
>>32073Thank you for saving me 3 hours.
See you guys next month.
No.32093
>>32073>her favorite Pikachu vibratorTimestamp or it didn't happen!
No.32095
>>32094This is from a month or so ago, I remember the outfits
No.32098
>>32093Around the 2 hour and 30 mark. She even makes Jenny noises when it vibrates so aggressively and keeps slipping out of her hand.
No.32099
>>32094Damn, there isn’t a lot of male competition if you can make your way into Jenny’s inner circle. They’re all fat or look like slobs.
No.32100
>>32093Here's something better than a timestamp!
>>32099>Jenny’s inner circleMax (and possibly Todd) was the only straight guy Jenny has ever been seen with hanging out with her in private. Literally everyone else is LGBTQ+.
No.32101
>>32100noo! why did you post this now i love her again she is my babychild
No.32102
>>32100>Max (and possibly Todd) was the only straight guy Jenny has ever been seen with hanging out with her in private.OK sorry to always be this guy but…that Jan guy in this picture went to Disney with just jenny, lindsey, and bailey
>>31913. at first I thought he and bailey might be dating but then we confirmed dumb fuck bailey went crawling back to bartender mike. And we know jenny has always had a thing for asians…we might need to start considering jan as a new possible bf for jenny.
No.32104
>>32061You (almost) got your wish anon, according to Twitter Jenny and Bailey just finished watching Megalopolis. Maybe it will even become content!
(It probably won't though…)
No.32105
>>32102Way ahead of you on that, that guy is janjerome on instagram, he has tonnes of posts with a girlfriend on there. He works for giantbomb, so I guess he's just a work friend of Bailey's.
No.32106
Can someone grab those images from IG? I think we did not have them here yet. Is there a plugin or do you just screenshot that stuff?
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https://www.instagram.com/unworldlyexhibit/p/C_zR2KdvocW/?locale=en&img_index=1[/s]
No.32107
>>32106Here you go. I use
https://www.save-free.com/ but there are plenty of others available
No.32109
this new ramble is maybe one of her most autistic videos ever
No.32110
>>32103Well, I'm sure Jenny did because she would be this insane level of Christian had she not met Bailey, but Bailey herself (what with her hardcore Zionism and pretending to be gay and everything) could only pick the most ironic and wrong answers… unironically.
>>32104The movie was total garbage as a film (I don't think I ever said "what?" out loud that much while watching a movie before), but a neat glimpse into the dementia-ridden mind of a once great filmmaker. I hope we one day get the same from Ridley Scott, who like Coppola, hasn't made a decent film in decades and appears to have lost his damn mind.
>>32107Cute! I like the "Birthday Girl" ribbon, that shit is ad*rable!
>>32108Things might be very different had Max got her to tag along to Milwaukee all those years ago.
No.32111
>>32109Pretty good stuff, right?
No.32112
Ever notice how whenever Jenny tweets about a new movie she's just seen, Todd tweets about it as well?
No.32113
>>32112Don't read too much into it, he actually tweets at Bailey a lot more these days but I don't think anything's happening there either. Also on stream just now Bailey confirmed she and Jenny watched Megalopolis because Jenny was too squeamish for The Substance
No.32114
>>32113But what possible connection does Todd have to Bailey…she wasn't even a part of the covid bubble crew that he was in. She only knows him because he tags along to everything Bailey and Jenny do…and Jenny and Todd both tweeting about megalopolis at 1 am last night isn't a coincidence, but notice Bailey never mentions that todd was with them at dinner or the movie, because for some reason they feel the need to keep their relationship secret. the sooner you all accept this the easier it will be when jenny announces their engagement/pregnancy.
No.32115
>>32114>But what possible connection does Todd have to Baileythey're both ugly
No.32116
>>32113>Jenny was too squeamish for The SubstanceMan, her reactions to that movie would be fucking gold. She needs to record herself watching it when it hits digital at the end of the month.
>>32115You tell 'em, Jenny!
No.32117
>>32110Is Bailey really a Zionist? That sucks.
No.32119
>>32117No she's definitely not, she's been quietly pro-Palestine for a while now. She hasn't made any overt posts about it, maybe her parents are and she doesn't want to upset them. This was easier to see before likes became private, she liked a lot of pro-Palestine stuff. But if you look on her tl, she recently commented on a post where a stand up comic made fun of Zionist girl and she commented how he "got her ass"
No.32121
>>32120hmm that's Jan in the background and there is another pic of them on Instagram. It looks like Jan and Bailey went to a wedding together.
No.32122
>>32114>Jenny and Todd both tweeting about megalopolis at 1 am last night isn't a coincidenceOK so I looked this up and sure, he mentions Megalopolis but pretty much everyone on my TL is, it's the thing everyone's dunking on right now. Besides if you want to get technical he was actually tweeting more about Joker 2 and comparing the badness to Megalopolis, saying that Joker 2 was at least bad in a way that was entertaining while Megalopolis was bad in a way that's boring. Did he go with Jenny and Bailey? I guess it's possible but what kind of a date would that be?
No.32123
Look I accept that I'm never going to convince anyone who believes that Todd and Jenny are secretly lovers but I just don't see it. Do they hang out together? Totally! They're friends, they hang out, they go places together. She has infinite money and no work schedule, she hangs out with different friends all the time. So yeah, they interact on social media and irl but does that mean they're secret lovers?
Well, lets compare what we know about her for a fact with the idea of them being a couple. She is constantly going on trips to Utah, FurryCon, Pokemon Championships etc without him. She goes out with friend groups all the time to Disney and such and doesn't include him at all. When we do see them hanging out they're not physically very close and you never see any signs of affection from her side. So if he is dating her, I feel bad for him, that's sad as fuck! Cause if your GF treats you like that then buddy, you're not her partner, you're the guy who gets to hold her purse while she does fun stuff.
