No.34781
>>34776She's definitely weird about money. $200 seems to be her limit on most things, but she has also no problem paying to drag a crowd of people around the world with her (which probably costs her tens of thousand extra per trip).
>>34777>male "friend" is that Jenny references in the videoIs this the boyfriend reveal? It always starts with a casual mention in a video for YouTubers.
No.34782
>>34772Damn bro, did you you feed her to AI only to make her 1% sluttier? Seems like you could have gone further!
No.34783
>>34777It's Max. It's totally Max. Right as Jenny's eggs are on the brink of death, she's taken him back. The dream team lives again.
No.34784
>>34782Sir, this is a Disney porno.
>>34783>Right as Jenny's eggs are on the brink of deathThis is too dramatic! She's still in her "EARLY" thirties!
No.34787
>>34784>"EARLY" thirties!It's so over bro. It's never been more over. Jenny's last chance is Max, she'll never get anyone better.
No.34789
Doja Cat is cohosting Tonight Show. Why didn’t they ask real stars like Jenny to cohost with Jimmy?
No.34791
>>34789Jenny's last video was like two years ago.
No.34793
>>34792Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
No.34795
You know, I thought we'd get a lot of cute pics of Jenny geeking out taking the Shinkansen to Osaka, being a dork at the World's Fair and a bunch photos at the Disney/Universal parks… but all we got are rushed images of a ride breakdown and Jaws. What a fucking rip. Your fans paid for all that, Jen. Reward them with pics of the fun you're having at least! That ain't much work.
>>34787Max had his chance. Jenny doesn't want anything to do with his industry or can be impressed by his wealth anymore. His battle would as uphill as anyone else's now.
No.34797
Went from coming here once a week to once a month and holy fuck, Jenny still hasn't posted another video?
Can't believe she's still pulling a million views a month, that many people really playing her videos to sooth them to sleep every night?
No.34798
>>34797I don't blame you. Being a Jenny fan is some dismal shit. Bailey makes stuff, Sky makes stuff, Jenny tweets and does the bare minimum for Patreon. She went to a Pokemon thing the other month but only put up a seven minute video about it, on her second channel. Jenny "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Nicholson promised shorter videos on her main channel. Never happened. Barbie video? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. She's old and barren. Bailey is where it's at.
No.34799
>>34798>Bailey is where it's atI thought nobody was even watching her streams anymore?
No.34802
>>34799Watching Bailey streams will be made mandatory. The authorities will be around to enforce it.
No.34805
Capybaras are notable for eating their own feces in the morning. That's when their poo is protein rich from the high number of microbes digesting the previous day's meals.
No.34809
>>34804Okay I'll admit that's adorable.
>>34805Okay now that's awful.
>>34807Okay now that's super adorable.
No.34811
Max probably had his balls in her mouth 20 minutes later :(
No.34813
>>34811He's earned it.
>>34812>two minutes in and they're talking shit on tranniesJenny's gonna
seethe. No.34814
Oh man, it just gets more bloodthirsty from there.
No.34815
People should be nicer to Jenny, she is the People's Princess!
No.34816
>>34815Tease Jenny, bully Jenny, point out Jenny's lies. Ask Jenny why she doesn't make content anymore despite the reason she gave for making Patreon was to help fund new videos.
No.34817
>>34812>they never let Jenny finish making a point before "analyzing" what she "said"This is a really irritating way to discuss something. Who likes this shit?
>>34816The thing is; she WANTS to make content and really wishes she could put out all kinds of stuff, but she can't anymore. She's just not ready to admit that the entire act of creating something, anything, is no longer enjoyable for her. Because where does she go from that point, is there a goal? Why does she even want to remain in the public eye?
I don't think she's ever said what
she gets out of all this. At least nothing springs to mind.
No.34818
>>34817I'd think the answer would simply be attention. Maybe at one point it was about the love of the craft back during the Friendship is Witchcraft stuff, then it mutated into attention, then Ellis fucked her brain up, not it's all coping she's almost forty by going on endless vacations.
No.34823
>>34822That tweet made me laugh. In the five or six years it would take her to do that, it'll all be settled, the ride will probably be torn down and it'll be like complaining about an early death in one of the Disney parks. Everyone will have long-since moved on… except Jenny, who does not interact with linear time for some reason.
No.34829
>>34828Wait who is her new girlfriend? Did she break up with Kate?
No.34832
>>34831Whoever this is, I instantly dislike him and his manchild ways.
No.34833
>>34830>That's one of Jenny's old, possibly pre-fame, friends; Mariah. Also looks like a some of her college friends joined her as well is jen lonely?
No.34834
>>34833Too bad she's waited this long to do anything about it. Not many men want to get with a woman in her 40's.
No.34836
>>34835Oh god, we're all old as shit here aren't we? There's no way there's anybody under 35 using this place.
No.34838
Finally watched the second half of the ramble (split it up to enjoy it longer). Just three points:
First, Warner Bros phone ordering seems intimidating to Millenials and later generations and as a Millenial I hate doing it now, but that was so normal back in the days before the internet and where catalog ordering, food ordering, anything really went over the phone. And she knows that!
Second, when she is talking about Teddy Ruxpin worm decision paralysis, is she really talking about boys? (Or romantic partner in general?) Something always feeling off, price being too high, waiting for the just right one to turn up in just the right moment… that sounds like a woman of a certain age range explaining to her married friends while she is still single.
Thirdly, maybe connected to 2:
She likes the Gusher's banana
Calls herself a Gusher's adult
Gushers make a huge mess, sticky goo inside
Am I too horny today or is she splashing in a lot of innuendo here? Especially since she is not pointing out how it might sound, which makes me even more suspicious.
No.34839
>>34835>completely dark photos, one blurry and one where most of her face is obscured>she still looks great to me!hehe i see what you did there
No.34842
>>34840Hey man, you may be Leo DiCaprio but 20 year olds aren't lining up to date my old ass. Jenny will always be a PYT to me!
No.34843
>>34836I mean, imageboards are pretty esoteric, a remnant of the pre-iPhone internet. It's safe to reason anyone still using them would be "old".
>>34838Everyone knows why Jenny is single…
No.34847
>>34845i heard there was an earthquake in asia this week and now we know the cause seeing how she's been stomping around there with her new size
No.34848
>>34836I'm a 22-year-old femanon who lurks here for the ramble links, but I am definitely the exception
No.34849
>Jenny saying everyone is STILL being mean to her on XDo you have to be signed in to see those? I swear I didn't see one post that was mad at her for the evac pics. The only "mean" tweets I seen were the ones from the coaster nerds (but she picked that fight herself).
>>34845Cute dress!
No.34852
>>34848>>34850Even Sky must be late 20s at least?
Unrelated question, what is Sky doing for a living? Is she surviving as a full time streamer? And maybe getting subsidized my the parents?
No.34853
>>34852I was just having a laff but he's not that much older. Two year head start
in more ways than one, amirite No.34854
>>34852>Even Sky must be late 20s at least? closer to 40, i dont follow non jenny news but probably a combination of parents/boyfriend/jenny. the nicholson family seems to have always had a petty fortune, even before the father's career they had more money than average.
No.34855
im 37 and i wanna plow jenny
No.34856
This place is so dead…no one cares about Jenny anymore and she doesn’t even realize it yet. This is what she gets for never hanging out with us and abandoning her biggest fans
No.34857
>>34856nooooo this place can't die i don't wanna stop talking to all my friends :)
No.34858
>>34856I hate to doompost, but yeah, it's been said before that we're at the tail end of Jenny's career. Whether we deserved her attention or not (we totally do fuck Reddit
WE'RE BETTER FANS THAN THEY'LL EVER BE) it's just winding down too much. And frankly, it's her fault for being such a lazy sell-out.
>>34857Don't worry, we'll just transition into a Bailey/Sky imageboard.
No.34860
>>34859I still think our crack team of ai specialists need to work towards a completely generated ai Jenny that will make videos for us.
No.34861
>>34858>>34859Maybe there needs to be a contest. A "Impound's Next Best Jenny" thread were candidates can be presented. Jenny turns from a name to a title then that can be claimed by a superior contender.
No.34863
>>34862lmao okay, which one of you made this
No.34864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wIKTOE02M0j..jenny.. how do you explain this??
>>34862only watched 30 sec. but its not bad
>>34856yes/no
the posting has slowed but jennys big enough that theres always going to be something to talk about
No.34865
>>34864>j..jenny.. how do you explain this??Not to be that guy but Jenny's said some odd things over the years about young boys. I don't have any quotes at hand, but there's been a few oddball remarks.
No.34867
>>34865She has a tendency to call young men boys (the Supernatural bros, 1Direction) and I want to say she refers to Phantom Menace Anakin as a "handsome young man" at some point (am I misremembering that?).