So while we're never going to agree on this I really hope they're not dating for his sake. Cause if you let a girl treat you like that, that's just really fucking sad man! Even Todd deserves better than that!
No.32125
>>32123Just to be absolutely clear as the main pusher of the Jenny-Todd narrative, I deeply hope you are correct. Of all the guys that have ever been in Jenny's circle, he's right up there with Max and Grif as my least favorite person she could possibly end up with. You say even Todd deserves better than being treated badly by Jenny, but if you ever read his twitter you will see he is an unimaginably huge ass hole, he doesn't deserve anything nice.
I just cant shake the evidence I have seen. So many times it seems like he and Jenny have hung out, sometimes with Bailey for example, and tried to hide it.
What I will say, of all the things that would point to them not being together, you hit the nail on the head with the biggest evidence, that he doesn't appear to go on trips with her. Especially because Kate and Kirsten often tweet about struggling financially, yet they go on these lavish trips, including the return trip to Germany last year, that Jenny almost certainly paid for for everyone who went. But she doesn't pay for Todd to go as well? That would be weird.
The only things I'll say about this is it is possible Todd IS on these trips and they just hide him. The other possibility is he isn't a fan of theme parks and Jenny only wants to take other die-hard theme park fanatics with her. Remember she also doesn't take Bailey on these trips.
The best hope is, Jenny turns out to be a lesbian and ends up with Kate, so that we can all know there is no universe where we would have had a chance anyway (except the one person who comes here that claims to be a girl).
No.32126
>>32125And before it gets asked, this picture and Jenny and Todd came from the facebook of an escape room company, don't remember which. But Jenny made a mention, either on patreon or twitter, that she had done a video game themed escape room, so I searched for all possible escape room companies in the LA area and found it, and they had these pictures of like every group that had done the game. So no one in the group actually posted the picture, which is why no one else here found it, I had to do some digging to find the right company and get it directly from them.
No.32127
>>32120I would give that Jewess so many Aryan children.
No.32130
Wait fucking Todd in the Shadows? I wouldn’t be surprised that Jenny has horrendous taste in men, but he’s also Lindsay’s ex (who she was even pregnant from, unless that was Spoony’s, before aborting it).
Some of you were trying to tell me that Jenny was lezzing it up with her fat (obese even on some pictures) friend that lives in Arizona or something.
No.32131
>>32128>Being in love with someone is hard to hideThis is why I'm certain Jenny is still single and always has been. She doesn't really understand the mechanisms behind why people like other people (and is still amazed when people become her friend) which causes her to overshare, coupled with her obsessive nature there's no way she wouldn't tell the world she finally had something that feels as good as love does in her life. It would absolutely consume her.
Also, what guy would allow his girl to travel the world without him? That's just asking to get cheated on… No.32133
jenny acts giddy around men she likes, i don't see her acting that way around any of the creatures shes around now, i think shes still on the prowl and when she gets a man hes going to be over 8/10
No.32134
It's one way or the other. Either she has had relationships (low intensity, short lived, be they as they may) that have successfully been hidden, during the time since Cal High - in that case she might get into a relationship now.
OR, if the observable history is accurate to reality, and there's actually this girl who's 33 or something who has NEVER been in a single relationship after some 'kindof' thing in her early teens, and is spouting off all of the familiarity with sex fetishes and male dating behaviors due to her reading discussions online all the time and regarding such things as American sexuality LORE, and so she says "of course guys judge your furniture" the way someone says "of course Jedi can have sex, they just have to not feel attached".
THEN there is absolutely no way that girl in her mid 30s is just going fall into a normal relationship with a living irl male. It will have become a terrifying notion. "People don't REALLY have sex in person, do they. They're all just pretending"
No.32135
>>32133It makes my skin crawl to think about, but "giddy" is the perfect way to describe how Jenny acted around Max and I can't think of any other guy she's been around that she acts that way with. Although to be fair I don't know if there is any video footage of her and Todd together, especially when they would have first been getting to know each other and she might have still had those butterflies like she clearly had around Max.
No.32137
>>32136>outfit looks like shit!i like it, its very complimentary to her form
No.32138
>>32130The alleged lezzie friend is from Utah, Lindsey's non-baby daddy was neither Todd not Spoony. Don't mix it all up!
>>32134You know that women can have sex without relationships, right? Hookups, one or two dates before things fizzle out…
It would be hard to hide a boyfriend over such a long time, but we'd never know about half a dozen boys a year.
No.32139
>>32138> HookupsSweet Jenny would never do that to her stuffed animal collection!
No.32140
>>32133>when she gets a man hes going to be over 8/10You're too kind, Anon! Thanks!
>>32134I wonder if she'll want a guy with roughly her relationship experience or more/less experience?
>>32136Who's holding all her stuff..?
No.32141
Is Jenny a rough sex fiend?
No.32142
>>32140>Who's holding all her stuff..?Her fat friend's husband?
No.32143
>>32136Jenny stuffs her bra
No.32145
am i retarded and jenny-brained or is this supposed to be jenny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsAEWLxS0yI No.32146
>>32145You're not wrong, that was extremely Jenny coded
No.32147
>>32145She wasn't even that excited when Screen Junkies surprised her by sending her to the MLP movie.
No.32148
>>32136I want to say she'll make a video about Joker 2 right away but unlike the pushback she got from the Joker 1, everyone hates this one.
Jenny loves being a victim so she might not unless her video is how actually she loved it, she might just do a few tweets.
No.32149
>>32126
> So no one in the group actually posted the picture, which is why no one else here found it, I had to do some digging to find the right company and get it directly from themFINALLY!!! The long time mystery has been resolved.
Also, holy shit, that is some top notch snooping skills, I relinquish my master investigator title to you.