The Dear Evan Hanson video feels like she let out all her rage for the movie disappointing her by having an adult star.
But surely she is just joking. That's just her persona! Nothing to see!
No.34868
>>34867Or was that about Buzzy? Anyway, that whole video about "bring me the boy!" would hit differently if FL police released a suspect list with her on it.
No.34869
https://youtu.be/lcovG_Rvlfo?si=k0PUuGsM1yIORc4R"Jenny Nicholson and her low-energy, seemingly low-effort videos quickly became a quiet internet phenomenon. but… why?"
Answer: Fuckable retard
No.34870
>>34855You're 37? That's MUCH too old for our favorite spring chicken. She's barely in her mid 20s!
No.34872
>>34871.. Bailey.. you don't have to be this desperate..
No.34873
>>34856>This place is so deadYou could always create and share your own Jenny fanart. It doesn't necessarily have to be AI content, you could also bust out the crayons and capture her cuteness in colored wax!
>>34866*sigh* If you ask me nice enough Jen, I suppose I could put a baby in you. You're paying though!
>>34871>the image of Bailey's thick pubes sticking out around her underwearThanks, I just threw up all over myself…
No.34874
>>34872Don't be so oppressive! If Bailey wants to be desperate, let her be desperate!
No.34875
>>34869OK but do we get a shout out in the video?
No.34878
>>34877Who puts three fridges in the shower instead of the kitchen?
No.34879
>>34871Any bailey enthusiasts already knew this. You can just *feel* it from watching her
No.34880
>>34875No! It's crazy, she had a section about scandals & controversies about Jenny and instead of consulting our very good Wiki on that she just quoted some Reddit bullshit!
No.34881
>>34880Damn you, Reddit! Damn you to hell!
No.34883
Does Sarah Z intimidate anyone else? Something about her vibe. I'd get along much better with bailey…
No.34884
>>34883Hi Jenny. Stop being a loser and collab with Sarah already. Your career is basically dead but it doesn't have to be. You still have time to have friends before you die alone in your apartment surrounded by plushies.
No.34885
>>34884Shut up, Sarah. Why would Jenny hitch her wagon to that particular heffer? Nothing wrong with her curves, but she is as hollow as a news anchor while reading her editor's overlong rants. And before long she will become a younger Ellis: spawn offspring and disappear behind the camera.
Jenny either needs to settle for Bailey already OR, if I had to cast an on screen partner, I would look for someone to complement Jenny. Jenny is either happy energized or low energy snark. So her counterpart should be either a hyperactive, always positive character (I don't know anyone like that because I could not watch it for more than a minute) which would put Jenny in eternal crotchety old woman mode where she can talk about how her young cohost knows nothing.
Or a doomer where Jenny eternally tries to drag her up with her. Maybe like Izzzyzzzyzzzy (or similar, that kiwi chick) or something.
Unrelated note: Whatever happened to Amanda Jedi?
No.34886
>>34885>Whatever happened to Amanda Jedi?Well she seems to have disappeared from social media so we can't see any interactions but she's still churning out movie reviews on a regular basis and seems to be doing well professionally!
No.34887
>>34883I like Sarah Z, but as someone else pointed out a couple months ago, she considers herself to be a slave:
>>34481Sarah is opinionated about pop culture, but the collar shows that she understands that her actual place is on her knees or back, as her owner requires.
So no, I'm not intimidated by the slavegirl just because she knows more about various fandoms than I ever will.
No.34889
>>34888>Creative lead at Open Sauce • Formerly H3 PodcastShit not one person cares about
…But I'll watch it anyway for Jenny.
No.34890
>>34888Jenny is the George RR Martin of Youtube. She'll do literally anything other than finishing the Barbie video!
No.34891
>>34890This'll be her late-stage career move - just go on other peoples shows while they kiss her ass/make fun of how little she does.
No.34892
>>34889>Formerly H3 PodcastDangerously close to Ethan and Destiny/Hassan circles.
>>34890Isn't that the fucking truth.
No.34893
Meanwhile Bailey did a new TTRPG thing at her new job
https://youtu.be/kte67IiMhfE?si=h39AsmJib_pOiUEa No.34894
>>34893>IMMEDIATELY starts with some queer talking about pronounsJesus Christ, Bailey.
No.34895
>>34894Don't be a hateful chudcel, otherwise Bailey will be forced to reprimand you by shoving your grimacing face into her canonically hairy snatch
No.34896
>>34895Oh no, not that, anything but that. I totally wouldn't break her into being the good little yiddish girl desperate for mein ubermensch bratwurst.
No.34897
Do you think she's ever shaved it into a star of David?
No.34898
>>34892>Dangerously close to Ethan and Destiny/Hassan circles.I remember the few months in 21 or 22 when she dipped her toes into twitch circles with people like vaush. im glad it was a short phase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxs4hgeHW1swill jenny freak now?
No.34899
>>34898>will jenny freak now?She was never going to do a meet and greet before, but now she's definitely going to it never ever, ever never. It's gotta be said, though, there's pieces to this. Ignoring that Emiru is an ethot and asking for it, she had a previous security guard that Twitch banned because he did his job too good. Which this dude mentions. What this dude doesn't point out is that she could have fought for him, but instead threw his ass under the bus so she could go to Twitch anyway. She's not a real victim, every step of the way she lined herself up for this to happen. Also, she was with Mizkif. You guys want to shit on Max, but, like, omg, ew. Mizkif. Yikes. Emiru's whole life is basically asking for it.
No.34901
>>34888Do they talk about about anything interesting? I seen Jenny was video calling from 1997 so I threw it on the back burner.
>>34899>but now she's definitely going to it never ever, ever neverThis was a girl that thought she was gonna get kidnapped when a fire alarm went off at VidCon… which is such a crazy thing to imagine happening to you. That is legit paranoia and not a thought a normal person should ever have.
>>34900lol
No.34904
jenny jealous of the emiru
No.34905
>>34904She should be. Emiru's a hot piece of ass. Jenny's wall'd.
No.34906
>>34900Fucking based. I'll vote for this tranny 2028.
No.34907
>>34898video is gone, but short version: someone at twitchcon interrupted a streamer meet and greet and hugged the ethot. then gets chased off by security.
and apparently twitch was just really bad at organizing security at the event, because that dude was not even in line to that event and almost got away because they only chased him off but did not go after him at first.
Jenny's worst nightmare.
>>34903"I am the Nostalgia Inmate, I remember it because there is nothing else to do in solitary. Today's episode: yesterday's food."
>>34900that sounds illegal.
But Lindsay is so entertaining. The Nicholson sisters should just set a schedule to create short videos together once a week or twice a month or so.
The brothers Green had a really good idea with their back and forth videos back in the day.
No.34909
Is that interview she did worth watching?
No.34911
>>34909i'm gonna assume ur talking about lindsay and i would say yeah the hosts mostly talk but lindsay adds a lot to the episode. a good 6/10 but if u get bored its ok to stop cuz it never gets better.
No.34913
>>34910>>34912This country is doomed beyond repair.
No.34914
>>34912Do you want Jenny to get arrested for Indecent Exposure? That's why she doesn't wear heels… it's literally pornographic!
No.34916
>>34911I think he is referring to:
>>34888 No.34918
>>34888Sat down and listened to the interview now.
-Seems like a chill dude, I like the setup, not sure what his unique selling point or area of expertise is. Apparently he was on the H3 podcast which, without being interested enough to google it, I assume is run by the H3H3 guy who is sueing Hassan's orbiters? idk, that is as much as I care about the "randos having opinions that millions of children listen to for some reason"-corner of the internet.
-He has a joke gift for Jenny that he wants to give her next time he sees her in person. I hope that was a joke.
-It is jarring that he is filming in HD and she is in 320p or whatver.
-He reminds me of an Adam Scott character.
-Jenny comes up with a scenario where she would have to release new videos to save her life. Apparently she believes she could do it then.
-Jenny reaffirms her love of eggs.
No.34920
Still at least a week until the next ramble and she’ll probably be too busy trying on sexy Halloween costumes to actually do it so chances are it’ll be late :(
No.34922
>>34918i want to say jen was twitter friends with h3h3 and his wife, i could be wrong, i might be thinking of the game grumps, or both.
No.34923
>>34893I actually tried to give this a watch.
>>34894After this dude, they pan to the table, and who do I see but the Asian bitch sitting next to this tranny. What a line-up. Good lord.
No.34924
>>34920Speaking of, the winner is "Jenny ranks pop culture witches! Y'know, for Halloween!" with 1,097 votes. "Jenny vlogs Knotts Scary Farm" was very close with 1,024, and "Jenny judges halloween animatronics" came in third with 979 votes.