No.32152
>>32148Announces that she might do a Joker 2 video. Two years from now at the end of a ramble she talks about possibly picking it up again. One year from that, it’s finally released and gets a billion views and everybody talks about how brilliant she is for saying the film sucked.
No.32153
>>32152Hey, remember when she said she was going to start making shorter videos on the main channel again? Wow, that would have been so cool. Jenny doing actual steady content again that isn't four hour video essays. Imagine.
No.32154
>>32153It’s been a year since the Galactic Starcruiser video.
No.32155
>>32154Do you mean the other one? Because her last video was four months ago. Which is still bullshit.
No.32156
wow, that new ramble was really boring
No.32157
>>32141Jenny might be too delicate for rough
anything.
>>32145Felt like I was watching that for hours…
No.32158
>>32157Hello, I'd like to order both models.
No.32159
>>32155Okay fine, it feels like a year since the Galactic Starcruiser video.
I hate that video so much. She probably feels that she was proven right in working 2 years on a 4-hour video with all the unanimous praise and attention she received from even non-internet media. And emboldened to keep up this bullshit posting pattern.
No.32160
>>32157jenny should never get tattoos, but it wouldnt hurt her to slut it up a little.
No.32161
>>32157I hate this all so much. I am not against tattoos in general, but this pointless wallpapering of the body is bad and across a woman's neck chest and legs is even worse.
Fo the very least I hope that if or when Jenny shows her sleeve of obscure characters, it'll be 3 dozen and she will have a 20 minute rant on why this one is important to her for each and every one ready.
No.32162
>>32161Don't worry, Jenny will never get tattoos. Remember she's terrified of needles, no way she's going to sit still while someone stabs her with a needle for several minutes!
No.32163
>>32160>>32161Needles cause her to faint, so I don't think we have to worry about her getting all tatted up. She could totally pull off a modern bimbofication though!
No.32164
So Bailey mentioned on stream that she and Jenny are going on another girls trip next week. Details not shared because certain people (us I guess) might stalk them. Really wonder what it's going to be this time, hopefully this time it's bug free!
Anyone know what might be going on from 15 to 17 October? For non stalker reasons
No.32165
>>32164Probably some ostentatious Kansas corn maze and they’ll both get weevils in their bush.
No.32166
>>32164Jenny’s life sure is a hedonism-fest.
That’s not to say I’d anything differently if I was rich.
No.32167
>>32164Couple guesses:
Biggest Little Fur Con in Reno
Going to Salem, MASS for witch Halloween stuff
Halloweentown in Oregon
No.32168
>>32167Something spooky makes sense. Bailey mentioned borrowing ghost hunting equipment from someone for the trip
No.32169
>>32164>>32168Do you have a timestamp for when Bailey mentioned Jenny going on the trip? I heard the part starting around 1 hour 50 minutes mark of the stream where she talks about going on a work trip and borrowing ghost-hunting stuff, but didn't hear her mention Jenny at all.
No.32171
>>32169You should have just kept watching a bit more, she mentions it at 2:14
No.32172
>>32168Ghosthunting with the RLM guys!
No.32173
>>32172Could you imagine living in the timeline where that would happen? Jenny doing videos, streaming, AND collabing with other people on a regular basis? Instead of the Ellis-lite bullshit we have now? Man.
No.32175
Checking in on the latest vote, the winner looks to be "Jenny reacts to spooky videos of people finding abandoned animatronics" with 1,300. "A 2018 era Jenny Nicholson style low-stakes observational review of the movie Saw" is in second with 1,266, and "90s and 00s Children’s Horror and Halloween Nostalgia: Goosebumps, AYAOTD, McDonald’s Scary Sound Effects Cassettee" is in third with 1,247.
No.32176
>>32174she pulls of "trashy bibmo" well
No.32177
>>32172Its for Bailey's work, so it's either with Fandom or Giantbomb. I know Jay from RLM did something with one of those types of companies ages ago, but I don't really see modern RLM doing anything with either of those. Either way though, it should be fun to see Jenny doing some kind of ghost-hunting thing.
No.32179
>>32178Is Bailey doing anything interesting for Halloween?
No.32180
>>32179if she is, she hasn't mentioned it yet. Don't know if this top secret girls trip with Jenny counts as Halloween content
No.32181
>>32178jenny looking healthy
No.32182
I hope Jenny has a fun Halloween and doesn’t get fat from all the candy
No.32184
>>32183Gross; she turns into Amy Schumer.
No.32185
If this interview with Max wasn't from 2013 I'd have to wonder if he was talking about Jenny. It's been scrubbed from the internet but you can still find it on the wayback machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20130930221530/http://shelbysells.com/2013/09/30/interview-series-max-landis/Lots of juicy details in there
No.32186
>>32183>>32184Oh God, what has science DONE.
>>32185>i can't date chicks who don't cumMax you absolute chad, you.
No.32188
>>32187need to nom that leg
No.32189
>>32167Well none of these, Bailey just posted that
they're off to Colorado No.32190
>>32189They’re gonna go see Jenny’s fat girlfriend I guess.
No.32191
>>32190Definitely worth keeping an eye on Kate's posts but no, she lives in Utah
No.32192
>>32186>plenty of girls I sleep woth don't orgasmYeah, real love guru that guy
No.32193
>>32185thats an insane story, is he a little retarded?
>>32189I looked up trending topics in colorado, nothing cutesy that jenny would like, i wouldnt go there. Maybe jenny would be interested in turantula mating season but thats the only thing i can think of.
No.32194
They are at the Stanley Hotel, where The Shining was filmed. Bailey said she borrowed ghost-hunting equipment so I guess they are Ghost Hunting at the Stanley Hotel.
No.32196
>>32194>>32195If this doesn't end up in a video I'm going to mald.
No.32197
>>32194 Did one of them finally post something saying where they were going?