No.34925
>>34924I can live with that. Though it will be "Jenny preempts her answers, then judges witches, then lies about the next video coming this year".
I voted for "Jenny ranks vlogs of scary farm knots", but I might have misread that.
No.34926
Some politician in big trouble for a controversial tattoo. Thank god Jenny never defiled her body with any nasty ink
No.34927
>>34926>Jenny never how do you know?
No.34929
>>34928Single in her 30's with a dying career, she's doing a pretty good job at it herself. Alternatively, Jenny as a Disney villain? I could see it. Bailey would of course be the hero.
No.34930
>>34888I got 12 minutes in and had to stop. This host is insufferable because he routinely tries to out-deadpan joke Jenny and it's just really awkward. He's not charismatic at all.
No.34932
>>34930sounds like every interview shes done, can only think of one good one
idk where she finds these people
No.34935
>>34931>Bailey is a heroNo, Bailey will always be a side character. The Iago to Jenfar.
The Goonette to Malifijent.
La Fou to Jenton.
No.34937
>>34931Truly, Bailey has a heart of gold while Jenny is just a blackhearted bully!
>>34935But yeah, Bailey definitely has to have a humiliation kink. Bound and degraded.
No.34945
>>34939thats retarded
"its a put up or shut up moment, this is what the father's been talking about"
no it isn't, surviving in the wilderness is like the polar opposite of the real world. to prove he can survive in the real world would require like, shopping for, buying, and paying for insurance on your own or something
No.34947
>>34946>>34937It's the humiliation kink coming through…
No.34948
>>34945>>34939I don't like the creep, but I have to admit it is a good pitch. In the hands of a good director that could be an interesting movie.
No.34951
>>34924>Jenny ranks pop culture witches! Y'know, for Halloween!Could be great depending on the cuteness of her witch costume.
>>34927Didn't Jenny say she cried when getting her COVID shot? How would she survive a tattoo session?
>>34946We seriously need a compilation of their back and forth jabs. Some of them were hilarious.
No.34953
>>34952Over the line! Mods! Mods help!
No.34955
>>34924We need it in time for Halloween. You can do it, Jenny!
No.34957
>>34951wish it was a real pic
>>34956the first half is probably true, the second half probably not
No.34958
Almost 40 and still PRETTY as fuck! :)
No.34960
>>34959Don't know what you're talking about, she's as smoochable as ever!
No.34962
Where's ramble? WHERE'S BUZZY?
No.34963
>>34962lol i dunno where's the barbie video? where's the shorter videos she promised for her channel? where's all the patreon money going?
No.34964
Patreon chads, did jenny upload her halloween ramble yet??
No.34968
>>34967She sure kept us waiting. That's no treat, it was a trick!
No.34969
>>34967>walkable city
>I've been to salemif you know you know
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9uUdtRUnMok cutting it off here, may or may not watch the rest tomorrow, its not fun to to see halloween stuff outside of halloween.
she should have released it yesterday or the day before
No.34970
>>34967That was a fun ramble. A lot of witches in there I never would've thought of or considered. That ring on her finger though was a real jump scare… don't do that kind of stuff to me, Jen. My heart can't take much of that!
On a more somber note, she's now literally one set back from quitting, which is a bummer. The internet will definitely become much less cuter without her on it. If she does finish that video in November (she first mentioned doing that video in July of last year IIRC), I think that's gonna be it.
Trying to work is wearing her down big time and she doesn't seem to like the process at all anymore. Stepping away from Patreon would free her from that last bit of video work and there'd be no reason for her to come back once her mental starts to recover (she never even needed all that money to begin with anyway).
If Jenny truly wants a spot to rant and get things of her chest in a "public" way, might I suggest posting here? I'd absolutely love to hear her genuine thoughts on where her career is and what's on her mind about the future. Doing that in a Patreon video seems very "final" and a somewhat bleak ending to her YouTube career, despite them being the paying customers that would be most immediately affected. Give us a try, Jen… we're all ears.
No.34971
>>34970>lies about making videos>lies about using patreon so she can afford to make videos>lies about returning to make shorter videos like the old days <hurr why are people so mean
>might I suggest posting here?lol
lmao
No.34972
>>34970First of all: when I see her in that outfit, I am immediately charmed
But also, if you ignore the whining and bitching, I think it has been stated often enough that she should reflect on her situation, which is obviously not making her happy, and rearrange stuff so that it becomes sustainable.
Maybe that means reorganizing the process and outsourcing some steps or getting a writing partner, maybe it means changing the target to one reasonably big essay a year, short videos to get out stuff that she cares about in the moment (maybe in lieu of some rambles).
Before she burns herself out with work and mental stress that do not translate to productivity, she should take a breather and come up with a new plan.
We don't want you burned out like a busy witch, Jenny!
No.34973
>>34967Jafar counts but fucking Maleficent doesn't? She's literally green you fucking retard.
No.34974
>>34970>wall of whiningwhat actually is she pretending to be upset about? (given the real problem is that this is a ridiculous life path and making elaborate videos about trivial shit is a top funny idea when you're a tumblr teen but not actually amusing or enjoyable when you're an adult and made it your actual job that you have to pretend you have some kind of responsibility toward in order to drag yourself through the motions of LMAO)
No.34975
>>34973Imagine being almost 40 and not knowing what a witch is.
No.34976
>>34970Translation:
<People are upset that I lied about making content and I'm starting to feel bad, but instead of proving them wrong I'm just going to play the victim. <i refuse to admit i'm in the wrong<i'm tired of doing work and would quit patreon but i rely on it too much for all the vacations i take using the money that was supposed to go into me making more videos<i'd e-beg more but the fans that criticize me worries me that not all of my fans are total retards so instead i have to sprinkle on the delusion that i'm a poor little quirky victim No.34977
The end of the video, and Jenny says she has "nothing going on" in November. Not even seeing her parents/family for Thanksgiving.
>still making the movie review>it's a spooky movie that she intended to have the review out before halloween but was too busy vacationing to do<i'd release a preview but then everybody would blow up my spot spoiling the movie for themselves, making my video pointless<people who watch the preview will project a conclusion onto my video that isn't the actual conclusionJenny, nobody gives a shit. The sun doesn't wait for you to wake up for your takes, just making the fucking video.
<i'm going to halloween horror nights dressed as freddy fazbear but of course i won't make a video about it>>34970>>34976Trying to be a Jenny fan is so exhaustingly annoying. It's this constant stream of excuses and missed opportunities and watching some middle-aged woman lost in the plot that is her life.
No.34978
>>34970jenny sure takes the fun out of being mean. i'm sure she isnt even talking about us though
No.34979
That note is worrying since she’s reaching the age where a lot of dormant psychological problems can become very debilitating, her “mean fans” could be schizophrenia
No.34980
>>34972>outsourcing some stepsI don't think Jenny's paranoia will let anyone in to help her, unfortunately. She really only needs an editor to rough out the video out so she can later come in and punch up the timing, but handing over her footage is probably a step way too far. She didn't even like that happening on Millennial Falcon.
>>34978>i'm sure she isnt even talking about us thoughI don't think anyone knows who she's talking about… she always says that "everyone" hates her.
No.34981
>>34978>>34979i think she just name searches and any single snark result sends her imagination spinning that this is what everyone is saying behind her back. >Jenny voice: OH nooo000 they're laughing at me not with me
that is how anxiet(ism) works
No.34983
>>34982Wow what a beautiful 21 year old spring chicken!
No.34984
>>34982That is a movie accurate outfit, but Bailey is making it more couth by wearing a pantyhose under it. Because she is a class act (at least for this selfie, who knows what happened 2 drinks later).
No.34987
>>34982Childhood is liking Jenny. Growing up is wanting to breed Bailey.
>>34986Oh revolting one, make the Barbie video already.
No.34989
>>34980>anyone knows probably still that scp drama from a month ago
No.34990
Somebody's toking up again.
No.34994
>>34993Would fistfight Bailey to touch Jenny's thighs.
No.34995
>>34994Would fistfight Bailey to fistfight Bailey (sexually).
No.34996
>>34970-So, first of all, Vrouw Holle is not a witch. Witches are (human) women who have magic powers, Holle is not human, she is a magic being taking the form of an old woman, but there is nothing witchy about her except living on her own.
-Arguably Baba Yaga is also not human, but she "embraces" a very witchy style. She also uses magic and makes potions, where Vr. Holle bestows blessings.
-Jafar is a wizard.
-Same for The Covenant. Wizards, warlocks, the male witch nomenclature is unclear.
-No mention of the Beastly witch.
But worse… what did she say about Caspar? That his human form was a young dreamboat and she only did not like it because she watched the movie when she was too young. Nothing about him being too young. The actor was 16, she should not describe him as a dreamboat boy or whatever it was! Another mark in the "Jenny talks creepily about boys/young men" column.
No.34997
>>34993i like her costume as the fnaf bear.
is kat a gold fredling?
No.34998
>>34996Her gist was commenting that he was cast to be a 'dreamboat' in the eyes of appropriately-aged little girls of the time, and that at the time Jenny was either too young or too autistic and didn't see the appeal like other girls did.
You could say the same about Justin Bieber's style and marketing at the time to teenyboppers. This isn't bad like her young anakin comments…
No.34999
Election Day question - do you think Jenny has ever voted even once in her life?
No.35001
>This isn't bad like her young anakin comments…It is not as bad, but still sus.
Unrelated note: I saw on imdb that the kid grew up to be Stan in the Eminem video. Random.
>>34999How do "real" celebrities vote? Jenny is not going to stand in a line full of potential stalkers and kidnappers. She generally won't suffer through standing in a line for more than 15 minutes if the line does not end in a theme park ride.
Is it easy to get mail-in-ballots? She would do that.
No.35003
>>35002When the patreon money runs out and she needs to start an OnlyFans. Not for free, buster!
No.35004
>>35003just a reminder that's never going to happen. the LA apartment, the vacations, the gucci bags, the rooms full of toys - never needed a cent from patreon for any of it. Rich for life from daddy. Not to mention, since neither her nor her brother is will ever have kids, a san ramon house, boats, farmland, a massive investment portfolio etc will all be inherited entirely too, in just a few years
No.35005
>>35004>Rich for life from daddy.Who, by the way, she won't even be visiting for Thanksgiving.
No.35007
>>35006She's high again.
>she watched a reviewer who got something for free>the reviewer gave it a positive review but not got a quote on how affordable it would be for the common prole>jenny tried to get in on that but was told to fuck off because she's not anywhere near as famous and can't be trusted to shill No.35008
>>35007she says 'it cannot be purchased'. that's different to it cannot be given to her
No.35009
>>35007>>35008>can't be trusted to shillOnce again, Jenny's unwavering integrity as a consumer advocate stops her from being pampered by marketing ghouls.
No.35010
>>35009>unwavering integrityWhat universe are you typing this from?
No.35011
What’s everyone’s favorite Jenny video? I need to remember why I fell in love :(
No.35012
>>35009Beauty. Grace. Intelligence. Integrity. Cute as a button! She's quite literally perfect!
>>35011Main channel? A tie between "The Halloween Costumes Nobody Wanted" and "How to Make Up Star Wars Names." They're simple, fun and cute. Patreon? "Make a Halloween Costume." One of the few
actual rambles where she rambles about life and what she's up to. We'll never get something like that ever again.
No.35013
>>35011The last video of hers I really liked, I think, was the Flintstones amusement park she went to.
No.35017
>>35011In terms of the older ones, The Applejack Problem or Why Does Creepypasta Suck.
Never watched MLP, but I liked her talking about it and coming up with her own version etc. And I don't know anything about creepypasta, but I liked her being snarky about how bad it all is.
Escape from tomorrow is a dumb exercise in mysery is her first video over 45 minutes and I have half listened to it a hundred times. She really does not like the movie, the movie sounds bad, but she is getting really into it.
And Trigger Warning and Jeff the Killer I also listened to dozens of times. Bad book readings are such easy content, she could churn out a few of those per year with little effort and still entertain me greatly.
BUT I have to say the best video overall is probably TVD for me. It was probably the beginning of the end because the scope was so big that it overwhelmed her and she felt like everything must be that big, but for a franchise I only knew the name of it was fantastically entertaining, just thorough enough look at the whole IP with the story of the books, the video game, and the random DVD ad sprinkled in, just overall perfectly put together.
No.35020
>>35019Loved your games growing up Ken. I'd also like to stick my dick in your daughter - the real one, not that sea scout troon creep.
No.35023
>>35011The ones that got away. ZSJL, the Saw movies, FNaF, Star Wars Land part 2, the book sequel…
No.35025
>>35024wow, five years since the shoe drop that jenny is unfunny
No.35026
>>35025China Beach is not funny but really what killed my admiration for her humor is that she pinned it. With room to reflect and cool off from the inspiration, she retains the impression that it's super awesomely funny how she 'effortposted' it.
Her actual own sense humor when she doesn't have some guy behind the scenes is revealed to be the humor of Pam Beezley. Same as any old frumpy accountant giggling to herself at her quirky idea she thinks is so outrageous but it's actually the most lame, tame grandma thing. Meghan Markle's humor.
No.35027
>>35024I am going to admit I liked that joke. It was a fun running gag for the TVD video and a nice little extra for twitter.
But yeah, not 5 years funny.
No.35028
>>35024To think, Jenny used to make content.. so many years ago..
No.35029
>>35027>the jokewait, what is the joke? maybe china beach went over my head because i didn't watch enough of tvd video? I watched some, and I thought it's just some ad that played a lot in between vampire diaries and to be random she narrated the whole ad for twitter. BUT is it actually a punchline, like, in the rest of tvd she makes callbacks to china beach and it becomes a joke how unnecessary it is to mention china beach, it becomes gratuitous, so narrating the whole thing deadpan is the culimination callback of an established setup? ie it's actually a joke?
No.35031
>>35029It is a classic running gag. She mentions that this ad would play all the time during her binge experience because the streaming serv ce ran always the same few ads. That is the setup. Then she talks a fe minutes later about weird editing where a dramatic death immediately cuts to a scene with weird music choice. But how the experience binging it on the stream is different.
And then the gag is set up and every now and then she cuts from "dramatic" scenes from the show that were supposed to be an impactful cliffhanger to the beginning of that ad. Textbook comedy.
No.35032
>>35031i don't quite see how her narrating it with her own voice is a comedic follow through from that setup. i'm leaning back to thinking i was right the first time
No.35033
>>35032by bringing this foreign topic back throughout the video, it becomes its own character in the review. and so it deserves a short bow at the end.
like a comic relief character that pops up multiple times during a movie that gets a short mid-credit scene. it is not a joke in itself, but it absolutely rounds out the TVD video experience.
I will die on this hill (because I have nothing else going on).
No.35034
>>35033Jenny showing off the tit.
No.35035
>>35033Okay i guess have to actually sit through her shit if i'm going to comment on whether it coheres. fuckkkk.
For now I retract the claim that she's Pam Beezley. Its still an annoying self absorbed thing to voice-over the ad, but that's a different issue
No.35036
>>35035You are dumb and an idiot
No.35037
>>35036Calm down, Jenny. Release the Barbie video already.
No.35038
Does Jenny have any panty slips or upskirt shots?
No.35039
>>35038Of course not you fool! No one in the history of the internet has been more careful about that! The one time a ramble showed a bit extra leg she banned anyone who pointed it out, deleted the video and revealed she was wearing shorts anyway. It's also been pointed out that a lot of her cute little skirts are actually skorts so sorry buddy, you're SOL
No.35041
>>35040You would have seen more leg if she was just sitting there in shorts!
No.35042
>>35041The world isn't ready for the raw sexual energy of her thighs!
No.35043
>>35038theres a legend about cutting room floor footage of millenial falcon. this is because there were certain shots where the camera switched angles right before she bends over or shifts her legs.
most likely theres a mountain of pulsating pussy stiff nipple footage that will never be seen by the public
No.35045
>>35039Do you have a link or a clip where she talks about revealing she had shorts? I love the idea she knows we were trying to get a look at her panties.
No.35046
>>35043>>35040Thank you. Maybe my hope is someone somewhere takes a creepshot of Jenny. I live in the LA area but I don't know what neighborhood she is in.
No.35047
Main upskirt I remember is where she's squatting in a huge birds nest but she is wearing black hose.
No.35048
>>35047I will partly count it if you could make out the panty color through the hose.
No.35049
>>35045I believe it was in the May 22, 2017 Ramble video: Comment-related grievances
No.35050
>>35049Do you have a link or a clip?
No.35051
>>35047I don't remember that. Is that in Flintstoneland?
>>35046Well, we won't tell you. Because if there is ever a creepshot of her, she will lose her shit and go into hiding for good. Maybe move to Japan and live under an assumed name close to their Disneyland.
No.35053
>>35051Not Flintstone land. This was an old photo in either Disney or some theme park. She’s wearing sunglasses and her darker autumn clothing. It was on this site, but I think it got blipped away with time.
No.35054
>>35052You just know Bailey has the unedited footage of Jenny taking off her leggings in the Goosedrunks video they did together!
No.35055
>>35051Why would I move to Japan and live under an assumed name? That is less likely to get me a Jenny creepshot with extra steps.