No.32198
>>32197Yes Bailey posted a picture of herself sitting at the fireplace of the Stanley Hotel lobby. No confirmation Jenny is there but bailey wouldn't lie about that I don't think
No.32200
They're sharing it now that you can't stalk them, the event they're at is this one:
https://www.stanleylive.com/peacock-blumhouse-overnightmare No.32201
>>32199>Jenny looking cute as fuck (as always!)Now there's a teddy bear I'd cuddle!
>>32200I'm glad they have a little baby one, I don't like the idea of Jenny getting stressed out for extended periods of time.
>stalk themI got work tomorrow, bro… I ain't got time to stalk anybody.
No.32202
>>32200Two night-stay in one specially themed double-occupancy room in The Lodge
One Scare Experience For Both Guests
One complimentary welcome dinner
$100 credit toward breakfast and/or lunch at Brunch & Co (restaurant in The Lodge)
Two complimentary drink tickets (per guest) redeemable in The Blumhouse Bar
Free Screenings Nightly
Interactive moments, photo opps and more
ngl.. kinda sounds tacky
No.32203
>>32202Just a casual 1000 dollars.
No.32204
>>32203But its for Bailey's work so they aren't paying for shit, and we are guaranteed to get some new Jenny content out of it. Bailey actually pulled off something good for once.
No.32206
>>32194>They are at the Stanley Hotel, where The Shining was filmed.King got the idea for the book while staying there and it was his inspiration for the Overlook.
The Kubrick movie was filmed somewhere else.
The TV remake three-parter was partially filmed there.
No.32207
>>32194The biggest problem with that is that neither one of them can shut up to save their lives, so any honest attempt at 'ghost hunting' will be ruined by incessant giggling and screaming.
No.32213
>>32211I would put down money that at the first instance of seeing a Hispanic person, she'd run to the nearest shelter. There's no way Jenny would be caught dead in any actual urban location that isn't her bedroom, let alone a dystopian third world shit hole.
No.32214
>>32199
> OvernightmareWhat's the nightmare? Two single, childless women in their mid 30s dressing like tweens?
No.32215
>>32214Jesus Christ, dude. Calm down. You don't have to be that savage.
No.32216
Can’t believe the next ramble is still so far away. I’m spiraling and so fucking depressed and the only cure is more Jenny!!!
No.32217
>>32216You need a hobby, bud. It's only going to get worse from here.
No.32219
>>32218>Uhh.. wasn't the lady in Room 237 naked? I really have to question your commitment to the bit, Jenny.100% agree.
I am also waiting for the photo where Bailey is sitting on the bed in a suit and Jenny is kneeling before her in a furry costume.
No.32221
>>32219>furry costumeHer Chauncey Bear outfit would be plenty cute enough.
>>32220A tummy literally built for kisses!
No.32222
I hope that Bailey and Jenny fuck each other on this trip. They deserve go be happy.
No.32223
>>32222Well they're sharing a room and it usually sounds like they share a bed too, so we can dream
No.32227
Jenny and Bailey posting about meeting real ghosts. I think the hotel employees were fucking with them
No.32228
>>32222>>32223Yeah, Bailey fucking wishes.
>>32225>Jenny's face when she gets sentenced to be my girlfriend for five years without the possibility of parole No.32229
>>32225her face really is so weird and cute. but weird, like she doesn't even look like a standard typical human so much as an anthropomorphised animal or something. like finding nemo or a dreamworks movie hippo. i like it but yeah very unusual
No.32230
>>32229That's why the bronies and the furries loved her first!
No.32231
>>32218Skeleton staring straight at Bailies ass and he looks shocked.
No.32232
>>32231Well maybe he just popped a BONER!
No.32235
Bailey definitely wants to fuck Jenny but Jenny is saving herself for marriage + probably thinks deep down that homosexuality is for deviants.
No.32236
>>32234Because of prior spamming issues, you need text to go with an image.
No.32237
>>32234>>32236Thanks friend. Good to know.
No.32240
>>32239>>32238>>32234Black and white makes everything so much more classy. tfw no flapper Jenny gf to take to fashionable Halloween parties and an evening at the jazz club.
No.32243
>>32234>>32238>>32239>>32242*chef's kiss* Extremely cute!
>>32240>tfw no flapper Jenny gf to take to fashionable Halloween parties and an evening at the jazz clubI, too, want to see Jenny all dolled up and ready to do the town.
No.32245
>>32243I see this and automatically think of some Southern or Texan Bell, like somebody who'd be connected to a mega church or rich plantation family.
>>32244>jenny will never swoop in under the cover of night and make you one of her thralls No.32246
>>32243>>32245See I thought Russian oligarchs wife
No.32247
Does anyone have a safesonsor they'd be willing to share?
No.32248
>>32247What the fuck are you talking about?
No.32251
>>32250Well it was an influencer event so who knows? I'm pretty curious about this ghost hunting youtuber they hooked up with, never heard of her before but then again I wouldn't have
No.32253
Wonder if Jenny will give us an early ramble as a Halloween treat!
No.32254
>>32252>why should i make a video when somebody else is doing itThis god damn brat.
>>32253Guaranteed, that's not going to happen.
No.32262
I hope Jenny has a good day!
No.32265
>>32262It's gonna get worse once she finds out her Prince Charming is taken!
>>32264One of her upcoming videos must involve Pokemon somehow, she usually doesn't share her interests like this if it's not part of her research.
No.32268
>>32263Another girl hopping on Hbomb's "bread tube." Can't say I'm too surprised.
No.32269
>>32268It's not surprising, her good buddy Kat works for Hbomb and they've been hanging out since at least Lindsay's wedding if not earlier cause I remember her listing him as one of her favorite youtubers on her ramble about youtubers
No.32270
>>32269>works for Hbombimo its the other way around, hbomb basically quit and turned his channel over to the cult who now uses his name face and voice as a podium for their tantrums, attacks, and initiatives (like taking out james somerton)
No.32273
>>32271That man is a fucking legend.
>>32272Don't forget, Bailey makes a good witch two.
No.32275
>>32271So I'm curious as to where in her initial statement does she say she wants free tickets? She only said she doesn't want to pay for 9 days, which is totally reasonable. Doesn't matter if she can afford them; it's a huge waste of money. If I'm only spending a couple nights there, I sure as heck would not want to pay for an extra week that I'm not even going to be there.
No.32277
>>32276Quick, somebody ask her why she lied about putting videos on the main channel.
No.32279
>>32278For anybody who isn't an entitled Californian scam artist, it's a waste of money.
No.32281
>>32280can you make virtua-jenny cry? that was when jenny was her sweetest when she nearly did in a few old videos
No.32284
>>32282its not even supposed to be sad. its not meant to show her suffering it's cryring from like remembering something brave that a character did and heart get too full
No.32285
>>32283this is just blinking. some of her acting was good, not this (even for a comedy bit)
No.32286
>>32282this is a good gen though, putting aside that it gave her bailey's puke inducing body
No.32287
>>32285There's a tear there but sadly the gif is too low res to see it clearly
No.32289
>>32284>it's cryring from like remembering something brave that a character did and heart get too fullHere was the (nearly!) full prompt for that image (only things left out are some ancillary tokens to push the image towards my preferences):
"A young girl sits alone on the edge of her bed, her legs bent inward as she wraps her arms around her knees in an attempt to comfort herself amidst the devastation. Her eyes, once bright and full of life, now stare blankly into the abyss, tears streaming down her pale wet cheeks as she mourns the loss of her first romantic relationship. The warm glow of morning sunlight filtering through the curtains does little to dispel the gloom, but instead casts a faint glimmer on the girl's fragile features.
Her hair is disheveled and unkempt, tangled from countless hours spent lying awake, replaying conversations in her head. Her pillow lies rumpled behind her, the once-fluffed corners now limp and flat. The walls around her are adorned with scattered photographs of happier times, memories that now bring pain instead of joy.
Despite the anguish, there's a hint of determination etched into the girl's face - she knows she'll rise above this heartbreak. She's already begun to focus on the small details, like the way the morning light catches her hair, and the gentle rustling sound of leaves outside her window. It's a subtle reminder that life is still full of beauty, even in the darkest moments."
I don't remember exactly what was fed into the LLM (I run Llama 3 Instruct 70B Q1_M locally to generate prompts the for the new prompting style of Flux.1 Dev) but it was something like: "A very sad girl is crying from her first breakup, but with a bit of hope for the future".
No.32290
This looks like pedo shit
No.32292
>>32290Buddy, I'm into some questionable stuff too, but I don't see it. It's not inherently sexual, either. Little Jen just needs a hug. Maybe you're projecting?
>>32291Elf Jenny best Jenny. Would patrol her forest all day long.
>>32289And then Jenny met the nice boy next door, Max, and they dated and fell in love and got married and lived happily ever after, the end.
No.32293
>>32281>crythat sort of thing is iffy, the skin stops looking organic and starts to look rubbery.
basically, you would need to feed like 10,000 crying pics into the machine and crying pics are just too obscure.
No.32294
>>32289bro why
dont make stuff like this
we do 10 capchas on every post trying to stop spam like that
No.32295
>>32292>And then Jenny met the nice boy next door, Max, and they dated and fell in love and got married and lived happily ever after, the endI still struggle to come to grips with how that scenario had a very real chance of happening. Everyone dodged a bullet there…
>>32294Jenny just has very neotenous features (just look at that elf pic), it's why she's so goddamn cute!
No.32296
>>32294>>32290srsly tho, what is wrong with the picture? There is nothing sexual going on there, regardless of whatever age you think the AI portrayed her as or not. If it was a straight up generated fetishized loli I'd be on board for a burning but there's literally none of that there.
No.32297
>>32296>>32295All these ai pics are fucking terrible. Enough already.
No.32298
>>32297Not everybody wants to have nothing to talk about for days on end. God forbid somebody should share something.
No.32299
>>32298I mean, I’m fine with the occasional ai pic but it’s been a flood lately.
No.32300
>>32299hey, at least they aren't doing that 4chan trend of having pictures like this
>>32273 turn into videos of them kissing.
No.32303
>>32300Yes… would be really, um.. terrible if someone made a video of Jenny and Bailey kissing! It would be so disgusting and not at all super hot, I sure hope no one does that! And I certainly hope no one makes it and posts it here for me to see, that would be just the worst thing!
No.32305
>>32302I am not against AI in the slightest, but everything has its place. There is a dedicated deepfakes thread. If every now and then an ai generated image of a situation we are discussing pops up, all good. But just a barrage of mid-quality images is just another symptom of brainrot.
The images are getting really good, but keep pushing the envelope, friendos. Quality of quantity.
I'm going to keep it positive and not jump into a rant about youtube thumbnails and cheap content for consooomption.
No.32307
>>32303Oh yes, that'd be awful. Just awful.
No.32310
Bailey reminds me of my bitch ex
No.32311
I’m so excited for the new ramble! Hope it’s not too spooky!
No.32314
>>32313No that's real. Apparently Faith can look feminine and sexy if she wants to!
No.32316
>>32313>>32312How do I get both?
No.32317
>>32313its real?? i don't know what reality is anymore
No.32319
>>32318This makes me more so curious how Bailey looks without make-up. All you Bailey lovers out there might find yourself waking up next to faith in the morning.
No.32321
>>32319We've seen Bailey without makeup and I for one think she's cute even without it.
For those who still think the Faith pics were AI, here's one she posted after the party
No.32324
>>32322it was just because the buildings lines were all askew, its hard to tell ai from a low quality camera
No.32325
>>32323>being hunted down by a feral JennyI can't imagine a better way to go!