No.35057
>>35056Thanks for posting this. I played with the lighting and contrast but couldn't see any panties.
No.35058
>>35057Of course you couldn't! If there was a 0.001% chance that you could that picture would never have been posted! When Griff said Jenny was an anal retentive control freak, he wasn't kidding!
>>35054>Jenny taking off her leggings in the Goosedrunks videoThe transition between Jenny saying she wanted to take it off because she was too hot to her immediately hiding under a blanket was one of the saddest moments on Youtube!
No.35059
>>35050>Do you have a link or a clip?Check the library thread? Like c'mon man this whole site is a vast collection of Jenny lore. If you want to know something do some digging instead of sitting there like a baby bird waiting for everything to be dropped in your mouth
>>35046>I live in the LA area but I don't know what neighborhood she is in.She hasn't really hidden her neighborhood but if you don't know we're certainly not going to tell you cause you sound like a weird stalker type and people like that give us all a bad name!
No.35060
>>35056thanks, I saved some of the old threads, but not all.
Still prefer those light cube pics, from a more innocent time.
No.35061
Jenny used to be so hot. A hot little queen bee that made content. Now she's busted and boring.
No.35063
>>35062real csi stuff right here.
No.35065
>>35064A headless Bailey wouldn't be any fun. But I can think of lots of ways to have fun with an armless Bailey.
No.35066
>>35064Why is there two holes? Who made that fake guillotine? A moron?
No.35067
>>35064This picture makes as much sense as Jenny lying about making shorter videos for her Youtube channel.
No.35068
>>35064>>35066>Bailey likes to double fist some leaky holes>Bailey, don't lose your head, I can imagine a good use for it>sorry, had to get that outI am also confused.There is not enough space for 2 sets of shoulders for the condemned. and the holes are too big for arms.
I am sure some business major or highly educated student intern put this together.
No.35069
It's like you hosers have never seen a couple's guillotine before!
No.35071
>>35070Maybe not the right thread for it but I like where your head's at anon
No.35072
>>35064This was at Maggie Mae Fish's Birthday party. So sure it was some kind of sex thing. That woman is very openly a freak.
>>35064 No.35074
Checking in on Patreon, this month's winner is "Jenny talks about her recent trip to Japan" with 1008. Second place is "Jenny spitballs a reboot of the Star Wars Hotel, and then predicts how her visit would go" with 698, and third is "That Low-Budget Horror Movie About Influencers Trapped In a Hype House" with 615.
No.35075
>>35074Easy one for her. Third one might have been fun as well. Second one sounds weak, didn't she already talk about how that place could have been better in the main video? What more is there at this point?
BTW I have an idea for a low budget horror movie starring Jenny, Bailey and Amazzon Kane. Just waiting for a call from a studio.
No.35076
>>35074I'm gonna feel bad for Jenny when she once again comes to the ramble empty-handed, having failed to release her "short" video for yet another month and having to explain herself to her patrons. She's gonna feel so defeated.
No.35077
>>35076Has she considered therapy? Because there is nothing tangible getting in her way. No job, no family, no obligations. The only thing stopping her from cranking out videos all day long is her own mental block. She lives in LA, she should just find a sports psychiatrist who specialize in helping athletes overcome the yips
No.35079
>>35078does anyone know jennys breast size? looks like a A cup imo
No.35080
>>35079That is absolutely not a A cup. But only way to get an accurate measurement is to steal a bra.
No.35081
>>35078>Jenny just wants to do things and not get bullied, why can't people be nicer to her?Jenny needs to acknowledge that she's almost forty with no family, her glory days peaked years ago, and she needs to get her shit together.
No.35082
>>35081Some people have such a hard time imagining that other people have other priorities.
It's not unusual for millenials to not get married and have no children.
And while her output is slow her videos are getting broad attention in addition to the views and her patreon keeps going strong. It's only Jenny stressing herself out that dampens the sunshine for her.
She should bully Bailey more, to make herself feel better.
No.35083
In her last ramble she said she’s got nothing to do this month except hunker down and get to work so I’m sure the new main channel video is coming any day now!!
No.35084
>>35070Khamas footage of Oct 7th?
No.35085
>>35077>Has she considered therapy?Going by past tweets, she sees one and has prescribed meds for whatever mental health issues she has. The cocktail of meds they likely put her on are probably hurting more than helping though…
>>35081>almost forty34 is
NOT "almost 40"!!! How many times do I have to tell you!?
No.35086
>>35085So old. So totally old. So old. It's so over old.
No.35091
New 4 hour defunctland video out today, even he’s more productive
No.35092
>>35079its one of the biggest mysteries on the iceberg for a reason.
I cant find my iceberg file though so take my word for it
No.35095
>>35094I don't expect the ramble before the 29th.
No.35097
>>35096There's usually good topics to vote for, unfortunately 90% of her patreon supporters tend to just want her to rehash topics she's already done to death. I mean it's surprising when you don't see an option for Evermore or the Star Wars hotel to be up for vote.
No.35098
>>35094I'm not seeing a new vote up. Are you fibbing, anon? Are you being a bad car?
No.35100
>>35098>Are you being a bad car?Oh, yeah… one of the baddest. No woman could possibly tame me, especially Jenny! But, she did post them. Try the browser instead of the app.
No.35102
Did Jenny have a bad breakup with the Defunctland guy? She hasn’t promoted his video at all. Kind of mean!
No.35103
>>35102Jenny can only think of herself. Can't keep a man, can't keep friends unless they're Bailey, can barely keep fans around by promising she'll make content again one day.
No.35105
>>35102She's probably seething in boiling rage that this guy has produced several highly informational, genuinely innovative videos while all she can do is blather infront of a video camera. She probably wishes she could make videos like him, but has no intellectual curiosity on how to actually do so (such as producing it properly by getting a team to help in areas she lacks expertise in) and so frets and doomers about the quality of content that would rival Quentinreview's level of effort for a miscellaneous bygone product.
Her envy is why she switched from doing those classical talking babble videos to excursions where she tries to be a pseudo-journalist. She believes it gives her some validation, but less and less will do that Jenny outside of raising kids. All women without kids end up shrill or as zany aunts.
No.35106
>>35104>oneI'm waiting on several, including Barbie, including the mystery movie review she was suppose to have out in October, including the Snyder Cut review, including all of the smaller videos she promised.
No.35107
Monthly checking in before November ends, Jenny still not posting any content and lazy as shit?
Actually impressed she managed to be the first big youtuber to paywall 90% of their content.
See you all next month.
No.35108
>>35100Pics or it didnt happen
No.35109
I missed it when it happened, but theres a popular reddit post about griffin and "the situation"
in fact its the number 1 thing that shows up about him now.
Happy Thanksgiving
No.35110
>>35108I misread. She was just soliciting topics.
>>35109What'd you search for? Because my results only showed that people want to fuck her, like her nose, want to include her persona in rape role-play and post pics of things blocking their view.
No.35111
>>35110>people want to fuck her, like her nose, want to include her persona in rape role-play and post pics of things blocking their view.That sounds distinctly like you *searched reddit*, i think the guy means when you google griffy but can't be sure.
>>35106>Snyder Cut reviewdamn i'd actually watch that and probably enjoy it. some old plinkett style snark for nerds again, something about something that men have heard of. fuckin fuck off with the womens brands topics jenny, dance with the one who brung you
No.35114
>>35110>>35111searched "griffin lewis". i guess its truly over.
No.35115
I hope Jenny had a good Thanksgiving! We’re all grateful for your hard work!
No.35116
>>35115All the hard work to not see her family for Thanksgiving. Wow, what a martyr of entertainment.
No.35119
>>35117What was the announcement? Is he a man again?
No.35121
>>35114All I got in the results was ridiculous Cleveland Browns jerseys featuring the 30 some odd quarterbacks they've in as many years.
>>35115I bet she fell asleep editing her exciting new video after a whole box of wine and a chunk of brie shaped like a little turkey.
>>35117Well… we're waiting…
No.35122
>>35119>>35117>>35121She repaired and modded her broken Dreamcast. So now she can stream Dreamcast titles again. That is all.
No.35123
>>35122>repaired and modded broken Dreamcastugh that total woman thing that women are always doing
No.35124
>>35123What is next? Men dancing? Women working on cars? Unthinkable!
No.35126
She’s getting bullied again :’(
No.35127
>>35126GOOD. Bully Jenny, tease Jenny, remind Jenny of everything she promised!
No.35129
>>35128Why do random nobodies live in her head rent free? Why does she care so much about trolls in the replies?
No.35130
>>35128She did manage to get her ramble out today, so she's still persevering!
>>35129Jenny has always taken criticism very poorly. It's why she pours so much energy into curating who can interact with her (blocking, banning, etc).
No.35131
>>35128This entire board in a nutshell.
No.35132
>>35130need that link brother
No.35137
1:29:20 - Confirmation that Jenny fucks her stuffed animals. Who called boyfriend reveal? You win the $2 prize
No.35139
>>35137She said LIKE a boyfriend, that's different!
Damn, Jenny can't even commit to a body pillow! No.35140
Wow, sat through the entire 3 hour Ramble to learn that she's now saying she can't get to the main channel videos because the Patreon Ramble videos are taking up all her time. Did not see that one coming!
No.35141
>>35133Thanks! Jenny giggling incessantly at Spark was fucking ad*rable as hell! We need her to spend more time doing that kinda stuff instead of all these fictional videos she's always pretending to work on. Just get in front of a camera and "cute", Jen. Time to stop pretending you can do more.
>>35134Looks like I'm gonna get an impromptu lesson on Turkey pronouns from a couple of assholes…
>>35137>>35139Should we be worried that Jenny said "like a boyfriend"? Why would she know what having a boyfriend is like!?
No.35142
>>35134I'll be the one to say it, her sister's kind of attractive. I don't know what it is, I'm as Aryan as the next bad car, but they've got something going on. Not sure about the third mysterious sister.
>>35140Just when you think things couldn't get worse, they just do. No, it's not a surprise, we're obviously in the twilight years, but it's still a massive disappointment compared to the way things could have been.
No.35143
>>35142>sister's kind of attractiveGod's cruellest prank is
putting such a perfect dicksucking mouth on a lesbianWe don't talk about the middle sister…
No.35144
>>3513320 minutes in this is disappointing. its just a disney video, the japan aspect isnt really there.
>>35142big lips and doe eyes
No.35146
Imagine being a nice Japanese family and some autistic American girl is yelling “we’re so close to Mrs Potts!!!!” while you’re trying to have a nice time
No.35147
It was nice to see more of her chunky pale little legs running around. I'll take what I can get I guess.
No.35148
>>35141>picoh i didn't think there'd ever be a cameo from jenny's mom. or whoever's mom this is
No.35151
>>35149All she has to do is make content again and not be such a little drama queen liar and I'll go back to never saying anything bad about her ever again.
No.35152
>>35149>jenny is waiting on our approvali only wish
No.35153
>>35085>Jenny>"G-Guys, I swear I only talk about Genwun Pokémon not because I don't know newer gens, but because- uh- because they just come up more often, okay!">Nicholson>Not oldCaw caw.
No.35154
>>35151My friend in Christ, no one gives a fuck what you want.
No.35155
Ah! Z-Image is now usable now that I've got some Jenny to experiment with.>>35148Her dressing like a nine year old ain't fooling you, huh? Anyway, Jenny is still
YOUNG and CUTE!!! >>35153She doesn't have time to play Pokemon, you dummy… she's got rich lady stuff to attend to! Every. Day.
No.35157
>>35154I care about what he wants
No.35159
>>35158Obscure Christmas specials was good last year, I just rewatched it. Hope she can get that out by the 24th but I’m not holding my breath
No.35160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dk3uSLxMI4vaguely jennylike in appearance
vaguely jennylike in personality
No.35161
>>35160Based and Jennypilled.
No.35163
Rachel Zegler shouting out Defunctland on a red carpet. Zero sexy Latina starlets have ever acknowledged Jenny’s existence.
No.35164
>>35163Why would they, she doesn't do anything anymore. Maybe if she did something she'd deserve recognition. Instead she lies and spends Patreon money on vacations.
No.35167
>>35166I can barely hear a word of it at full volume but considering it's a Skylarky take on age play, that's probably for the best
No.35168
>>35166>>35167What happened to her mic? I'm down for spicy takes but how about a translation for us boomers?
No.35169
https://youtu.be/Jbb2hMrIx7A2016 jenny would do a voiceover on this
No.35174
>>35167>>35168haha sorry the game was so fucking loud i had to turn it down. heres the translation.
Age play you know i had to give that a huge thumbs up. (laughs),(reads) i am turned off by dalobos doing anything that i was demand from pokemon world. and pokemon is sort of a age regressor, (speaks) yeah no i'll definitely give it a thumbs up, its great i think its great, you know i heard on vr chat one time that age play is very good for you. its actually just a great mental heath modality.
No.35175
>>35174>heres the translationI think that makes even less sense than not being able to hear anything…
No.35180
>>35176>>35174>>35166deviant shit nobody cares about award
No.35182
>>35181Pet hair and the smell of cat piss. Hawt.
No.35184
>>35183Face down! Ass up! That's the way she likes to sleep!
No.35185
>>35183She didn't see her family for Thanksgiving, is she not seeing them for Christmas either? What happened? Did her dad remind her that she's a failure as a woman and she had a fit over not being married with children?
No.35186
>>35137>>351331:33:50
Jenny realizes she is really hot
No.35188
>>35187Grok knows it's dealing exclusively with perverts
No.35190
>>35181I refuse to believe Bailey doesn't sleep naked. She's just wearing what she's wearing for the ad.
No.35191
>>35187"jenny takes off her clothes"
I see this alot where the ai includes clones who act instead of the subject
No.35193
>>35187I'm surprised it got the tummy so right cause jenny does not fucking work out
No.35197
>>35193Oh, Bailey!
>>35195Built for BLR (Big Loud Raspberries).
No.35199
>>35195I want to aggressively rub it.
No.35200
>>35199Please don't touch the statues. Park policy.
No.35203
>>35202I can't imagine going to sleep listening to her voice. The entire time I'd be seething about how she hasn't released a video in over a year now.
No.35204
>>35193I keep sending her messages not to skip kegel day.
No.35206
>>35203I do it on a regular basis because I am not a seething retard.
>>35202That is a lot, even for me. That is almost 3 videos per day. I rotate with other sleep videos and on a bad night I need 2 to fall asleep. They must just leave the videos on all night. And nothing else.
Creepy.
No.35211
>>35195I've never seen those europa park pics before. she's looking svelte.
No.35212
>>35210Those people are paying for her ebay plushie addiction, she's not going to scare them off!
No.35213
>>35133Really taking my time with this one, it is fun and easy. Some more observations.
- Given that so many things are "lottery only", she gets into a lot of places. Coincidence? I do not think so.
- She has heard good things about Turkey? Where? From whom? Maybe she just means the pavillion.
- Jellyfish pavilion (from about 2h08) she enjoys playing with those plastic sticks way too much. She has been single for too long.
- All that tactile stuff in the pavillion excites her a lot and they sound like a bachelorette party. Her comments out of context are pure gold.
- Souvenir haul. That "turkey leg bag" with the soft, flesh colored inside… is she playinh with us?
>>35212They can keep paying her, she won't allow them to actually meet her (and live).
Also, unless she shoots them in the wallet, they will take a flesh wound and keep paying. These people are hooked.
No.35216
Oscars moving to YouTube, if they’re smart Jenny will be hosting
No.35217
>>35216She's famous but not that famous. Besides, Disney has probably blacklisted her at this point after her Star Wars hotel video so she has no chance
No.35219
>>35217>She's famousIs she, though? Is she?
Is she? No.35225
>>35223That's her conscience trying to tell her to stop being a lazy liar.
>>35224Plastic surgery should only be for valid medical problems. The last thing women should be doing is doubling down on being LIARS.
No.35226
>>35223Must be hanging with her green guys again.
No.35228
>>35210While she is checking her mail I would be stealing her used panties
No.35229
>>35223Biological clock telling her it's baby time, or is Jenny now irritatingly bored even with sleep?
>>35224Has plastic surgery (chin implants, buccal fat removal, lip filler, etc) ever improved a woman's looks? Shit, even Bailey looked cuter with her original nose.
No.35232
Remember when Jenny made content? Well heck at least the ramble's coming up. "Jenny tries to make it through Hallmark's Christmas in Evergreen series" is in first place with 1,072 votes. The disgustingly awful "Jenny Reviews EVERY WICKED EVER (Book, Musical, Movie, Other Movie)" came in second with 855, and the moderately less shit "Jenny spitballs a theoretical Star Wars Hotel reboot, and predicts how her trip would go" came in third with 746.
No.35233
>>35232She said last month she’d put out the ramble before Christmas if it was a Christmassy topic, so I guess we can expect a nice surprise at 11:59PM on December 24.
No.35235
>>35233I'll believe it when I see it.
No.35236
>>35232>>35233>>35235I am also doubtful, but at least it is a topic I can look forward to.
Of course she will also repeat what she said in the last one: the last ramble and this ramble and the holidays are such a tight timeline and so much extra work that the next video is not before… I don't know, she might say February and move that again later.