No.32326
>>32323This was as cute as it was corny.
No.32327
>>32326The girls really need to do more videos together, it's always fun to watch!
No.32330
>>32329She probably only goes to those weird, creepy parties for wealthy people that don't allow cameras (because they can't be filmed having "fun") and you need to be vetted by one of hosts.
No.32332
Jenny should do another Halloween costumes video and show off that killer bod some more! It’s so important to stay confident as you age.
No.32333
I just wanted to take a moment to talk about two creators who have been really inspiring to me lately: Jenny Nicholson and Bailey Meyers. Both of them bring such unique perspectives to their content, and their chemistry is just fantastic!
No.32335
>>32334That’s our dumb baby.
No.32336
>>32334Instead of buying one more piece of plastic garbage, she could always pay to buy the real thing.
>>32332Never going to happen. We got the one-shot and then she decided to deny the world another one. Eternally selfish.
No.32340
>>32336>buy the real thingare you insane? there are no childproof cast-iron cauldrons and our clumsy girl will not ask a strong man (or her sister) to help her, so an injury is basically guaranteed. probably a broken foot or at least several toes smashed.
No.32341
>>32332She's shot that down much you're more likely to get a leaked sex tape before that ever happens again.
>>32334What kind of ghetto-ass gated community (that also has security staff!) does she live in where she gets her shit stolen all the time? What are you even paying for, Jenny!?
No.32343
>>32342I'd be too, because I would be expecting some minimum wage student cast member to jump scare me.
No.32345
>>32336>pay to buy the real thing. or rather, put a few rocks at the bottom so people won't lift it and carry it off.
>>32341>What kind of ghetto-ass gated community if i lived near jenny I'd steal her things and make a shrine, not saying thats what happened though. you know how bratty, shitty, and brazen rich kids are.
No.32349
>>32347Oi, to be fair, Los Angeles security and the rule of law is as trustworthy as gas station sushi, innnit? I find it bleedin' hilarious that Jenny’s there fundin' the bail for them rioters and looters, yet she's all upset ‘cause her fancy gated community keeps nickin' her stuff regular-like!
No.32350
Jenny needs to date a hot stud cop so he can protect her and taze all the undesirables
No.32352
Has Jenny posted anything yet? Because the other creator she met there already posted the footage of her ghost hunting with Jenny and Bailey (Skip to 28 min to see our girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxGOF-eqs6k No.32356
>>32352OK the crazy thing is this girl who I never heard of, has twice as many subs as Jenny but she still managed to get some content out in a timely manner. Oh Jenny, so lazy!
No.32357
>>32353I don't know who these people are who do this but I wish the worst for them.
No.32359
>>32352I bet she has a editor or two, plus her content going by the video is pretty thoughtless (it's basically just VLOG content). Same thing with Bailey's Fandom video, that had a separate, dedicated editor and was out even earlier. Jenny on the other hand only wants to do everything herself, dragging her videos to a halt hundreds, if not thousands of times during production.
In short: Jenny needs a dedicated editor and learn to give them the proper notes they need to replicate her video style/comedy beats. I bet she would get even more creative just simply directing her videos.
>>32353>more EvermoreJESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST! No.32363
>>32359Meanwhile, it’s frustrating how the government seems to be more focused on red tape than supporting creators like her. Instead of fostering creativity, they just pile on regulations that stifle innovation. It’s as if they don’t understand that nurturing talent is what drives progress, not bureaucratic hurdles. And don’t get me started on how they waste taxpayer money on initiatives that do nothing for the arts or digital creators. If only they would allocate resources to empower creators instead of constantly adding layers of complexity, we might actually see some real growth in the industry!
No.32365
finally watching the jenny ramble
jenny has an actual account on the wayback machine? why?
>excluding neopets from wayback machine
yeah it had little kid users, and jenny, you deleted all your old website accounts to prevent people from seeing it
>I haven't done battledome
none of the girls did so theyre giving out all the best weapons in the game for free, jenny can easily play now if she wanted to.
>old account
she has a 16 year old account that she infrequently used, but had an account older than that, if shes talking about her first original account i don't know about that but if she means her 16 year old account she can easily get that back.
I'll watch the rest later, this is a little tedious
No.32367
Bailey just got laid off.
No.32368
>>323237.4k views after 4 days, Fandom lost their ass funding this video.
Crazy that Jennys influence doesn't stretch 1% outside her own channel. Nobody cares about any collaboration she does outside her main channel.
No.32369
>>32367Fandom is an absolute dog shit company. They've made wikia absolutely unusable on mobile because of ads. Getting laid off sucks but hopefully Bailey finds a company that hates its users less.
OnlyFans is an option - use those looks while you got 'em Bailey. I'd sign up. No.32370
>>32367kkkekkkkkk once in a while there's something like that that makes checking this site every day worth it. Seeing the absolute tragedy that is the life of the counterfactual jenny - "what if a girl had a rich nerd dad who gave her nerd interests that she then realized would make a lucrative career in secondary nerd-content creating-leeching, but, BUT - she was ugly in a NOT cute way?
No.32372
>>32371Everything does scream "fuck it start an onlyfans".
No.32373
Jenny should hire her to tidy up the house
No.32374
>>32367>>32371Oh boy. So now we're returning to the arc where she stagnates because she refuses to attract more attention by regularly uploading content. Ellis was the bad influence on Jenny, Jenny is the bad influence on Bailey. That genuinely does suck, though, not to rag on Bailey at all for it. She seemed like she enjoyed what she did there. Hopefully she keeps herself together and soldiers on.
No.32375
Bailey getting laid off while Jenny sits on her bed discussing with her stuffed animals what vacation to take next.