Maybe by then it will be "ah shucks, one of the main characters/producer/director has been cancelled, cannot talk about him now, I guess I have to trash that video guys, sorry".
Talking about Hallmark Christmas vibes: Does Emilia Clarke like theme parks? I think I could listen to her talk about bad christmas movies (not her own), bad Star Wars movies (not her own) and creepy pasta for hours if she decided to start a YT channel.
No.35239
>>35238Holy Christmas Tits - Her hair wasn't blocking for a moment. Still no real cleavage on those tissue-stuffed boobs. The red bra with the green top was a festive touch though.
No.35240
>>35239Yet the light seems to be absolutely blasting her face. Does that thing now have a dial?
No.35241
>>35240Ever since she started filming at her desk, she has never been able to get the lighting right.
No.35242
>>35241Bed Jenny is the best Jenny. No angle or shit makeup - just teeth and cheeks and whispery cuteness.
No.35243
>>35238>Jenny getting really fucking sick of explaining herself "in person" at the end of the ramblePoor Jenny… she should make a Christmas wish for her piglets (not dogs!) to stop bugging her for content updates all the damn time.
>>35242Working at her desk has truly been terrible for her output; her bed used to be the "set" where she would go to film, but with it being right where she also writes and edits, I'm sure working on a video seems like so much more "work" now since it's all takes place in that one location.
No.35244
>>35241>>35240>her specifically digitally blurred on top of being blown-out-with-light missing (censored) skin detail… is accidentalHow many times do we have to go over this?
No.35245
>>35242I wonder if she ever got sheets for that thing…
No.35246
>>35245If she only panned the camera down a few inches…
Seems very selfish that the goods are*just* there but she refuses to share the joy with us.
No.35253
>>35252That's obviously from Avatar! She's been posting about wanting that popcorn bucket since they released it. Finally, Jenny gets to have something she wants!
No.35259
>>35254must be her parents house, jenny doesnt have mature decoration taste
No.35260
At some point she should consider skipping a ramble to finish the main video. I think the fear of losing patreon bucks if she skips more than one might motivate her.
No.35261
>i don't like talking about how i'm not doing anything at the end of my rambles because it's proof i'm so god damn lazy
No.35262
>>35261>>35260I had a longer comment that got lost, but my full point was:
Last ramble: no progress because the ramble was so much work.
This ramble: no progress because it had to be done in time.
Instead of using that time she won by being done early, she does.. puzzles.
Now, I understand to take off some time over the holidays to spend time with the family or whatever, but if rambles take so much time that she gets 0 work done on the main video,
>At some point she should consider skipping a ramble to finish the main video. I think the fear of losing patreon bucks if she skips more than one might motivate her. No.35264
>>35263>>35262I would have so much more respect for her if she just announced she was giving up Youtube to solely use Patreon or something. This constant promising and no delivery is amateur-tier.
No.35265
>>35264so like did you guys never have anxious procrastination or what? i used to be like she is, i can see she has the exact same situation. she can't understand why she can't start each day, because she *doesn't know* that she frozen with fear of the work. Having that much fear would be absurd, so she doesn't see it, so she doesn't address it. So instead each day she tries to get her 'mood fixed' enough to start by doing 'fun' things all day, and it never works, but what else can she do? And she knows at 3am for some reason (which is giving up making the fear fade) she'll be able to do half an hour's work before falling asleep.
The point is that since she doesn't know it's just her fear, she thinks there's something 'not flowing' that's like outside her control, and that's why she thinks it's reasonable to make these excuses every month. The things didn't align. The spur didn't arise. It's the state of the world, rather than the effect of a cause which is just her unaddressed fear. She would drop the fear as baseless soon as she knew it was there, but she doesn't know. Can't conceive of it. Probably because of pride
No.35267
>>35265I know what that is like, but Jenny is not a college student anymore. This is her job. And being self-employed and a creative, you have to get a system that helps your flow. And at this point she must have realized that this is not sustainable, feeling months of guilt she needs to escape somehow.
No.35269
>>35265>>35267Let's also not forget, Jenny is nearly 40 years old. Anxiety is cute in your teens and 20's. It gets old in your 30's. 40's? Grow up already. Jenny should be married with at least two kids.
No.35270
>>35267>at this point she must have realizedThe main way people realize is by being as you say out of the student setup into real job where people don't give a shit if you feel like doing the thing today, it needs to be done today. The life she chose is like triply worse than a student's, it's worse even that a graduate student who meets their professor once a month and has to 'motivate themselves' every other day, she is her own professor and the only deadline or judgement of progress is the ones in her own head. She has zero possibility of that bubble burst moment where just seeing the boss in person, just seeing a real person face to face who has a stake in your output, makes things real: "oh, right my bikeshed tangent that I spent a week on doesn't actually matter, it's 100% my whim and actually… is procrastinating the 'boring part' that is what's really needed outside me in the real world'. She doesn't get these experiences which are the basis for realizing she's simply a fearful procrastinator.
I think what you mean to write is she 'should have' realized because empirically she has not otherwise you'd be enjoying videos
No.35271
>>35265Having spent more than 10 years of my life as a NEET, when you get used to doing nothing except occupying your time it can be really hard to find motivation to do anything at all. Especially when it's something you don't think is important or necessary and I feel like Jenny falls more into this category. She doesn't need any of this "making videos" crap and it's only getting more and more in the way of how she likes to spend her days.
You can hear some of that sentiment when talks about her Patreon; setting precedents, etc. Those promises she made way back when are now a huge weight on her shoulders, her spirit almost crushed by them. She doesn't want to do anything.
No.35272
I wonder if she’d be more productive if she let herself get fat like Lindsay Ellis or Orson Welles. She must spend so much time maintaining that killer bod and it probably gets in the way of writing and editing.
No.35273
>>35261Aleast she's self-aware. I've been watching old patreon vids and absolutely NOTHING she says she's working on actually came out. You'd have to go really far back to get hints of evermore, vpd, or star cruiser
No.35274
>>35272Say what you will about Ellis but she has released several videos this year, including 2 big ones just this month. She managed to do that with 2 babies to take care of so I don't know what Jenny's excuse is, all she has is a house full of plushies to take care of and she probably has a Mexican lady come in to clean that for her!
No.35276
im trying to find a link for her latest patreon video? the december one… looked around on here but cant find it
No.35277
>>35276sorry i just found it nvm. thanks to the person who posted it
No.35279
>>35274Is she in thise videos or just voice from the off again?
You can bet she shoves the little gremlins into the daddy's or nanny's arms and says she has to work, then empties a bottle of creative juice to get through a paragraph. Not fast, but consistent.
No.35280
>>35279I don't know, they're on Nebula. Though from the previews she's using the kids as props now, one of them said the name of the video
No.35282
>>35281That's a normal amount of likes for Bailey, she usually gets around 300, what are you talking about? Besides, she looks as pretty as an oil painting here, if people can't appreciate that, I will!
No.35283
>>35281i'm shocked it's that high, but i suppose with jenny having a million fans, a 0.05% spillover from people instinctively use the strategy from A Beautiful Mind with their clicks (aim for the friend of the hot girl because with everyone else going for the hot girl they will be grateful of whatever attention they get) it's not actually that high
No.35284
>>35281She tries so hard, the poor dear. This year's resolution: subscribe to Bailey and watch more Bailey content.
No.35286
I haven’t liked Jenny’s last two rambles and didn’t finish either. Maybe I’m finally free.
No.35287
I was going through some of the quintillion old porno mags I had downloaded earlier this year this afternoon (I had the intention of creating some style LoRAs from them - looking for an old 60s vibe) when I noticed a somewhat familiar face… I said "Huh!?" out loud as I was mindlessly scrolling through before immediately scrolling back. It made me chuckle.
>>35281Bailey's a testament to a woman's ability to manipulate others; she coasted in with nothing but "Jenny's friend" to her name, succeeded despite her horrid personality all while being militantly Jewish. Common sense dictates she should be working at her father's business ruining the lives of his employees with her shitty attitude, but she managed to turn salt into wine. No man could accomplish such a feat.
No.35288
>>35287Holy crap it's Jenny's mom.
No.35290
>>35289What did she even do last year? I can't remember at all.
No.35291
>>35290Well I can tell you what she did this year! Nothing! Not a single main channel vid!
But hey, still a few hours left in 2025, lets see if she proves me wrong!
No.35293
>>35287big boobies jenny. did it happen to say her name?
No.35295
>>35293It's Dean Ackerlund. She mostly doesn't look like Jenny as much.
No.35300
>>35294But Obama loves trannies. This only makes sense if it's him and Sky.
No.35301
>>35290I don't recall either, but it was probably embarrassingly dull.
>>35293Other than it being a Dutch publication, there's zero information to glean from that book about anything inside.
No.35302
>>35289Well if her tweets are any indication she is currently on a skiing vacation. Working class hero Jenny!
No.35306
Our girl starting the year strong by getting into fights about Muppet voices
No.35308
She’s such a little asshole. And she wonders why everybody is “mean” to her. I also can’t imagine her skiing in any way, shape or form. She’s clutzy and incompetent in anything physical.
No.35309
>>35302I only went skiing once (during a school trip) and it was a miserable experience. I never quite got the hang of actually skiing (lots of falls that day) and my feet were asleep after an hour in the boots the instructor chose for me… the douchey rich people treating literally everyone like dirt was also annoying. At the end of the day I felt like they went there to abuse the staff as much as they went there to ski. What a bunch of assholes.
Anyway, skiing is an activity I'd never imagine Jenny would want to do; it's cold, it's sports, it's fucking bright as hell and it's pretty boring with all the down time in between when you're skiing downhill and getting back up there to do it again. Plus, she's not gonna look cute in bulky skiing gear!
>>35306Jenny doesn't accept anyone except Jim Henson voicing Kermit. She's complained several times over the years about anybody else doing the voice.
No.35310
>>35308she rides the lift up and down
No.35311
>>35309this image is much better than the cheap nudies. makes her look vital, alive, keen, lithe. not a touch of saggening blobfish influence or irish taint
No.35314
>>35249You know Jenny has a normal dating life right? Why tf would she tell her audience? So you creeps specifically could send them death threats?
No.35315
>>35314Excuse you, Bailey, but we've been very supportive of Jenny's relationships and the hope that she gets married before her eggs die forever.
No.35318
>>35312what was the prompt? jenny nicholsons clothes "slide off"?
No.35319
>>35318Clothes fly off to bikini. Getting harder since grok is getting nerfed as I was able to get nudes all of three days ago…
No.35320
>>35315>>35316>>35317See this is what I'm talking about. Why tf would she come here? To get fucking terrified?
No.35322
>>35320>Why tf would she come here?You badly misunderstand the point of this board friendo. This was never a place for Jenny to hang out and she was never going to come here no matter what we did. Hell I bet she doesn't go on her Reddit community either and they do nothing but kiss her ass. That's just not the kind of girl she is.
This board, in case you haven't noticed, is a safe space for people to just say what they want about Jenny without her hearing. You might not like it but believe me, Jenny prefers us talking shit here over people talking shit in her Twitter replies - the one thing she does actually read
No.35326
>>35320The reason Jenny never gets any videos done is because she's too busy curating her image on reddit and badcars
No.35333
>>35238Monthly check in. What is happening?
Jennys ramble views are a fraction of her patron totals.
Are tens of thousands of people paying Jenny and not watching her rambles or expecting her to make public youtube videos?
No.35338
>>35333>What is happening? Well it's been two days since anybody had anything to talk about, so a fuck huge amount of fuck all. Jenny's career is just vacations, ebegging, and the occasional Twitter post. Nearly 40 years old and sitting on a bubble of having wasted the last ten years of her life by becoming a lazy sack of shit.
No.35340
Is this the end of Jenny content? First we got a year without a main channel vid, then she deleted her Instagram out of doxxing fears and now with the Grok situation she's probably never going to post a pic on X either. We are so cooked
No.35341
>>35340Outside of the monthly rambles, the most content we're getting is the resident smutposter(s?). Frankly I think there's still gold to mine with AI Jenny reviews but whether that's more out of spite or cope or the rumble of scientific progress I don't know.
No.35352
I like how we're halfway through January and the movie review she wanted to do for October still hasn't happened.
No.35353
>>35352Someone check in on Reddit, even they must be starting to lose faith at this point!
No.35359
>>35353There's a bunch of posts over there that are just random callbacks, random unrelated posts, and random "does jenny x?".
No.35362
>>35338Think she is close to selling her used panties?
No.35363
>>35362She's almost forty, who would want them?
No.35364
She must be getting desperate if she’s lowered herself to another clothing try on video.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f6p5Yd/ No.35365
>>35360>a Wikipedia rambleBoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
>>35363Those are a solid collector's item. I'd put 'rm in a display case and everything.
>>35364Now here's some Jenny content I could live with. Just Jenny cute-ing in front of the camera. It's that simple, Jen!
No.35366
hi, a deepfake porn bill just passed the senate, might need to clean up this board before it's passed into law or Jenny may be able to sue distributors like this site
No.35368
>>35366Got a link for that?
No.35369
>>35365alright video, fair enough
No.35370
>>35365Remember how jenny was a Star Wars girl for a while? It's a shame she got disillusioned, because she is starting to look like - and how exciting would it have been amid her fandom - a Star Wars character herself!
No.35371
>>35370She's always looked like a Star Wars character. The age is just helping it along.
And who is she fooling saying if she wore a whole regalia she'd look crazy - Bitch, you've always dressed like an autistic tard. Don't act like you're holding back now.>>35370
No.35372
>>35371Japanese snail cream can only do so much, especially when your whole diet is junk food and the trash they sell at Disneyland. It really is something else that not only has she never been able to do better than Max Landis, she tossed him aside and never looked back. Look where that got her. Jenny's becoming old news and Max doesn't direct anymore because he's too busy uploading those insane one-man Superman plays. Griffin was one thing, dude was a degenerate gambler, but Max was a fucking director. She could've saved him, and saved herself in the process. Instead that cunt bitch Ellis tricked her into being a stronk woman who don't need no man. Except didn't Ellis go and get married anyway and keep at least most of her children. What is Jenny's circle anymore? Bailey, a bunch of obese people, and stuffed animals?
No.35374
>>35365hardly needs to be said, but goddamn, she is cute.
No.35376
>>35366Just move the server somewhere where they'll tell her lawyer to fuck off if asked for the site owner's contact info.
She can't sue if she doesn't know who to sue.
No.35379
>>35376The site owner isn't the one making the stuff, though. And it's an imageboard, how would they find the peeps who are?
No.35380
>>35378Literally everyone in Washington are slaves to Israel, that shouldn't be news to anyone. They're hardcore Christians that need the Jews so Jesus can come back… like for real, that's an honest answer they'll give you. They're essentially children still believing in Santa Claus, it's beyond nuts!
>maliciouslyI have never-ever made a Jennie with malicious intent. She's more like my muse and something familiar to play with in a complex system.
No.35381
>>35378As long as they make her directly tell me which lewd picture by describing the act, I'll gladly comply.
No.35383
We used to be a real country. We used to have real Jenny content.
No.35384
>>35378you could have made that point without the pointless antisemitism, then it would have been a reasonable call for better legislation and free art. now it is just the post of an asshole whose opinion is worthless.
No.35386
>>353842% of the population and yet their interests keep popping up behind everything bad that happens. Not my fault.
No.35388
>>35387>looks like jenny<sounds like baileyAnd you know, this is that fringe stuff that the law is grey on. Like this
>>35385How is porn defined? How do you prove this is "revenge porn"?
No.35391
>>35390I'd be okay with a hard time in her hole.
No.35392
>>35390"You are guilty of boy ick and smelling like baloney."
No.35396
>>35378>jenny has to meet me in courtok..
>>35393she only saw it now? isnt it like 2 months old?
No.35397
>>35396You know she's been busy doing all that nothing. Plus, she'll have to wear one of those wacky outfits and two or three people might notice her. I doubt she wants a full crowd either, since they'll shush her for chomping popcorn mouth open giggling every five minutes while shoehorning her "funny" quips in.
No.35398
>>35387Wtf. How could you get a 10s grok video?
No.35400
>>35397Now I have this mental image of Jenny showing up to court in pajamas with popcorn and a plushie.
No.35401
>>35400…and Yoshi slippers.
No.35404
>>35403Going "ooohhhhhh" every five minutes.
No.35409
I like when Jenny goes "waka waka!"
No.35410
>>35409I like when Jenny says she's working on something but then never actually does.
No.35420
>>35419Yes, but at what cost?
At what cost?! No.35421
>>35414$5 says we're not getting main channel videos for the whole of 2026.
No.35423
>>35419I love ai
>>35422They wanted her to over-offer, jenny was right to back away. what does she mean by end credits song anyway? like a channel awesome anthem?
No.35425
>>35421We used to be lucky to get 2 videos a year, now we'll be lucky to get 1 video every 2 years.
No.35427
I havent followed /tv/ since 8chan got btfo.
the fuck does gahoole have to do with dsp and the killstream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8NcUJ5243k No.35429
>>35421I think we'll get the bad movie video (a few months from now) and that will be the end of it. Her career, like many others, will end on a giant wet fart.