No.32377
>>32374>Hopefully she keeps herself together first, she is going to spiral for a while.
is she back together with that Mike guy now? Classic panic mode mistakes are getting back together with your ex or escalating your current relationship (moving in together, getting engaged).
Let's hope she is not confused enough to do that kind of horrible stuff.
>>32376>hey jen, my landlord is fumigating the building because of the cockroaches again and I cannot really afford a hotel right now, could I maybe…?<Oh, that would be so great to have you over for a week, we could do so many fun things! But, the my little pony farm, fake tree arboretum and plush storage rooms are all full, no room left, sorry. and cannot offer you the studio, I have to… work on… the ramble! really sorry, maybe next time. No.32378
>>32377Yeah I'm also worried that Bailey's going to make some terrible choices now, like getting more serious with her shitty ex or coming here to read the mean comments about her, stuff like that.
At least her living situation is less of an issue, she lives with that Negaoryx chick now right? Hopefully since she's renting with friends they won't be total cunts to her now that she's unemployed!
No.32379
i don't really see the problem. people work a job so that they can have their own place so that they can have sex (and later so they can start their own family). neither of this site's girls is doing either of those things so just like… live with your parents. "but muh LA lifestyle" 'lifestyle' is just a bunch of pretext around who you have sex with. you're not going for it you don't need the lifestyle
No.32380
>>32379thanks, Dr. Peterson. I see you have once again enlightened us by breaking down complex modern sensibilities to the most functional and logical terms. because that is what we are. functional and logical.
No.32381
>>32367Damn, that's gonna ruin her Halloween fun… they really seemed to be using her quite a bit over there, must've been a seniority thing.
I wonder what her rate would be to become my consultant in acquiring a Jenny gf? I know she knows what Jenny likes!
>>32376I feel like Jenny would even more oblivious and be talking Pokemon or something, completely ignoring Bailey and her not so subtle cries for help.
No.32382
Bailey could make a killing working in a club, she could wear a little skirt and find some rich Italian to marry
No.32383
>>32377>is she back together with that Mike guy now?Yeah, she's been back with him for like weeks now. Maybe this time they'll stay together and he'll keep her from spiraling too hard. It didn't work out as a real relationship the last how many times, but who knows? Maybe they can live together and he'll put a ring on her finger.
No.32384
looks like Karl Jobs is losing the case against billy mitchell, or at the very least, is going to be stuck with a 600,000 bill.
I hope this helps clear jennys head of all these pestering thoughts about getting into a lawsuit with Evermore or the Church or anyone else.
No.32385
Wow, Jenny got her ramble out before the end of the month… good girl!
No.32388
Bailey's Patreon monthly total has more than doubled since yesterday. Hope she doesn’t get cocky.
No.32389
>>32388Well it's not Jenny money so she can't go too crazy with it but it is enough that she's not going to have to sell feet pics to afford cat food.
though going by her twitter posts she's mostly blowing it on alcohol now No.32390
>>32387Oh good she mentions the FNAF video and how it's no longer forthcoming cause she lost the point while going down rabbit holes. Goddammit Jenny this was just supposed to be a quick fun video!
No.32391
>>32387Thanks! That was a really cute video. I think Jenny was more afraid of water and getting hurt all alone in the dark than the animatronics though.
Her reactions are always so entertaining, makes me long for that brief period on history when she streamed…
No.32393
>>32392Man… can we see it with just the dress?
GAH DAMN! No.32394
>>32392Now just imagine how hot it would have been without the Mormon sisterwife top under the cute dress!
No.32396
>>32393>Man… can we see it with just the dress?If any of the talented AI art anons feel like helping us out here that would be real fuckin sweet. Wouldn't even be porn, just very heckin sexy!
No.32397
started new ramble - Jenny wearing Spyro or a pokemon guy? Don’t know that creature
No.32398
>>32397>Don’t know that creatureKeep watching, she'll tell you
No.32399
>>32390i have a fnaf rabbit hole for her, its called FANDROID lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsailYL36bc No.32401
>>32395at the risk of sounding autistic, shuppet's head spike is cut off differently in all three of their dresses.
>>32400controversial opinion but goddamn they all look great in it. they need a group photo wearing them at the same time.
No.32402
>>32400>>32401Controversial opinion: that's a rare pic of Jenny kinda getting a little mogged. It amuses me to think that they keep handing that top between themselves and friends.
No.32404
To get off of Jenny's fat, succulent jugs for a second (just typing that out sounds wrong to me), I think she might actually like the new Star Wars Skeleton Crew show because it has the two things she likes to complain are missing; friendships and light adventures.
The "Suburban Star Wars" aesthetic is a bit strange and child actors are always tough to watch "act", but ripping off Stranger Things is a better idea than Disney coming up with own.
>>32402There's always a bigger fish…
No.32405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PHM6Oi3CO8this is the one jenny went nuts over, its like her top 10 popular tweets. i wonder if she will have a comment on it
No.32412
>>32392We were so focused on the halloween selfie, did anyone look at the rest of the pics she posted? Shocked that she was brave enough to post a pic of her house, not that any of us would try and track it down but she's usually way more careful about that
Bigger question however is, who was that pizza for? Jenny's a vegetarian, who was eating the pepperoni?
No.32413
>>32412>post a pic of her houseJenny's place is at least two stories tall, so that can't be hers… also, she would never,
EVER post a pic of her house. Never!
>who was that pizza for?I bet the one next to it is cheese only. Even the pepperoni grease would probably be enough to make her ill.
No.32414
>>32412she isnt strict, so she probably pulls the 'ronies off and flicks them onto baily's half.
No.32415
I think it's a specific kind of guy who gets attracted to Jenny so it's funny to think of people who'd known her, like male staff members at Disney park who aren't that type, and will have now at some point seen her in their youtube recs like "oh! i know her, it's that ugly girl from work" and when they found out she has a mob of dedicated parasexual relationers (?) parasocial lusters? who think she's babely… they msut be scratching their head lmao
No.32418
>>32415>it's that ugly girl from work"i never understood people thinking shes ugly, then again, i wouldnt look twice at any of the emmas, i guess its one of those things.
No.32419
>>32418her presentation has improved dramatically and she's got good at obscuring/distracting from her more unfortunate features. Did you even notice she has gummy smile? Probly not. She's not actually ugly, like say bailey, she just has an undeniably goofy face structure. Look at her high school era stuff. Objectively, there are social tiers at any school that she would have been denied from
No.32420
>>32419>Look at her high school era stuff. i think thats peak jenny
No.32421
>>32417Only since she "accidently" "walked into" "a door".
No.32423
Classy of Jenny to refrain from endorsing either candidate, her influence would tip the scales too much
No.32424
>>32415>that ugly girl from work>mob of dedicated parasexual relationers (?) parasocial lusters? who think she's babelyShe magically babe-licious! She's a fox! In France she would be known as "Le Renard" and be hunted with only her cuteness to protect her.
>>32417Woah, one of Bailey's parents post here!
>>32423I was just about to ask what the odds were of Jenny posting a political tweet today.
No.32425
>>32423Bailey desperately trying to call Jenny to make sure she voted, meanwhile Jenny's busy playing with toys. Meanwhile, Sky up and voting for Trump because lulz
No.32428
>>32427>flipped red Did it flip? Isn't Orange County the most Republican county in California? I heard it had more Republicans than all of Iowa
No.32430
>>32429These pics are a godsend. its actually rewarding to come to the site now instead of just seeing the same "it's 9 days till the end of the month, will jenny be able release the ramble on time this time?"
They're fake but everything is fake. "Jenny" is already a kind of fantasy
No.32431
>>32429Where does one go about getting some Andmparain? What is that, French?
No.32432
>>32429thumbnail looks realistic
somethings fishy in california, theyre counting votes at a snails pace
every state but 3 are at 99% completion, cali is still 55%
No.32433
>>32430They look like garbage
No.32435
>>32434Meanwhile, genuine Jennies are rarer and rarer.
No.32437
>>32434Where they getting posted?
>>32435I think Jenny's sense of cute is too discerning now, so we only get a handful of pics per year directly from her that meet those new, higher "cute" standards.
No.32438
Jenny is probably lying about her age significantly which means she’ll be more than old enough to run in 2028. I can’t wait to vote for her.
No.32439
>>32437They are posted nowhere but are easy to make.
No.32441
>>32440I like these but now that it has this 'down' (font-on selfies and portraits with neutral/portrait posed expression), naturally I crave 'more and different'.
If crying is beyond it, maybe like something a little less ambitious - partial profile angle? SMUG expression? DUMBASS confused expression? Gestures?
No.32442
>>32441jenny needs to upload more hd images of herself
No.32443
>>32442Since we currently have AI that can make a kissing-video from a still image, it stands to reason that even a single pair of images, side profile and front on pic could now be satisfactorily interpolated to show any angle
No.32445
>>32443Speaking of, did anyone do a Jenny and Bailey kissing one yet?
No.32446
Make jenny a mouse
No.32448
>>32447Meanwhile, Bailey is still unemployed and looking for work, while Mike still hasn't manned up and married her.
No.32449
>>32448Good! That means I still have a shot!
No.32454
>>32451jenny said something about it like a year ago, i forget what though.
>>32453if i made her a hat like that would she wear it?
No.32456
>>32453MOMMY MOUSIE
Make Jenny make a pic like this
No.32457
>>32456We've seen some weird AI Jenny but nothing would look more unnatural than a Jenny doing a sexy face. She doesn't know how, it's not something she understands on any level
No.32459
I went to check on how much those retards got the new Evermore video. 1,489 votes in first place. "Review of Tiana’s Bayou Adventure (the new replacement of Splash Mountain)" is in second with 1,075, and "Jenny's favorite Cult Classic & forgotten Disney films" is in third with 976. Awful.
>>32458Mike is such a sack of shit.
No.32460
>>32459I swear her Twitter-idiot fans do this to just stroke her ego. Hardly anybody watches these things, and the people who say they do basically do it to housework or to fall asleep to. She has long since stopped being entertaining.
No.32461
>>32456Very hard to prompt for, I would need to install a couple of tools to really dial it in (always a delicate balance with Comfy).
>>32457>nothing would look more unnatural than a Jenny doing a sexy faceThe ironic shielding is going to be near insurmountable to overcome, but I'm already jealous of first guy who gets through.
>>32459>Evermore video. 1,489 votes in first placeWhat am I missing with Evermore here? Nothing there is interesting enough to spend six or seven hours in total talking about it. To me, it's just some guy that dreamed big about creating a theme park and failed. Did I miss something somewhere where he was an interesting person outside of his theme park failure or that his boring half-park had any potential worth discussing?
I don't get it…
>>32458Has she tried not being sad? It's not that hard Bailes!
No.32462
>>32460If I was her manager, I'd have her take the top three options she personally liked best and make videos on the main channel for them.
No.32463
>>32461Maybe
>>32457 was right but the first one is tantalizingly close - I definitely see some 'want' in her eyes
No.32464
>>32461>dreamed big about creating a theme park and failedI think it's become overlooked - or at least by me since I don't watch any of her shit any more - that this an essential factor in her original appeal was her negativity. Her bullying, shadenfreud and delighting in failure. This was the same as why people liked plinkett, riffing on, mocking, dunking roasting etc. But jenny was meek and put her barbs inside tricky words that you had to double-take that she was being nasty. That was her gimmick at the start. So even though she grew her fanbase to include thumbsucking dumb 'nice' dorks who like soothing burbled nothings, the nastiness is her old audience's crack and probably still a big appeal to her fag audience too (sassy/cattiness)